Good evening lovely people
I hope your day has been wonderful and brilliant and splendid
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:05, archived)

Santa chopped Tony's cock off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:06, archived)

He'll give it to someone else
After all, it's the gift that keeps on jizzing
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:42, archived)

This year to save him from tears +
else
After all, it's the gift that keeps on jizzing special
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:56, archived)

Last Christmas +
+ but the very next day he gave it away
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 21:59, archived)

Yeah been great, I hope this post finds you well ?

( mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:28, archived)

I hope it doesn't find me at all
*ducks*
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:41, archived)

OK, soz

( mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:03, archived)

It's cold here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:34, archived)

Try the oven instead

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:43, archived)

Alright Ye, calm down ffs

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351369
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:34, archived)

Blondie mit blauen augen

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 20:55, archived)

There's no lovely people around here
they're all up in hobbiton
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:39, archived)

The Sat Nav is off

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:43, archived)

We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing red knickers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:57, archived)

Still no excuse for that kind of driving
Step out of the car, please.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:58, archived)

Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm?
Or maybe my wife could do for you, to avoid this dilemma?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:14, archived)

I dunno
I guess I've just got the blues, brother.

Tell you what, I'll let you off with a warning this time.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:24, archived)

yeah

( $$ ✅, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:49, archived)

word.

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 17:55, archived)

Yes ty
And come on Morocco!
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:12, archived)

With Tony's chopped off cock?
Disgusting!
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:24, archived)

Still got bits of screen embedded in it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:38, archived)

Difficult decision... painfully tear off the entire mangled organ, or agonizingly pick out the glass shards with a pair of rusty, pointed tweezers.
Hard to know which would be funnier.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:42, archived)

Just leave it and audition as the next bond villain

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:48, archived)

Scarymemba?

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:52, archived)

Golf trophy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:59, archived)

Picking out the glass shards
With a hard to control wobbly rubber handled steak tenderiser?
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:50, archived)

Pushing that camel knobber down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:07, archived)

my massive new TV turned up with a fucked screen :'(

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:09, archived)

I guess Santa really did chop your cock off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:12, archived)

fuck Santa

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:13, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 13:22, archived)

Penis-shaped hole in the glass

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:35, archived)

Once I had a love and it was a gas+

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:39, archived)

Haha, lovely.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351387
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 22:05, archived)

gl
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:53, archived)

Well done

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:31, archived)

boonarse bardilo

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:38, archived)

Always pushing down instead of raising up

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:42, archived)

mornboon dilbarning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:11, archived)

Alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:40, archived)

not you

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:07, archived)

Why not?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:18, archived)

Because you're a gigantic fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:57, archived)

I hope Santa chops your cock off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351291
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:03, archived)

I hope
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:06, archived)

that was last chrimblepops mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:07, archived)

alright chribble

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:23, archived)

ch$ch$

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:50, archived)

all i want for christmas is my cock chopped off, my cock chopped off, my cock chopped off

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:48, archived)

Even a chopped cock tells the right time twice a day.
Provided you've nailed it to a clock face, that is.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 15:09, archived)

nailed it to a what now, granddad?
Even a phone tells the right time all the day (assuming you keep it charged)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 16:36, archived)

CLOCK FACE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:31, archived)

BAROMETER CHOPS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 18:35, archived)

friboon daybaro

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:56, archived)

BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 8:57, archived)

Craig David all over your+

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:02, archived)

TOOK AWAY MY OLD MAN
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:04, archived)

do you live in Edgbaston?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:07, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:10, archived)

Explains a lot.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:16, archived)

Very important to know
EdgBAston or EdgBAAston?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:27, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:43, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:44, archived)

Fuck off Hayers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:45, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:49, archived)

I meant which side of the Hagley Road you cretin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:45, archived)

eww Birmingham

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:46, archived)

You say that, I moved to Manchester

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:48, archived)

Manchester’s great

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 12:03, archived)

It's just near enough to notice
But not as near as the nearest farm.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 12:52, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:16, archived)

In or out?
Belly buttons I mean
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:28, archived)

Gone

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:30, archived)

Try looking down the back of the settee
It's where lost stuff generally is
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:45, archived)

Check SpanishFly's tattered, cavernous bumhole

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:46, archived)

It got incinerated as medical waste

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:46, archived)

I don't like this casual disposal of body parts by medical professionals, the dentist didn't let me keep my wisdom tooth

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:55, archived)

I hope eBay bans him, the prick

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:59, archived)

They saved my life, so I'm not complaining
I'm at the age now where they start giving me things, like dentures.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:10, archived)

Do you reckon they'd fit Hayers with a new cock?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:13, archived)

Up his bumbum

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:18, archived)

A constantly turgid one

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:35, archived)

There was a swimmer who had to quit after an operation had unexpected side effects

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:42, archived)

They died on the operating table?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:51, archived)

Leave the placenta attached forever

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:36, archived)

+to the back of a tractor

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 9:38, archived)

Careers advice for kids is just getting earlier and earlier

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:03, archived)

Speaking as your official shit /chat part time gp...............
Get trained as a medic then get a private job
Pay is better and hours are shorter
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:21, archived)

Also as private you don't have to deal with ghastly proles

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 10:58, archived)

Haha, as if anyone is allowed to see a NHS doctor any more!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:00, archived)

I just print out my own scripts
Morphine anyone?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:09, archived)

Please, it's so moreish

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 11:10, archived)

Anyone want a cuppa?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 22:02, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 23:05, archived)

(BouGPT, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:46, archived)

nuff said

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:12, archived)

I politely disagree
with words
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:18, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:44, archived)

I wish your mum, having gave birth to your distorted wriggling form,
had saved everyone the trouble of interacting with you by summoning up the courage, there and then, to suck you back up her cunt and reverse digesting you.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:55, archived)

Ps.
Happy Birthday


Love Dad.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:56, archived)

This is a bit grim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:18, archived)

Quick tit wank first though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:41, archived)

This is the most intelligent and coherent thing you’ve ever posted
Probably best to end on a high and never post again
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:46, archived)

-post +breathe
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:57, archived)

I'm pwning the populolz page pretty hard rn, it has to be said.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:15, archived)

clickin dis

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:21, archived)

It doesn't really.
But well done for being popular. Lol.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:21, archived)

It's fucking great, you should try it some time.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 19:08, archived)

Nah. I'm nearly hilarious enough.
I'll just eat the half-time oranges.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 19:20, archived)

Yuck! Acerbic!

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 19:21, archived)

Hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:26, archived)

hi
got a client here that lives in a house called Yewtree, AWKWARD.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:28, archived)

Could be worse
www.newspapers.com/clip/20018596/obituary-dr-gay-hitler-dentist/
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:36, archived)

you can't say that!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:39, archived)

That has to be a joke right

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:52, archived)

Dr. Hitler's kids' names: Harmony, Chakra, Rainbow, Ocean, Adolf

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:53, archived)

ROACH

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:22, archived)

My favorite roach is named Numbers, after the book in the Old Testament. What is your favorite roach named after?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:00, archived)

Papa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 7:23, archived)

Nichole!
thebedlamfiles.com/fiction/the-roaches-have-no-king/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Dec 2022, 14:52, archived)

You mean because it's really a house and not a tree?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:01, archived)

That, and the whole 'celebrity noncehunt' thing.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:11, archived)

You know what Tony Hayers, there is such a thing as a tree house.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:24, archived)

Oh, I must have been going about my business under a misapprehension!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:43, archived)

Is it where trees live

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:44, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 18:47, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:21, archived)

Yo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:57, archived)

Mid morning bol

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:24, archived)

locks? spag? ero?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:38, archived)

Linger

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:46, archived)

Do you have to?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:30, archived)

It doesn't really hurt, it's sham pain

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:28, archived)

Hello sailor

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 17:50, archived)

Excuse me no I'm not a sailor who told you that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 21:19, archived)

Ivian marching powder?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:14, archived)

<s> iv</>

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:22, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:23, archived)

oh fuck yea that looks terrible

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:28, archived)

I think it looks amazing…
Granted I haven’t watched the trailer.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:16, archived)

I meant it in a positive way, it looks bad enough to be funny
just positive vibes ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:46, archived)

Based on a true story

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:37, archived)

+free

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:51, archived)

Vg

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 16:21, archived)

Ray Liotta didn't look like a man with long to live in that trailer, did he?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:53, archived)

He's not even a real otter.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 13:20, archived)

That's why the WWF won't save him

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 13:38, archived)

Too busy smacking each other with folded metal chairs, no doubt.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 13:42, archived)

He's nothing! He's worse than an otter

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:45, archived)

He's no better than he otter be.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:14, archived)

Ray Linotta

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 15:58, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 7:33, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:29, archived)

Greetings from the poverty stricken north

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:38, archived)

Greetings from the poverty stricken south

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:45, archived)

How awful!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:49, archived)

It’s certainly grim up here

My bumhole, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:45, archived)

I'm over in Malton this weekend, gonna hit up the artisan food retailers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:51, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:45, archived)

How's life in the desolate crime-ridden wasteland of scouseland?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:49, archived)

Currently stressful

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 9:16, archived)

Not to worry, it'll be over at some point.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:57, archived)

Life, you mean

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:18, archived)

Yes.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:26, archived)

Hopefully before I snap and go full unabomber

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:26, archived)

Want a shoe?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 13:39, archived)

No thanks, I have loads

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 14:08, archived)

Morning dozer

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:48, archived)

that name means nothing to me

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:50, archived)

alright "midge ure"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:23, archived)

Look, just because I'm a balding unattractive pompous scottish shortarse
Doesn't mean I'm Midge Ure, OK?????????????
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 11:34, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 23:03, archived)

2022 has been a RIDE so far. So if you’re feeling flustered, you’re in for a treat. Not only are we offering Black Friday deals when you shop from the Bollocks Store, but we’re also giving you a little thank you gift with every order. Good vibes all round
.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 23:32, archived)

It turns out the mr horrible signature on my Ultra Special Collectors Limited Edition Mega Bollocks Grab Bag was done using autopen and is therefore WORTHLESS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 0:42, archived)

Let’s get this out of the way up front: The Classic Pens LB5 is an extremely expensive pen.
At $1,250+ per pen, the LB5 really can’t be justified as anything other than a high-end status symbol in a luxury writing instrument. It is a work of art in pen form that is designed to capture peoples attention and make a statement. Nobody needs a pen that costs that much money. However, with that in mind, I can still honestly say that the LB5 is the best pen I have ever used. It is just that good.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 2:10, archived)

pen is expensive
penis lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 8:22, archived)

It's expensive so it needs to be taken seriously ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 12:03, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:29, archived)

The gift that keeps on giving.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351165
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)

How many loads more until he's buried forever

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:01, archived)

f giv beaker
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:30, archived)

Splendid!

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:32, archived)

What The Office For National Suppression Won't Tell You.
On the last Census, only 43% of the population put English as their spoken and written language.
The other 77% couldn't even understand the form to make their reply! It's Leftism GONE MAD to allow this to continue.
Projections show that by 2030, under -15% of the population will identify as white gendered.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351165
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:50, archived)

Has everyone got a cum face?

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:02, archived)

You of all people know the answer

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)

Well I definitely haven't.
No-one has ever made me come, not even myself.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:17, archived)

This is obvious to all

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:26, archived)

Who put 50p in you?

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:31, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:35, archived)

(´･_･`)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:58, archived)

( ಠ‿<)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:05, archived)

The Elites have squandered the opportunities afforded by our glorious democratic victory.
Why just this morning, twenty shifty-looking be-tracksuited Albanian men turned up at my front gate,
still wearing the UK-issued lifejackets funded by YOU the taxpayer, and proceeded to wipe a grimy sponge
across the bonnet of my already gleaming Volvo V70 before demanding payment.
At least I assume that's what they were saying, I couldn't understand a word.
Needless to say I scuttled back inside and got straight on the blower to the lovely Suella.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:09, archived)

You joke about that but in Spain there are guys that 'find' you a parking space then expect payment.
You don't have to give them anything of course. It'll be fine.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)

And Spain isn't even in Brexit, so I dunno what that is even all about.

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:15, archived)

X-Ray Spexit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:18, archived)

Eye Xpect so

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:21, archived)

oh boris, up yours

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 22:08, archived)

Nice car, be a shame if anything happened to it while you're gone.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:52, archived)

We all got it you camel knobber
SORRY WRONG ACCOUNT
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)

I say we need to ensure the brightest and best Tonys stay in the Somali Peninsula, and concentrate on getting all THEIR camels knobbed

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:07, archived)

Yes. I know exactly what you mean.
And can we get rid of these fucking beakers whilst we're at it? Honestly the workmanship is appauling inverted commas full stop STOP
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:15, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:32, archived)

This is a mod free wild West. It's fucking dull . If you want to kill the forum post child porn or gore stuff. Posting arseboon, well done, up the meds

( mongychops, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 21:29, archived)

white benders are the worst

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:04, archived)

Bit racist m8

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:12, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351165
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:13, archived)

Not really, I actually have a white bender friend who is a complete wanker.

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:14, archived)

So he handles a lot of cocks, got it

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:28, archived)

I'm not jealous if that's what you're implying

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:31, archived)

Tony Hayers is a camel knobber, that's what he's implying

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:38, archived)

I have friends that are camel knobbers
Not really, of course.
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:55, archived)

that are camel knobbers
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:14, archived)

God I hate you
No, not you, God! I meant Mr. Arrrgh!
( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:17, archived)

User not found
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:30, archived)

We are all not found this cursed day

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:33, archived)

The Mr accounts are all mine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 19:31, archived)

typical patriarchy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:00, archived)

I did spend a lot of time trying to smash it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:06, archived)

IBYD

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:11, archived)

+ you dirty old bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)

Afternoon pricks
What does Wednesday have in store?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 15:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351156
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:02, archived)

Pointing at empty freezers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)

Is that your hobby?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:49, archived)

Yes

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 17:28, archived)

Money troubles, eh?

( MiseryCunt i remember we gayed together, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 18:18, archived)

oh it pays well but he spends it all hiring freezer emptiers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:15, archived)

Watching Australia v Denmark thanks

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:48, archived)

Well done Australia. Denmark out.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:56, archived)

thank god you're here, otherwise we wouldn't have known.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:48, archived)

André Rieu Paul's Drag Race is the show I wanna see this Christmas
what do you think should take place?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:14, archived)

The proper people's brexit that we all voted for

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:19, archived)

Strong and stable

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:25, archived)

Let's take back rupaul

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:00, archived)

Back to 1993
You'd better work
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:14, archived)

Footpenis world championship

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:41, archived)

I'd like a ticket for the finals

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:44, archived)

Paul Walker‘s Drag Race

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 11:42, archived)

There's a car I see in the car park at work
With a sticker that says Paul Walker with years (1972 - 2012 or something). After months of seeing it I learned that this wasn't a personal tribute to a family member.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:17, archived)

I saw the first of those films once.
It's quite an achievement for Paul Walker to be acted off the screen not just by Vin Diesel, but by the fucking cars.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:46, archived)

I can only remember seeing Vin in two other things
One was a shit Wall Street ripoff called Boiler Room, and the second seemed to have been written around the premise "wouldn't it be good to see Vin Diesel wearing a black vest and welding goggles?"
Oh I think he was in some football thing too maybe
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:06, archived)

He was in Saving Private Ryan too.
He was the mouthy one who got killed first.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:19, archived)

Can't remember that

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 14:35, archived)

YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)

Did he invent crisps?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 12:44, archived)

true and totes hilare story
When I first encountered Walker Crips, my brain kept reading it as Walker's Crisps!!!! Haha, what am I like????
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:10, archived)

Is this about The Walking Dead?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:04, archived)

Murdered by the ant hill mob, rip

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:08, archived)

you played Somerville yet drimbs?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:10, archived)

What, in the Communards biopic?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:20, archived)

Yes.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:21, archived)

Bit gay

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:33, archived)

EXTREMELY gay, if you must know

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:34, archived)

My gayometer needed that calibration, thanks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:41, archived)

^ Mince Gaydar

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:42, archived)

calibration bumming
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 14:40, archived)

First I've heard of it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 14:26, archived)

Looks good. I enjoyed Limbo and Inside, this one isn't reviewing as well as those two did but I reckon it will be worth a playthrough.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 14:52, archived)

Think I preferred Braid to Limbo, possibly because it wasn't quite so unforgiving and grim
Oh, 2D PLATFORMERS CHAT
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 15:09, archived)

I played Braid at the time, so long ago now that I cannae really mind wither I enjoyed or no lol
Limbo was great.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 15:24, archived)

It's no Magic Pockets
with betty boo
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 15:39, archived)

if you whisper her name, Queef will magically appear to remind us that she used to be in a credible hip hop act that toured with Public Enemy

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 15:51, archived)

PHWOARR

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:23, archived)

got any Betty Boo facts, Queefy?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:31, archived)

uwotm8

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:52, archived)

Paul Weller's Cum Face

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 16:22, archived)

morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:34, archived)

Ugh™

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:43, archived)

^ upset

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:46, archived)

Ughset

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:45, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:47, archived)

Alright dribble

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 7:54, archived)

Morning
Camels battle it out in Qatar beauty contest
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 8:26, archived)

*unzips*

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:01, archived)

Shove it up your rectum bollockschops

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 8:33, archived)

Morning mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:01, archived)

horrible replies to "morning" +

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:49, archived)

Morning
anyone wanna buy a few packets of ciggies?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:51, archived)

no thanks m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:56, archived)

😎

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 9:58, archived)

😍

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2022, 13:45, archived)

Bumholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:24, archived)

Rydym yn dod adref

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:31, archived)

Ken Dodd had rhythm?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:39, archived)

Hit me with your tickle stick

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:42, archived)

catch me slowly, tax me quick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:51, archived)

It's Welsh.
means "Going home today".
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:45, archived)

Going home today
MMMMNEURRGH I AM A WELSH SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER WELSH SPAZZES
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:55, archived)

Oh come on. The tickle stick was comedy gold
And this makes the populous page.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:25, archived)

well I clicked the other one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:44, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:50, archived)

and I clicked this

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:50, archived)

Hang on, which one of me are you?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:50, archived)

I'm the one who actually clicked the tickle stick post
so I guess I'm you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 22:52, archived)

Big hairy ones?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:48, archived)

All night long

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:51, archived)

Good to know

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:57, archived)

This sounds like a job for me!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:57, archived)

alright buminem

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 22:53, archived)

*2 Can klaxon*

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 22:58, archived)

Linding it up
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/100121/1669764118/ScreenShot20221129at23.20.53.png
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 23:22, archived)

Charles "Boon" Dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 23:30, archived)

Brenda died of lung cancer at 63
found a stash of these in her house lol!
imgur.com/a/yGhWn51

Makes a change from all those "my grandad smoked 80 Player's Navy Cut a day and died at 104 under the wheels of a bus" stories.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:46, archived)

lol

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:52, archived)

rofl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:46, archived)

alright garold
Could have been worse, could have been a stash of erotic photos of her.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:53, archived)

Rolled up and filled with tobacco

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)

smoking is grim AF

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:34, archived)

I think you mean cool

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:54, archived)

no m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:55, archived)

🚬😎

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:00, archived)

oh gosh hello cool person 😍

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:39, archived)

Although all the youngsters now
seem to prefer sucking a plastic thing then exhaling a full-size cumulonimbus that smells of candyfloss
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:58, archived)

-ulonimbus -c -ndyflo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)

Sell them down the pub.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:09, archived)

Squeeze the tobacco out, mix the ground MST tablets with it, push it carefully back into the cigarette skin,
then shove it down your japper
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:46, archived)

Sorry to hear that, rip

( mongychops, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 18:19, archived)

my brother's had two mates lose their dads in the past 2 days
fucking awful
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 19:33, archived)

They will run off, and it's a big park.

( mongychops, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 20:49, archived)

rip paul reiser and greg evigan :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:44, archived)

Did they look down the back of the couch?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:49, archived)

That's where their mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck.....
Sorry. That's where their mother's boyfriend is.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)

Lunch bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 11:56, archived)

Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 12:03, archived)

LUNCHY-WUNCHY NOM-NOMZ!!!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 12:05, archived)

foOooOoOOooOooooooOoooOoOOd

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 12:07, archived)

The online safety bill will make lunch threads illegal

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:26, archived)

lunch threads b3ta
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:34, archived)

That's racism sorted

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:37, archived)

rob would achieve the same effect by reporting all /links regulars to the police, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 16:47, archived)

Two pints of water

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:14, archived)

and a packet of air

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 15:34, archived)

I'm going to the pub for a burger and a pint.
Might even watch the football tonight.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:24, archived)

rg gg
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:46, archived)

^ Burger Queen

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:50, archived)

You lay off my windsock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 13:58, archived)

-d /oldskool

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)

Semen Khaidenko!

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 6:57, archived)

cheers

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 7:27, archived)

Cheers Cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:35, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:27, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 11:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8351040
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 12:12, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 8:35, archived)

Semen and Garfunkel

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 9:13, archived)

No

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:22, archived)

Piss off

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:37, archived)

Fuck you cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:39, archived)

bit rude

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 10:54, archived)

Not nearly rude enough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 11:55, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:32, archived)

Not again, is it that time already?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:34, archived)

Time for you to delete your account

(BouGPT, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:49, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
ARSEBOON DILBARO!
(BouGPT, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)

It gets better every time

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:54, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)

through streets broad and narrow
crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:09, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:54, archived)

Go on then, just the one though

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:10, archived)

ARSEBOON DILBARO ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)

Fancy seeing you here, how’s the family?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 20:40, archived)

Cheers Cheers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:03, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 21:54, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 13:44, archived)

awardUwU

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:43, archived)

award THIS
*points at crotch*
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 14:44, archived)

Wooden spoon

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)

Tony Hayers crotchshot

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 16:46, archived)

Can't see owt sorry

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:02, archived)

Too much wanking?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:04, archived)

congration! a winner is you!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:56, archived)

Winner winner
Chicken dinner
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:03, archived)

Not much of a reward

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:03, archived)

It might be a chicken's dinner, for instance some seeds and perhaps some other chickencentric delicacies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:08, archived)

They like eating roast chicken

( mongychops, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:39, archived)

The very small circle of life

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 17:53, archived)

More of a dot, really

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:29, archived)

There are chicken carcasses in commercial chicken feed pellets I think

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:00, archived)

Is there not a nutrition equivalent of inbreeding
where if you eat what is almost your own body, after a few generations you start going a bit weird
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:32, archived)

Bse, what happened to that ? But herbivores shouldn't be fed food of meat

( mongychops, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 18:53, archived)

Chickens are omni, will eat insects etc

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:01, archived)

Birds are funking dinosaurs, if those cunts get big again we are fucked

( mongychops, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:27, archived)

20 foot high chickens

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)

I'm a 20 foot chicken, and I am so high right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Nov 2022, 2:30, archived)