As I've some time on my hands I've decided to apply to be a mod
What shall I put on my cv?
Shall I lie or be truthful?
Have you ever lied on a cv? Unfortunately I haven't
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)

Lying on a CV about experience and/or qualifications is fucking stupid

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 15:57, archived)

What's your point?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)

We've all done it.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408727
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)

What about being frequently instructed as a led junior in complex multi-handed matters though?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:06, archived)

I'm involved in some complex multi-handed matters right now iykwim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408506
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:22, archived)

I don't speak blue sky office monkey sorry

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:22, archived)

^low hanging fruit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:44, archived)

junior Zeppelin
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:37, archived)

Claim you won eurovision
Denounce evidence to the contrary as very unfair lies.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:03, archived)

I actually did
I was her from Bucks Fizz
The ugly one
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:23, archived)

You don't need to lie, you've fingered dogs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:04, archived)

Recently though? I hear there's a finger sniff test.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:04, archived)

There's a vas difference

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:07, archived)

On my SWOT analysis
That is a strength
#proud#
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:26, archived)

Yes, my cv says I am a team player but I'm not, fuck working with other people, other people are cunts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408727
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:20, archived)

Well a pool team counts

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 16:26, archived)

^

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 18:14, archived)

I think you will be an excellent mod.
And can get some order in here.

But they will tell you to ban me.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:23, archived)

I would not ban anyone
Just give them a friendly warning
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:46, archived)

I just wish someone would fucking kill you

(LeviBelsniff, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:47, archived)

You need a friendly warning sos xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:51, archived)

Fuck off cunt

(LeviBelsniff, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 18:17, archived)

Banned!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 19:01, archived)

Spanishfly

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)

You just need to be a neckbeard, live with your mum spastic like manolith was

(LeviBelsniff, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:39, archived)

Neckbeard lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:47, archived)

'excellent Vespa riding skills'
'can shout bellboy and I look a bit Downs'
'I regularly ram a huge load of ground up 'blues' and 'black bombers' down my japper'

'Also, in addition to this I'll tell you what you can do with your eye teeth and your job, you can take that mail and that franking machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff 'em right up your arse'

'I am available for an immediate start'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:40, archived)

I am Jamie Oliver
Can I put you down as a reference please?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:49, archived)

I've moved on from basically water pissing out my nose, to Ghostbusters' Slimer deposits
that's progress right?

I still made myself go to see Godzilla X Kong, it was a mixture of great monster fights and references to the old skool Japanese films, and embarrassing American wank. Shame
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:57, archived)

Well all of that sounds totally shit

(LeviBelsniff, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 18:31, archived)

I'm ill 🤧

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:49, archived)

I'm also rad, dope, fly and a few other things besides

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:50, archived)

Don't forget 'sick' and 'fat'!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:48, archived)

"Don't you mean 'phat'?"
"No."
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:48, archived)

Man floo boo hoo

(Spacejam, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:50, archived)

+ a big w +y

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:06, archived)

I heard you were the sickest

( mongychops, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:17, archived)

bad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:47, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:09, archived)

9.35 testicles

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:36, archived)

That’s a very specific number of testicles

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)

It's not a round number

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:12, archived)

Knackers

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:55, archived)

Nah

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:58, archived)

Hairy plums

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:07, archived)

^ erupting his mini mount vesuvius over his pocket Pompeii

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:25, archived)

That’s Flaming Lips song titles sorted

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:28, archived)

^ milking his miserly moo cow

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:30, archived)

^ shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:13, archived)

Alright, Uncle Harvey.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:31, archived)

Go, nads!

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 11:16, archived)

Buster Gonads says meh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:14, archived)

Bollibobs

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)

Bollock stock and two smoking bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 13:45, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 7:36, archived)

Gunt morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 7:36, archived)

Hood Morgen

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 7:42, archived)

DazMan says yo homie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 7:41, archived)

Not you.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 7:44, archived)

You can be rather mean tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 8:05, archived)

Cunt

(Spacejam, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:47, archived)

Oh, it's smug bastard, hiya

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:59, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:00, archived)

Shnizzle

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 9:09, archived)

Yeah fuck you

(Spacejam, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 12:46, archived)

Apparently the next solar eclipse in the UK will be 23rd September 2090.
(Planearm, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:15, archived)

Sorry, I couldn't wait :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:19, archived)

Will there be mash?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:25, archived)

Yes but it will actually be mashed cauliflower and guar gum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:29, archived)

Made by Dick Butkus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:41, archived)

And served on a bed of your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead
With a hint of lime
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:47, archived)

Can you leave off the lime I don't want to overpower the mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:57, archived)

Yeah that's just one too many elements for me too, dog

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:16, archived)

Well my old lace looks a tough addition

( mongychops, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:32, archived)

Cool see you there

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:51, archived)

on the moon?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:04, archived)

the sun, idiot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:07, archived)

:(

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 23:35, archived)

no it's hot don't go sorry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 0:11, archived)

The Earth eclipses the sun every night.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:03, archived)

getting darker and colder here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:05, archived)

That's nights for you

( mongychops, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:32, archived)

fuck me there's another one now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 1:49, archived)

Just shit my pants in anticipation

( $$ ✅, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:18, archived)

Total eclipse and a shart

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:25, archived)

your anticipatory anal antics are of scant interest to me
-n
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:26, archived)

Moon will be tiny by then.

( mongychops, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:33, archived)

Such a good feeling
That's where I wanna be
Locked in your sewer
Of turtle ecstasy
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:38, archived)

I won't be here to see it
So I don't give the slightest whiff of a shiny shit
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 21:34, archived)

Lol!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 10:15, archived)

think I'm coming down with a cold
bugger it

do you think I'm coming down with a cold?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:55, archived)

It could be allergies
My hayfever is already doing my head in
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:59, archived)

not suffered before, but my brother developed severe hayfever in his late 40s so you never know

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:03, archived)

Every year for 20 years I'd get customers in who'd developed hayfever as adults, they were usually shocked to have it for the first time.
But I think you're coming down with a cold.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:30, archived)

Seems to be on the up this year

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 17:59, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:06, archived)

Sounds like someone forgot about Hands, Face, Space

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:08, archived)

I was so busy seeing it, saying it and sorting it that I clean forgot

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 18:48, archived)

Daz Man of Science says probs
Keep warm, plenty of fluids and cranking off chimps
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:27, archived)

Are you President Putin
I'm so confused at the moment
All these new users and others have vanished
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:56, archived)

Ssshhhh
Yes
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 17:05, archived)

Why would you say it if it wasn’t true

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:40, archived)

He lies to try to make his nose grow bigger than his cock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 18:00, archived)

So he can nostril-fuck himself? That's perverse.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 18:02, archived)

Fuck nose.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:50, archived)

Is that an invite

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:51, archived)

🤥🍆👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:00, archived)

no

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 17:43, archived)

Funky cold medina.? Most likely

( mongychops, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 19:15, archived)

I'm doing the wild thing on my leg as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 20:10, archived)

afternoon

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:47, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:50, archived)

Daz Man says how was your earthquake

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:50, archived)

i can't take all the credit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 14:27, archived)

Daz Man says yo

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:49, archived)

No m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:50, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 14:22, archived)

Yarbles

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:43, archived)

Wife just told me the name of a new hire, someone with a traditional Native American name.
I replied "thants" which she corrected to "thant", so you know exactly what their name is.
True story.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:01, archived)

A new hire?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:45, archived)

New member of staff

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:49, archived)

U thant?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_Thant
( $$ ✅, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:05, archived)

U thanting stupid thanting Unt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 16:41, archived)

I've been offered a new job
Writing for a publication in New York part time. Thanks to a friend.
Yippee. Less teaching for me.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 11:16, archived)

I think everyone's bored of you
or has you on ignore
(Spacejam, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 11:34, archived)

:'(
And i love it here
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 11:41, archived)

I can't imagine writing anything for publication in America
Intelligence isn't welcome there at the moment, the whole country is imploding in a shitstorm of stupidity and religious mania
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 12:05, archived)

New York's alright
it's the middle bit that's the problem. Amd much of the south
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 12:24, archived)

New York is tiny compared to the rest of the country
It's like saying that it's fine to eat a puffer fish because one bit of it isn't poisonous
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 12:43, archived)

America is a mess, I agree.

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:33, archived)

Only ever been to the Disney place it was bloody awful
I'd like to visit Boston
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:36, archived)

Richmond VA is nice (the bit my dad lived in, at any rate)
Chicago is cool as well, apart from the Southside which is very shooty
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 14:28, archived)

I know
I don't get to write political stuff and nor would I want to, I will be writing about places I visit in Italy.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 12:39, archived)

Nice one

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 13:34, archived)

thanks :)

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 18:24, archived)

Morning
Fucking train strike
We can get home it'll take hours
What are your first world problems?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:34, archived)

I’ve run out of milk

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:39, archived)

I feel your pain brother
Hug?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:49, archived)

Yeah but keep your hands to yourself this time

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:52, archived)

Awww

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:58, archived)

Similar problem.
NEED TEA
(Spacejam, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:50, archived)

Tea is good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:59, archived)

The Shamenzzz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:10, archived)

Well I'm OK, I guess.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:27, archived)

Glad to hear brother \●/

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:39, archived)

Milk was off in the fridge
No tea for me
(Spacejam, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:44, archived)

Oh no
A Brit without tea is a Brit wronged
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:50, archived)

Scandal. Front page news.

(Spacejam, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:51, archived)

If you can't enjoy tea without milk
maybe you just don't like tea?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 15:40, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:57, archived)

Alreet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:00, archived)

Morning :(

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:03, archived)

Good morrow

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:23, archived)

I have too much milk

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:20, archived)

Bit selfish tbh
That's why your /chat colleagues are gagging for a brew
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:28, archived)

I don't even use milk
I use coffee mate
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:44, archived)

Ok mate :)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:53, archived)

Pushing that prick down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 19:06, archived)

Horrible!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 19:09, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 19:17, archived)

Alright you shitcunt?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 19:45, archived)

Hello Dave

(LeviBelsniff, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:22, archived)

alright, it's a lovely day here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:11, archived)

is there a scale to measure how lovely a day is?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:59, archived)

the day loveliness scale

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:04, archived)

of course. how forgetful of me.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:10, archived)

today was 3.4 steviewonders

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:12, archived)

isn't that lovely

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:13, archived)

wonderful

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:19, archived)

Devised by Daniel Day Loveliness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:52, archived)

Historians are winners, think about it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:15, archived)

What the fuck are you talking about?

(LeviBelsniff, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:22, archived)

think about it

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:37, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:53, archived)

Just spend some time with it, have some fun with it yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:52, archived)

qotw is that way ^

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:26, archived)

There's no future in it though.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:15, archived)

HIYA!!!
Whatcha?

How’s it all going on here today fellas? We all good?
(LeviBelsniff, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:22, archived)

No, some of us are fucking stupid fucking cunts

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:26, archived)

It quite clearly asks about how the “fellas” are doing
Not whiny little cunts
(LeviBelsniff, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:36, archived)

^refers to itself as it

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:03, archived)

ignored Bou again, life's too short

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:52, archived)

and getting shorter

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:58, archived)

i've fully embraced 2.0 for now, I think it's unlikely I'll miss anything important

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:39, archived)

never 2.0'd anyone.
but i do like scrolling. mhmmm. so addictive.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 23:10, archived)

have i missed anything important?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 23:31, archived)

you know you haven't.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 23:53, archived)

Are you obsessed with Bou?

(Spacejam., Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:22, archived)

BUMHOLES

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 22:43, archived)

Anyway,
I spent the weekend exploring Lucca, the birthplace of Puccini.My legs and feet are aching from walking. It's a lovely town. Next weekend we are going back to Florence.
Italy is a lovely place to live, I just wish my Italian was better, I am really struggling to learn it because I am the stupids. How are you all doing and how was your weekend?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 19:03, archived)

Humble bragging mmmmmm
Starting to see why people don't like you
(Spacejam, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 7:52, archived)

How was it bragging?
What utter nonsense
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 8:04, archived)

I go away for a few years (lost my password)
And all hell breaks loose in here.
Now I have to ban 400 "bou" accounts
Thanks. I hate this job
Wankers
(Spacejam., Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:20, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(Great Forum Banter, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:28, archived)

Get flounced

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)

It's not our fault she came back

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:31, archived)

Does this mean it's safe to clear my ignore list?
I hope so, because I just did. If garold says "holibobs" once more he's going straight back on it though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:37, archived)

No this is an old account with its password took. Such lulz

( mongychops, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:51, archived)

ach, I cleared it anyway because I can't be arsed with ignore.
I know it's still there if I change my mind.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:24, archived)

hell breaking loose
implies the existence of chains capable of holding hell in place.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:39, archived)

I'd like to stay
Please. 🙏
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:48, archived)

This really is getting tiresome.

( mongychops, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:50, archived)

This
So very much this
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:21, archived)

Big hard dump

(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:53, archived)

alrite spanishfly

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:04, archived)

Whoever this is must be really bored
And a massive twat
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:18, archived)

my money's on brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:23, archived)

I'm not bored though

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:53, archived)

You disguise that well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:51, archived)

YOE

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 23:13, archived)

I reckon it's GFB.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:40, archived)

Shit off

( $$ ✅, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:23, archived)

Can you get me my original account back?

(LeviBelsniff, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 20:21, archived)

You hate this? Just be grateful you don't have a real job!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 21:10, archived)

Hi cunt's

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 15:09, archived)

yo
tried out a new recipe last night, delighted with the results
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 15:25, archived)

yes, that's all the information we need

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:31, archived)

it was sweet and spicy sticky beef

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:37, archived)

Sounds excellent

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:45, archived)

diced beef
just enough water to cover it by half a centimetre, 3 tablespoons of soy sauce, 4 tablespoons of chinese vinegar and a tablespoon of chilli sauce, habanero in my case. bring to the boil, then simmer.once simmering, add 2 tablespoons of palm sugar and reduce heat. stir occasionally and cook until the liquid is reduced to a glaze and serve with garlic rice. will be making it again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:48, archived)

by Chinese vinegar do you mean black vinegar?
brb etc
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:01, archived)

yes
love the stuff
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:11, archived)

It's called "vagueb3taing", all the cool kids are doing it now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:47, archived)

i got distracted by the baby

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:56, archived)

alright spanishfly

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:03, archived)

clickin' this

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:12, archived)

alright Jareth the Goblin King
alt: David Bowiezzz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:16, archived)

and now I have a mental image of that bulge

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:54, archived)

you remind me of the bulge

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:25, archived)

Sme’g

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:03, archived)

Brother of Sméagol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 1:47, archived)

Poo

(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 17:04, archived)

BODILY FUNCTIONS THREAD
Yesterday after needing to take a Massive DUMP and having heavy shopping I took the wrong bus and a friend had to fetch me and take me home. When I got home i did the said dump, it was so huge it didn't want to go down. I carried that thing around with me. I'm sure that's how women feel giving birth.
(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 10:38, archived)

As opposed to men giving birth?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 10:58, archived)

And aliens with those really large heads

(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:32, archived)

Dome headed camel knobbers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:37, archived)

My arse ring is actually sore today from passing that thing
I need more fucking Fibre in my diet
I feel like I was dry humped by that camel
(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:47, archived)

Sounds like you need more water.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 15:07, archived)

at least as much as Leah Betts had

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 15:28, archived)

Please stop wishing death on people.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:43, archived)

Dunno what you're on about, water's good for you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 16:47, archived)

alright JK Rowling, reporting this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:33, archived)

Who to?
Bring it on!!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:37, archived)

I thought owls were supposed to be wise

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:40, archived)

Bou hoo!

(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 11:54, archived)

You are thinking about Simon Cowell
A wise chap indeed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 13:06, archived)

how big are wwe talking here?
Prgingles can? rugby ball? Badger? Draught excluder?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 12:02, archived)

About twice the width of a banger
And twice as long

And hard
(Spacejam, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 12:11, archived)

^bummed by the ghost of Tony De Vit

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 18:58, archived)

You are disgusting
Nobody wants to read this
🤮
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 12:23, archived)

/talk is the poo forum
Any fule kno that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 13:08, archived)

P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░B░I░O

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 13:21, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 13:36, archived)

Morning you little monkeys xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 8:37, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 8:47, archived)

Alreet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 9:17, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 9:16, archived)

How is the rent tranny business going?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 9:18, archived)

Great ta

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 7 Apr 2024, 10:49, archived)

Morning!

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 9:40, archived)

Wobble wobble

(Fantasma:, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 20:15, archived)

Hi

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 6 Apr 2024, 20:48, archived)

Hi ..Bou?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 21:00, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 21:05, archived)

Dick Butkus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 1:48, archived)

Which one are you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 22:27, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 6 Apr 2024, 22:33, archived)

Lee Trundle

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 1:10, archived)

In case anyone was wondering
b3ta.com/talk/8408410
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:28, archived)

Nobody was. Nobody cares.

( mongychops, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:27, archived)

Anyroadup thanks for replying

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:29, archived)

How old were you when you started posting here Mongy?

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:32, archived)

Not doing your homework, and have never had a capital letter in my username

( mongychops, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:43, archived)

Sorry mongy

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:45, archived)

You should send mongy a gaz, he knows about that sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 19:19, archived)

I gazzed you instead

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 19:48, archived)

No you didn't, you fucking liar.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 21:11, archived)

I swear I did.
My gazes don't seem to go through? I've gazed several people and got no response
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 7 Apr 2024, 7:39, archived)

Brb is a stupid fucking cunt
Pass it on
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:37, archived)

brb is my hero

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:39, archived)

Alright spanishfly

(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:40, archived)

alright bou

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:27, archived)

$$

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:32, archived)

Cheers

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 6 Apr 2024, 19:53, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:56, archived)

+n, i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:14, archived)

Cor!

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)

+morant

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 17:19, archived)

I did a chuckle

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 17:22, archived)

Dunno who that is, soz

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:42, archived)

well, obvs
he posts on here. Dead giveaway
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)

We know!

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:53, archived)

Who is dozer?

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:57, archived)

There is no dozer, only Zuul

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:37, archived)

Dunno who that is, soz

(Smug Bastard LOL, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:42, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 17:04, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 6 Apr 2024, 17:49, archived)

Stats say 29 use this board
how many are alts/socks?

b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html

I reckon in terms of real users it's closer to 20 than 30. My work here is nearing completion!
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:58, archived)

Your “work” here?
It is a chore reading your posts
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:01, archived)

...

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:03, archived)

…

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:17, archived)

. . .

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:22, archived)

i was just saying it's less keystrokes to use the ellipse, I've typed this now though so yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:30, archived)

.    .     .      .       .        .         .          f           e            w             e              r

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:31, archived)

Where's the elipse key?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)

…

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:35, archived)

Best I can do is a colon, soz. :

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:48, archived)

Terrible bullying of Gonz. :(

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 21:12, archived)

you're very confused sir

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:12, archived)

I think I'd notice being confused.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:19, archived)

You might not, it might present to you as everyone else being confused and you being better than them.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:21, archived)

I'll bear that in mind should that scenario ever present itself.
But right now, no, I see a single digit IQ tragedy called LeviBelsniff failing to understand a very basic joke, and you inserting yourself into an antagonistic situation as per usual.

It's all pretty straightforward. :)
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:27, archived)

Is this part of your work here? Who is paying you exactly?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)

You seem confused by the concept of unpaid work.
I see /talk sinking into the sea. This is me jumping on it to help it sink faster.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:40, archived)

👍🏻
It's good that you're not confused :)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 17:18, archived)

Yes and
it's good that you are doing your bit to aid my cause.

BTW I made a treat for you on board.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 19:03, archived)

This is the genuine Bou account
Go to my Facebook page
There's a message there for you
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:04, archived)

All the others are fake.
Not me posting.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:10, archived)

Alright Slim Shady

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)

Why the fuck would I
1. Have a Facebook account
2. Want to know who you are in real life
3. Want to read anything else you post.
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:19, archived)

Not talking to you only

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 16:26, archived)

"34 min: The Arsenal fans are now en fête."
From the guardian footy commentary
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:07, archived)

You spend too much time on here

(Spacejam., Sat 6 Apr 2024, 18:27, archived)

The numbers don't lie
and they spell 171545+312 for you.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 19:07, archived)

for what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 21:43, archived)

I've got heavy shopping
Have to take the bus and I have a huge shit on board

BLIMEY I GOT ON THE WRONG BUS
(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 13:55, archived)

That's no way to talk about yourself.
Oh no wait, carry on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 13:57, archived)

I'm trying desperately to make it go back up my bum

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)

i've been quite partial to nutella sandwiches recently

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)

That's a sure fire way to get constipation

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:14, archived)

spread the bread, not the bus

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:15, archived)

It's gone back up my bum now
I think I'm safe
(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:21, archived)

Congratulations on your unpoo.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:48, archived)

that guy is full of shit

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:59, archived)

Hello Bou2053643

(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 13:57, archived)

I'm so fucking sick of Bou

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:05, archived)

Which Dozer are you?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:05, archived)

This is Bou

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:07, archived)

kk

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:08, archived)

+k

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:43, archived)

Fascinating.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:08, archived)

This made me laugh out loud

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:11, archived)

You laughed at a brb post.
You must be Bou. Mentally ill.
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:14, archived)

He said something funny yesterday as well

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:21, archived)

Aren't you supposed to be dead already?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:26, archived)

I thought you flounced years ago you boring racist miserable fucking retarded child molester

(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:28, archived)

Answer the fucking question.
Why have you made a new account? Too many people ignoring the last one and you weren't getting enough attention?

Did you also lie about dying? Tragic.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:32, archived)

I don’t know who you think I am you bellend
I have never said I was dead that would be an impossible task.
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:39, archived)

To be fair all you lesser semi-literate racist scumbags blur into one unmemorable haze of dull cunt,
but I think you are spanishfly/miserycunt (based on a comment by porcupine). I think you are the one who has been lying about dying for attention.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)

I am spanishfly.
I am not miserycunt that alcoholic spastic gazzes me while wired.

Funny you call me racist. I still don’t understand how someone can come on here and post that they are dead.
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:17, archived)

If you made it onto my ignore list it's because you did some racism.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:41, archived)

Who is it?

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:59, archived)

More to the point, which one are you?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:05, archived)

Most of the Bou accounts are either Grrrmachine who posted under his real account but deleted it quickly, or some bored regular
Belsniff is spanishfly, the other Bou account is GFB/Dozer but I suspect is spanishfly’s alt
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:17, archived)

And I’m Spartacus

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:18, archived)

Bindun

(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:37, archived)

GFB and dozer are one and the same. That isn’t me though,
I am spanishfly. Originally fucksocks from about 18 years ago. But then I was banned by the fat neck beard manolith.
(LeviBelsniff, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:19, archived)

I'm not going to remember any of that tbh.
All the people you mentioned might as well be the same person; they all seem to share the same brain cell.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)