eat my shit
tbh
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:11, archived)

I'd rather not

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:26, archived)

fair
I've just had a coffee and jaffa cakes
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)

I'm trying to think of what I want to eat
And have come to the conclusion that I don't want anything.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)

i've got a packet of malteasers

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 18:59, archived)

Bollocks?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:49, archived)

My mum loves malteasers
I get massively bloaty if I eat carbs, so a slice of bread can render me incapable of eating for the rest of the day
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:06, archived)

i get those here in a few of the supermarkets, some have a special European aisle to remind me i'm an immigrant

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:33, archived)

Quentin Crisps

( mongychops, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 23:28, archived)

nice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 1:59, archived)

you'll have to be content with me reading it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 21:50, archived)

No-one's eating all that shit you type

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:48, archived)

think of all the starving children in africa

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 9:25, archived)

Easiest wank ever.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:57, archived)

PUSHING STICKLEPRICK DOWN THE BOARD
ALRIGHT FANNY’S
(Great Forum Banter, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 14:55, archived)

Alright dude
Pub and footy pour moi
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)

afternoon
gonna bbq a bollocks while my cat farts live at the lake
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 13:39, archived)

Edgy.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 17 Aug 2024, 13:44, archived)

-y +ing

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 13:50, archived)

weirdly
/talk users post roughly 6 times as much as on /board, and this place is dead on its arse.

If I was rob I'd mothball this whole site, it surely can't be worth the money or effort*

*I say effort ironically
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 13:55, archived)

good job you're not rob then

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 19:50, archived)

true
who'd want to be ginger?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 20:19, archived)

if we posted pictures on here too it would be a decent forum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 21:49, archived)

B=====D ~~~~~

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:05, archived)

(－‸ლ)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 22:35, archived)

morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 17 Aug 2024, 8:53, archived)

not you.

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)

piss off

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:15, archived)

grumpy grots!

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:19, archived)

morning m8

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:22, archived)

Is it though?

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)

Rich.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:15, archived)

In paradise.

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 10:49, archived)

Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)

U r bent lol lmao
Morning
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 9:18, archived)

Nearly afternoon now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 11:35, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 17 Aug 2024, 11:38, archived)

afternoon

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 11:51, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 12:01, archived)

does anyone know the recipe for coronation chicken?
i don't want to ask google because i'm keeping it real
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:52, archived)

Curried chicken innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:08, archived)

Ask Jeeves more reliable xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)

Or gaz mongy apparently he knows all sorts

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)

true but he's a busy man

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:18, archived)

Too busy to reply to gazzes?
Meh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:33, archived)

You don't know me or my work. Fuck off fantasist.

( mongychops, Sat 17 Aug 2024, 2:32, archived)

yup
get one inbred chicken that owns most of the coop
and stick a crown on it
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:10, archived)

thank you darling

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deck chair up your nose
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:02, archived)

Jumbo jet to taste

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:11, archived)

My name is Keith

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:37, archived)

You're just pretending

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 21:51, archived)

I asked ChatGPT:
Take one, uncooked whole chicken, shove it right up your arse & sneeze out the giblets
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)

sneeze out of my giblets?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:50, archived)

HIS GIBLETS

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:54, archived)

yes

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:23, archived)

CIIJASIIE

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:31, archived)

Hump a hen
And then let nature take its course
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:38, archived)

alright All Glaswegians

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:59, archived)

GUN'T

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)

IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERGUNTING COCK O'COCK
Cock cock cock cock ladyboy cock
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:14, archived)

Alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)

alrite mister h

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)

3 day weekend here but I fucked something important up at work so I'm not really enjoying it

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:27, archived)

have a drink you silly sausage
days off are for you. don't ruin them thinking about work.
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:35, archived)

mrs is having an optometrist apt at half three, after that we're going down the Denmark for some groggo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)

i hope they optimise her to your satisfaction

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)

I'm optimising my satisfaction as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)

Does she need her optimism measuring?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

sadly yes

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)

no don't go to an optometrist because afterward when you lay down your eyelids close automatically like on a doll

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

Lol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)

thanks for the warning m8, bullet dodged

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)

You stuck your knob in the organic rare-breed buffalo mozzarella again, didn't you.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

y

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)

mozzarella
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:10, archived)

BIG FAT BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)

PENDULOUS ORBS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:28, archived)

SWAYING SWAGSACKS

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:36, archived)

OSCILLATING SPUNK GENERATORS

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)

COPIOUS CUM CREATORS
damn i messed that up. just like your wife's face lololol
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:39, archived)

 
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:06, archived)

By the way I'm routing all my replies through a sensitivity app before posting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)

thanks for letting me know

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)

you wonderfully intelligent wonderfully non-gendered body part

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:25, archived)

i am nothing if not bender neutral

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)

I've just done a poo.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:39, archived)

can you describe this in great detail please?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)

He has peanutty sweetcorn matter clinging to the hairs around his rusty sheriff's badge

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

thank you turdmaster

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)

alright garold's cat

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)

SMEG

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

SMEG TALK!

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)

SMEGGY SMEG

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)

Bit rude
Tbh
Why the apostrophe?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

if you've got it, flaunt it

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)

Flaunts THIS
It's a fucking beauty
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)

fuck o'f

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)

C'unt bubbl'e

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:35, archived)

afternoon

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:12, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:14, archived)

You can come too!!!!!!!!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:17, archived)

Hi bestie
Fancy the movies tomorrow for the new Alien? Popcorn's on me !!!!
xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:16, archived)

I have tickets to see Sigourney Weaver in The Tempest

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:17, archived)

All plays are the same u fule

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:50, archived)

+ and i can't wait to see her face when i don't turn up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:27, archived)

No thanks.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:39, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:49, archived)

:( sad face

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:51, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:00, archived)

Pushing that Semen Khaidenko down the board

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:03, archived)

Explore the endless possibilities of Steinberg’s virtual instruments. Dive into a new world of sounds filled with guitars, pianos, synthesizers and more.
It sounds like a fucking nightmare tbh.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:07, archived)

the one thing I didn't like was how all of New York stunk of weed
like we've had a huge decline in smoking for years (yay!) but now it's worse because it's like smoking but stronger
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:14, archived)

It's entirely mofaha

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:15, archived)

but only when the wind blows in a specific direction

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)

wind always does that

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 19:11, archived)

Whigfield's lesser known hit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:45, archived)

Pushing that bellend down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 11:57, archived)

Pushing that arseboon dilbaro up the board

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:03, archived)

Semen Khaidenko!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:03, archived)

Imagine watching adverts.
Like some kind of idiot. HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Post a new thread, do not use this one.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 10:00, archived)

Don't tell me what to do
you magnificent bastard.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 10:14, archived)

What are your views on the break up of Tommy and Molly Mae
I did a little cry
Tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 10:30, archived)

I looked that up, we're going to a wedding later today and the photo on the invite looked like those people

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 11:59, archived)

The one I'm on about is a radio advert,
which you would have to be some kind of idiot to watch, yes.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)

It was unrelated to you.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 8:52, archived)

Sure.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 18 Aug 2024, 15:11, archived)

Good morning y'all

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 8:48, archived)

morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 16 Aug 2024, 8:47, archived)

bollocks?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)

no thanks I’m stuffed

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:33, archived)

there's always room for a helping of bollocks
with custard perhaps?
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:43, archived)

sorry I’m vegan

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:54, archived)

i bet you are m8

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:55, archived)

Black Cherry Runtz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:37, archived)

what's a runtz?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 17:43, archived)

Yeah I've had that. Nice . Obviously UK grown. Same seeds

( mongychops, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 20:57, archived)

oh it's weed talk
thanks for clarifying
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 21:31, archived)

it was nice, we bought a couple of pre-rolls, the other one was Modified Grape which was fucking lush

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 12:01, archived)

goolies
This word was formerly considered to be taboo.
However, it has now become acceptable in speech, although some older or more conservative people may object to its use.
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:26, archived)

i object

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:31, archived)

+’m +ionable

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:37, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:50, archived)

I don't think I have heard it spoken since the late '80s.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 9:58, archived)

Keep your wife's bollocks out of my fucking mouth

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 23:42, archived)

sorry her balls have a mind of their own

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 7:23, archived)

AFFTEHNEWWWWN
like on the advert yeah.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)

There’s an advert for pricks?
I wouldn’t think they’d need to advertise those.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

I see you're embracing the toxicity now.
Or was the whole friendly positivity thing just a facade?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:10, archived)

I wasn’t implying you’re a prick
just that anyone saying AFFTEHNEWWWWN in an advert for anything sounds likely to be a prick. I don’t watch adverts more than absolutely necessary so I don’t know.

Also I don’t really know if you’re a prick or not. You seem fine to me so far.

Can we hug now?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 20:17, archived)

*snuggles*

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 21:35, archived)

Eww, get off me you prick.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)

What advert?
You'll have to be more specific, there's a lot of adverts out there
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:27, archived)

I think it's for EE interwebs or similar,
all these loud cheery twats arrive at home or at remote meetings and all say afternoon really annoyingly, then there's some kids shouting about computer games and that. I can't really elaborate because I switch it off or mute it as soon as it starts.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 19:04, archived)

Seems pretty inoffensive
You could have gone with a mawkish charity ad

RIGHT NOW TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO DONKEYS!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 20:01, archived)

hi spacker's, how's it going lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:03, archived)

Good ta u total spazzer

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:06, archived)

MNNNEURGHHH

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:41, archived)

alrite brb

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 15:58, archived)

The kitteh is demanding lots of attention
if I let her near me when I'm working she's all over everything and is jumping all over me with needle-like claws. I feel like a pin cushion.

Apart from that I've spoken to a few gutted prospective students who missed their grades. No places for them.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:34, archived)

my old cat ruined a £400 leather jacket, the shitcunt

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:42, archived)

funny name for a jacket

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)

She's sat on my office chair and gone to sleep
so I'm leaving her alone and am sat on a box so as not to disturb her. Been much more productive since she nodded off.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 15:32, archived)

High queefs, hangover, going pub

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:37, archived)

samesies bro

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:41, archived)

lol

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)

^ first name Isaac, last name Cox.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:21, archived)

^first name child, last name molester
_{am I doing this right?}
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)

No.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 21:39, archived)

5 years in this alt account

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:11, archived)

Which of us cunts were you before that?
I've been away.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:28, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:31, archived)

Semen Khaidenko

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)

nice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 14:18, archived)

That explains both nothing and everything.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:48, archived)

scott,

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:49, archived)

bou

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)

I thought we were all baldmonkey?

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:21, archived)

I'm blocking all of you, just to be safe.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:26, archived)

+nuke the site from orbit

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)

Just over 7 years for this one
I think my original account is 17
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 12:23, archived)

careful sexface will be back if he reads that

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)

He'll probably give Hexachordal the heads up, too.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:31, archived)

the s up
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 21:34, archived)

anal

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)

meh,

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 13:01, archived)

morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 6:51, archived)

alrite

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:04, archived)

Hi

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:14, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:27, archived)

oh yeah?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:47, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 8:15, archived)

Cheers

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 8:15, archived)

hi

( $$ ✅, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:27, archived)

alright

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)

Good morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 8:03, archived)

Not you.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 8:44, archived)

Hello, sailor.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 8:49, archived)

Ooh, suits you sir!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:03, archived)

Morning
A level results day and I'm on the phone and no we don't have any places and the kitten has just done a fart and DEAR GOD HOW CAN SOMETHING SO CUTE AND SMALL MAKE SUCH AN AWFUL SMELL?!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 9:12, archived)

I hope you got your required grades
What the country needs is more with peace studies/media studies and counselling
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 10:22, archived)

ooh! what did you get?
are you going to jump in the air holding your letter for a photographer who has lost sight of why he became a photographer in the first place?

edit: also get the cat on dry food as soon as possible, it'll help the smell
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:06, archived)

Same with our cats when they were tiny.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)

I only just realised my ignore button no longer works? Dirty mod cunts

( mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:53, archived)

lol

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:54, archived)

Does your one work ?

( mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:19, archived)

I just ignored miserycunt to check
and yeah
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 23:14, archived)

oi!

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 2:36, archived)

calm down dear

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)

is it just a commercial?

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:00, archived)

um, yes?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:04, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojyY-SC4t74
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:18, archived)

and if you didn't have aids already you will have after watching that

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:21, archived)

that's great, I loved it
I loved it more because I realised the cunt died ages ago :)
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)

Think you have to right click or summat, alright m

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:27, archived)

Oh yeah, I did notice that before. Soz bit pissed b x

( mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 22:28, archived)

xx

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 12:48, archived)

You'd best send mongychops a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 23:02, archived)

I just like to torture you

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 23:38, archived)

ooh baby you know what i like

( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Thu 15 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)

fuck this i'm going to bed
i'd like a bollocks please, and some bollocks
( MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)

Bollocks night
Don't let the/talk fleas bite xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:02, archived)