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The sun sinks behind the hills.
All is murk and gloaming.

Time for drink and violence!
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
Alright Ian

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
Aye ti's the English way 😉
Good evening all from a pleasant warm Italy
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)

l
warm Italy

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:32, archived)
Jealousy will get you nowhere!
EDIT: There MC it's back to normal
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:37, archived)
oh god we used to say that all the fucking time at school
Blast from the past there

You filthy post editing bitch
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)
Heh heh
Yes I *am* being childish
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:54, archived)
VERY childish it seems
I'm in a goofy happy teasing mood
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:58, archived)
Quite unlike most Sunday nights

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
Why is there an apostrophe in the middle of 'is'?
It's times like this that I'm so relieved you're not being paid actual money in exchange for helping people to learn English
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 18:45, archived)
The English Way is the new song by Clifford Joseph Harris Jr

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)
Lindup's first draft was rejected by Mark King as 'not chinky enough'

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 21:15, archived)
T'is but a simple mistake

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:59, archived)
T'was but a typo
T'is soon the season to the jolly
Don't be grumpy
I can't sleep.
Think a bit of mania
Hence weird posts
(, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 0:03, archived)
I'll be honest Seb you seem to have lost your edge with age.

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:33, archived)
at least he hasn't lost his smeg

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:52, archived)
Sebastian Dried-on Excreta

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
As long as that doesn't interact badly with your medications yeah

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 18:05, archived)
I love this time of year

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 18:44, archived)


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(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:25, archived)
Potato Person

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:27, archived)
MR potato person

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:33, archived)
Tuber person is the correct term

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:34, archived)
Why are you assuming xeir entity identity, you MONSTER

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:45, archived)
"I have to, it's my job"
- Graham Linehan
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)
You know I want to knit this now, don't you?

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 19:58, archived)
do it!

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)
Knike

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:32, archived)
I've decided to attempt the world record for the longest scarf
As that's almost 5 miles, it might take me some time
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 20:44, archived)
just steal that scarf and add a bit onto it

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 22:01, archived)
5 miles sounds impractically long for a scarf

(, Mon 28 Oct 2024, 15:58, archived)
morning

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 8:36, archived)
morning evening

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 9:09, archived)
Hi

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 9:18, archived)

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(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 9:32, archived)
i beg your pardon

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
1/15 gnome with a hardon

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:29, archived)
Ah, the original by Sandy Crack

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:30, archived)
Chev

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
reminded me of
this
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 13:38, archived)
fuck off then

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)
'lo

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:28, archived)
ron

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:04, archived)
Morning!

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 9:42, archived)
Not you.

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 10:56, archived)
I knew you were going to say that.

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:46, archived)
bollocks

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 13:16, archived)
Go fuck yourself.

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 14:00, archived)
After you

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 17:15, archived)
BLOCK SOL

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 1:04, archived)
Finally!
We're back on real time. I hate BST.
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 7:44, archived)
Who's Sol?

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 8:40, archived)

Sol is the personification of the Sun and a god in ancient Roman religion. It was long thought that Rome actually had two different, consecutive sun gods: The first, Sol Indiges (Latin: the deified sun), was thought to have been unimportant, disappearing altogether at an early period. Only in the late Roman Empire, scholars argued, did the solar cult re-appear with the arrival in Rome of the Syrian Sol Invictus (Latin: the unconquered sun), perhaps under the influence of the Mithraic mysteries.[1] Publications from the mid-1990s have challenged the notion of two different sun gods in Rome, pointing to the abundant evidence for the continuity of the cult of Sol, and the lack of any clear differentiation – either in name or depiction – between the "early" and "late" Roman sun god.[2][3][4][5]
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 13:58, archived)
That was very helpful

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 14:35, archived)
Sunblock
It's a tossup what's going to kill you faster, the poison in the sunblock or the melanomas
(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 18:03, archived)
fuck off then

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:48, archived)
Way ahead of you

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
i can't stop sneezing

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
ACHOO!

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)
Hubble constant is currently calculated to be 75.4 kilometers per second per megaparsec, plus 8.1 or minus 5.5
but they keep changing it, maybe don't call it a constant
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 22:39, archived)
my observable universe is about 20 by 15 feet at the moment

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 23:20, archived)
but it's not getting smaller, which is good i suppose

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 23:21, archived)
ok but my point is it cured your sneezing

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 0:09, archived)
now I've got hiccups tho

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 0:37, archived)
fuck off then

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 0:51, archived)
maybe it's because they're constantly changing it

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 8:53, archived)
you know, you're something of a scientist yourself

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 12:30, archived)
This image challenge is so fucking awesome*
*bollocks
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:54, archived)
posting an image? stop!

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:55, archived)

an image
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:19, archived)

sting an image? st
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:51, archived)


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(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 16:07, archived)
posting a grim witch? stop!

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 16:42, archived)
The witch is called Ron

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
Fuck you all

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
Bollocks
Her name is Sandra, Sand for short
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
say it aloud with the stress on the word "called", the space below is for your apology, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)
I still don’t get it, sorry
Can you explain in a detailed 10000-word thesis?
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:46, archived)
Did you just say sorry? I thought so, well I accept your apology, I've followed up with a summary via gaz

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)
to mongychops, obviously

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)
ah I get it now
the best kind of jokes are the ones that need explaining
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:54, archived)
Did you try saying it aloud? Not loud, but A loud

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:01, archived)
No wait it's Hazel

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:02, archived)
Witch hazel, lol
Or maybe Sandra
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 20:02, archived)
I'm a little bitdrunk
Typing will be sporadically shit
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 16:18, archived)
As will your posts.

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)
I'm a little bit country
I'm a little bit rock n roll
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 17:47, archived)
My posts have always been shit I don't have to be drinking for that
/Spanishfly
/Bou
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 18:33, archived)
flyingbou

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:21, archived)
Carol vorderman's magnificent arse

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 18:13, archived)
Ian Botham's footpenis

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:30, archived)
Amanda Holden's feet

(, Sun 27 Oct 2024, 9:34, archived)
morning

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 6:09, archived)
Yes
Yes it is
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)
Nick Buried

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 8:07, archived)
Gooch gouda

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 8:48, archived)
Phil Less

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 9:00, archived)
Fewer.

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 11:32, archived)
DVDFEWER

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 13:58, archived)
B&

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 17:13, archived)
Have I got to go check for his obituary again?

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 9:25, archived)
Yes

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 12:02, archived)
Dammit
Still alive
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 12:22, archived)
Dick Slurry

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 13:24, archived)
evening

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 10:19, archived)
Morning

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 10:25, archived)
SN0TTERS !!!!!!!!!

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 16:19, archived)
afternoon evening

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 12:12, archived)
Hi

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 12:18, archived)
sky rockets in fling +

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
Good morning you old fart

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)
Netanyahu vs Trump, the battle of the tragic comb-overs, I'd pay to see that, Sir Keir Starmer has a lovely head of hair though

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 14:37, archived)
Starmer vs Boris, the battle of the lovely heads of hair. Boris 2 to 1 on, terrible odds

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 14:40, archived)
Starmer’s barnet looks like Max Headroom

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:28, archived)
Boris’ looks like a cunt

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:28, archived)
The Two Maxes: Max Headroom and Max Cuntishness

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:54, archived)
He does have nice hair, it's true

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 17:14, archived)
right? I'm proper jelly

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 19:33, archived)
I'm a little bit cunty, you're a little bit rock and roll

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 14:44, archived)
Nick Berry. Nick fucking Berry
Just watched a TOTP from 1986 and the top 10 had some great tunes by iconic artists. And 5Star. And who was number one? Fucking Nick Berry I ask you. Christ. I’d forgotten he even existed let alone the turdweasel scored a number one.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)
You should listen to tight fit
The lion sleeps tonight
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 21:12, archived)
That’s a quality tune that is.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 21:31, archived)
Eno did a version long ago

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 15:56, archived)
More like a number two oh hahaha

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 21:35, archived)
Did well for himself for small talent. Did that old copper show.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 22:03, archived)
no heartbeat

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 10:09, archived)
I assumed he was dead from your post
- I get all my obituary news from b3ta.

Then I confirm it with reliable 3rd party sources.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 22:27, archived)
Nick Buried
obvs
(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 0:30, archived)
Nick Buried

(, Sat 26 Oct 2024, 3:01, archived)
good evening flumptrumpets

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 17:44, archived)
Hieperdepiep!
Plblblblblthlphlphlphlblblblbthlthlthlrrrrrp!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
Thus do I imagine the sound of the flumptrumpet

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
In case that wasn't clear

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
Sorry

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
Lol

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:39, archived)

youtu.be/PFt2ztp2Obc?si=qlxbfIrlw0lCG81p
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 22:35, archived)
Good evening
I was showing the flumps to my nephews a few weeks ago. Their opinion was that telly was shit when I was a kid.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:24, archived)
have you tried button moon?

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
I fucking loved Button Moon.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 19:10, archived)
Hello

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:39, archived)
hello

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
How are you today?
I'm tired but okay.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:51, archived)
i'm tired but okay.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:52, archived)
Hello Sam

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)
That's Spanishfly/bou to you

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 19:54, archived)
#monobrow

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 21:09, archived)
Fuck you

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 11:02, archived)
No no, fuck you, I insist

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 11:05, archived)
Well you're certainly living up to your username aren't you?

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 11:42, archived)
there you are, you all right?

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 11:57, archived)
one bollock for yes, two bollocks for no

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)
Two bollocks

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 17:08, archived)
no, wrong, that's too many

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 17:25, archived)
Hello mr horrible

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:04, archived)
feel like pure shit just want the Irish mob back

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:04, archived)
one of them saw an ad for Tree Fellers but he didn't apply because he was an astrophysicist

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:17, archived)
That's disrespectful to the O'Neil crew
not to be confused with the O'Kneal crew
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:20, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:09, archived)
3/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-69439938
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
4/7

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:42, archived)
0/7 smegwhiffs

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:53, archived)
0/7
I tried for weeks to get 0/7 and now I get it with no effort
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:03, archived)
you tried, admit it

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:08, archived)
This week I was trying
Shame of it all
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:12, archived)
Usually I get a few with guesses but not this time

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:09, archived)
1/7, Bela Lugosi’s Dead apparently. hell of a way to find out

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:12, archived)

I'll have his chips then.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 15:09, archived)
have morphine with that

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 15:38, archived)

You mean nothing to me Oh Vienna put the kettle on 'ave another cup o'tea, wahey!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
4/7
Monster smash
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:36, archived)
2/7 Chicomurex turschi is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or 'rock snails'.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 15:43, archived)
2/7

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 18:55, archived)

But why?
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)
Alright ocsp you weirdo

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 13:41, archived)
Alright beeps.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 15:05, archived)
Justice

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:07, archived)

youtu.be/a7zDebveHeM?si=Sm8u2VNdQKR4OPA0
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
Quack

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(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:18, archived)
if it quacks like a duck, and it looks like a duck, POSTING AN IMAGE? STOP!

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:22, archived)
U OK HUN

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 16:19, archived)
morning

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 8:08, archived)
Fraaaaaadaaaaaaaayyyyyyhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 8:10, archived)
Hello internet fatties it's me JMG
you're probably angry about this ONLINE!

Morning.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 9:39, archived)
Hi

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 9:41, archived)
Are you really JMG
JMG rocked
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 10:05, archived)
Bald, dole etc

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 10:21, archived)
I'm so glad it's Friday

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 10:11, archived)
You betcha
Great gig last night, fucking top notch
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 10:56, archived)
I'm signed up to The Christian Voice newsletter, edited by frothing religious nutjob Stephen Green
This is his latest missive:

Thank you if you joined me in prayer over the last three days. But the devil never sleeps, and only last week, the Prince of Wales made Jacinda Ardern, globalist and ex-prime minister of New Zealand, a Dame. I took a good hard look at her record through a biblical lens. In this video I show how closely Dame Jacinda is tied in to the World Economic Forum, Prince William and the misanthropic Sir David Attenborough.

He's fucking mental.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:37, archived)
The pic of their founder is a great
www.christianvoicemagazine.com/about
wrong christian voice, I found your one
ok so men can't have sex together because it's sinful, and a biological dead end.
if they get married to women though they can have sex literally whenever they want.
literally, because the law against martial rape is nullified by wedding vows, apparently.
The end of sinful deviant sexuality! The promise of god-approved serial rape!
frothy as fuck
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:45, archived)
Marital rape isn't recognised in most countries. Where it is good luck.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:17, archived)
Still think it's an odd thing to prioritize

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 23:14, archived)
I think it's important to include your stance on marital rape in your wedding vows to avoid later confusion.

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 8:54, archived)
Where's the fun in that?!
surely the best part of rape is the surprise!
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 14:25, archived)
Didn't he beat his ex-wife and kids?
Not very Christian
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:48, archived)
perhaps he used a cross

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:14, archived)
I bet he was cross!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:17, archived)
I'm pretty sure there's justification in the bibble

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 9:03, archived)
imagine what the devil could accomplish if he had a healthy sleep routine

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:49, archived)
He who casts the first stone

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)
is using the wrong bait

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:21, archived)
you can't say that to mongy

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 23:14, archived)
soz mongy

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 23:17, archived)
I would Chiles this post, but it's just too crushingly banal

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 22:30, archived)
Chilesing may have jumped the shark due to the online generator

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 23:15, archived)
I got Chiles'd the other day.
I thought it was a mark of respect.
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 0:05, archived)
It was the other day

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 1:03, archived)
If you like frothing religious nutjobs
why not enjoy the cool island rhythms of Kenneth Copelands speaking in tongues remix.

youtu.be/GBIDsFeGESc?si=KKinPB39C2KXVbss
(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 0:08, archived)
Sounds like Zulu

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 8:30, archived)
That's a level of crazy I'm not prepared to handle

(, Fri 25 Oct 2024, 9:14, archived)
Evening
Where are your kittens?
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:32, archived)
I think you mean:
"Do YOU know where YOUR kittens are at eight o'clock in the evening?"
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:50, archived)
Up ma fuckin airse

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:51, archived)

Evening
I say, I say, I say

I don't know, where are my kittens?
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)
In dozer’s anũs

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:33, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:44, archived)
I don't got none

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:45, archived)
One is on the cat tree
The other is attacking a leaf in the hall
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:46, archived)
terminated with extreme prejudice

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:48, archived)
Tell me your diagnosis first I don't want to trigger you

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:10, archived)
blocked anal glands

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:16, archived)
that rings true

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:18, archived)
it's booze cock tick tock cock of the motherfucking cock
and nobs as well

just noticed it's my b3taday. i've been on b3ta for poo years.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:41, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:45, archived)
evening

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)
Alright for some
Quite looking forward to some wine later, like the civilised cunt that I am
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)
bollocks

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:48, archived)
Bollocks candles

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)
candled bollocks

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:55, archived)
Burnt ballsack hairs

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:12, archived)
ooh, lah-di-dah!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)
going to knock off soon but need to behave myself for a few hours so as not to peak too soon
chance would be a fine thing
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)
sold much ice to the eskimos today?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:20, archived)
yeah loads
couple of igloos' worth easy
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:23, archived)
A fine thing indeed!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
+ one

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:08, archived)
Happy B3taday!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:05, archived)
I might have a pint myself
Back in work Monday, that 3 weeks has gone fucking quickly
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 17:38, archived)
a pint of gin sounds like a good starting point for a three day bender

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:10, archived)
I might do that tomorrow

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 20:46, archived)
to your health

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 19:15, archived)
-to +for

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:12, archived)
Hullo shithead's
Having a good day? I'm wishing the hours away waiting for tonight when I'm off out to see the excellent Swedish psychedelic band Goat.

u jel?
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
I need a shower
But there are cats on me
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:40, archived)
MIAW MIAW MIAW!!!!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:51, archived)
I got them to move
By using the f word
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:23, archived)
FENTON!!!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
FOOD!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:57, archived)
footlong sidekicks

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:11, archived)
Hi richard mcbeef off of t3h 1nt3rn3t

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:02, archived)
h1 3v3n1ng

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:09, archived)
I don't need drugs to have a good time if that's what you're insinuating

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)
on the news last night they said that UK cocaine deaths have skyrocketed due to increased purity in the marketplace
I thought 'ooh, I could really do wih some of that'*, barely touched it in years

*cocaine, not death
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
wouldn't mind some mushrooms or acid either but I've no one to take them with :*(

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
I'm always up for mushrooms, acid is a bit more serious imo

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:21, archived)
Funny, in my experience it's the reverse.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
mushrooms can catch you out
their strength varies from one location to another.

source: have eaten many mushrooms from different locations
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:57, archived)
aldi mushrooms are weak af

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:58, archived)
I was fortunate enough to not enjoy it very much after the fantastic first time I had with it
Coke is not kind to serious users in my experience.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:19, archived)
What about silly users?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:23, archived)
Neurospicy

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:09, archived)
I caned the shit out of it for years but just kind of went off it, thankfully

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)
coke itself isn't that bad
it's just the getting 30 minutes sleep for a few days in a row that'll ruin you
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:59, archived)
if you could just do a bit and stop then go to bed and get 8 hours i don't think it fucks you
but it doesn't work like that for most people, and it's the chronic lack of sleep that ages people to shit
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:02, archived)
I think that's what I got sick of, not being able to kip and then having to write off the next day to recover

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:10, archived)
Last time I had acid
Was about ten years ago, spent 2 hours sitting on a chair by the toilets looking at my fingers
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:25, archived)
textbook

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:28, archived)
You weren't sitting on a chair
you were not next to the toilets. And those weren't YOUR fingers.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 14:02, archived)
Pretty sure they were on my hands

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)
ah, so *that's* what happened to spanishfly.
Quel domage.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)
Having a low key World Development Information Day today

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:28, archived)
best not to go too mad on WDID, I would say
last year was well messy
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:30, archived)
We never found out who did the liquidly shit in the bin...
Oh...
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
This reminds me of an anecdote.
Fuck typing it all out again, they're not my forte.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:20, archived)
deffo Queef

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
lol

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
Oh nice one, they're great.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
Drugs, you mean.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)
I've run out of antidepressants
The farmacia system is down and this is my second day without meds. *cries*
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:07, archived)
Kill yourself.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:13, archived)
I knew somebody was gonna say that

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:31, archived)
COOL! Do you know tomorrow's lottery numbers?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:43, archived)
7 17 2 8 34 16 9 5 20 1

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:44, archived)
I've taken some Tramadol today and it's a very pleasant sensation.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:45, archived)
Do you have pain?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Takes its time to fully kick in though

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:51, archived)
Don't get hooked
Those things are a bitch to come off
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:53, archived)
Grievous Bodily Ham

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 8:41, archived)
Morning

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 8:49, archived)
Rise and shine

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 9:00, archived)
why?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:22, archived)
+50p etc

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 9:07, archived)
Picca-libel-i

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 9:43, archived)
what's the vegan option?

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 10:13, archived)
Grand theft aubergine

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:04, archived)
Ham sanitizer

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:12, archived)
Grand Theft Prosciutto

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 10:31, archived)
I've got a right serrano

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 10:41, archived)
morning

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 3:24, archived)
en nkjbgvknmnkkjbyvccv

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 5:05, archived)
Happy B3taday!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 8:23, archived)
I think you mean, vccvybjkknmnkvgbjkn ne

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:45, archived)
Fuck you bollocks up ur bum fuck you

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 6:06, archived)
And I mean that

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 6:07, archived)
Also balls to pizza from dominoes
Just eat.Snoop tells me so.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 6:08, archived)
Morning mr horrible

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 9:31, archived)
morning evening

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 7:35, archived)
cheers

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 7:36, archived)
evening

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 7:45, archived)
morning.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 8:00, archived)
just ordered a pizza from dominos
last time i got a completely different pizza to what i ordered but i was hungry so just ate it.

fingers crossed for this time tho
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:13, archived)
Spent the last three hours reattaching the shelf to the wall
Using more fixings this time. Cat isn’t bothered. Just a fresh challenge to her…
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:15, archived)
put foil on it

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:20, archived)
then into the oven at gas mark 5 for 50 mins

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)
But she’s soooooo cute!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)

cute tasty
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:31, archived)
Put a donk on it

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:23, archived)
The Shatout Poo, more like!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:01, archived)
Fuck me.
Another vintage reference.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:27, archived)
I.hope you attach it firmly this time!
Good for you giving the kitty a good home though, I meant to say down there vvv
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:43, archived)
Yum
Sharing is caring
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:16, archived)
well yeah it's a pizza for 4 people so bring two friends with you
and i'll tell you all to fuck off
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:19, archived)
I will eat that whole pizza
Not exaggerating
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)
so will i, considering stalking and travel time i think i am more likely to eat all of it than you

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:32, archived)
I'm just saying I could eat a pizza for 4
And still ask for cake
After
*burp*
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:40, archived)
no cake

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
Pizza with beer or coke and chocolate cake
The best. That would be my death row last meal
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:45, archived)
i can't eat on coke

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:48, archived)
COCA COLA!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:43, archived)
I would pretty much order pizza from anywhere else than dominos
I'm quite lucky in my small town to have a few decent independent pizza places
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:44, archived)
Footlong Sidekicks
Finally – the wait is over: The Footlong Sidekicks are here! This means more size and choice for all food lovers.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 22:45, archived)
Hi knob's

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)
Evening's Innit

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:53, archived)
Yo Trouse

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:36, archived)
, r

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:40, archived)
RIP Geoff Capes

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)
Death Capes!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
That was harsh
a man has just died
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)
Geoff Capped

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:02, archived)
...the night off with a rendition of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:03, archived)
Played that at my dad's funeral, he loved Shrek.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
oh no. big daddy will be next :(

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
big deady

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:19, archived)
too soon

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)
Unbelievable!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:20, archived)
Geoff Corpse
Come on, guy's ffs
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:31, archived)
I feel partially to blame
b3ta.com/board/11412008
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:02, archived)
I assumed he was long dead already

(, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 6:41, archived)
Queef

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:00, archived)
$$

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
Hello

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:03, archived)
evening smash

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:18, archived)
fuck off then

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:56, archived)
She's at work!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:46, archived)
bollocks

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:06, archived)
G'day

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
No I've got made up symptoms. Ahd, adad. Autism, bi polar, schizophrenia, but mainly Stockholm syndrome for u !

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:31, archived)
My kid's mum has diagnosed her with ADHD and autism
Not content with that, she then diagnosed me. And now my mum. Quite an achievement for someone who doesn't even have any A Levels.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:33, archived)
but she does have Autism Levels, so, she is actually qualified.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:35, archived)
No m8 everyone else has personality disorders, not her
Try to keep up
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:38, archived)
she might be a bit over qualified then

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:39, archived)
the problem with bi polar disorder is you need to be really long to genuinely be affected by it

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:34, archived)
I thought bi polar meant you wanted fuck both penguins and polar bears

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:00, archived)
it could be that. i've not got my doctorate yet

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:20, archived)
A year to the day that my best mate croaked.
Then Monday it's the same for my brother. Fucking shitty time of year for me
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:35, archived)
getting old isn't for sissies.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:37, archived)

cissies my best mate and my brother
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
fucking hell mate.
chin up eh?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:49, archived)
LOL

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:49, archived)
2 years for my mate and my dad. Both were getting on a bit, but then you had a destructive brother who never really wanted life, and cancer. Tough top trumps , no offence :)

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:56, archived)
The pair of them were lucky to last as long as they did
Neither would dare to claim to have been cheated
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:05, archived)
We are still here . So fuck them . Niggas

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)
Yeah, looser's

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:24, archived)
Alright Queef
One for his knob

Cribbage players represent
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:04, archived)
Alright Penis

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:06, archived)
Afternoon
Blah blah, something something wankers, something something cunts.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:41, archived)
Hi

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 12:56, archived)
when did reddit stop having reddit gold?
that was the only thing that made reddit different to /talk

and slightly less bollocks i suppose
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:46, archived)
Dunno

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:48, archived)
maybe nobody knows

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:49, archived)
Gaz mongychops, he knows about this kind of thing

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:02, archived)
thanks for the tip i expect he'll clear it up

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)
couple of years ago
just before they sold their data to AI

the cunts
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:33, archived)
i was a tier 5 heart of gold
what a complete waste of money that was. (yes, i am an idiot).
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:41, archived)
I got awarded gold a couple of times
never went in that 'lounge' thing
didn't see the point
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:01, archived)
i got banned from lounge for forgetting it wasn't /talk

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:11, archived)
Lionel R told the court he had been sexually abused at the age of 12 to 13 by the president of the pétanque club in his village.

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:07, archived)
Boules

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:42, archived)
that can't have been Easy

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:52, archived)
fuck off then

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 19:02, archived)
you tell 'em

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 20:22, archived)

ét æd
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:52, archived)
Was he paedobummed all night long?

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 14:34, archived)
I think I am autistic and ADHD
Did they say you have aspergers?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
i have bum's disease
I guess it's pretty bad
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:36, archived)
I already knew you have bums disease
That's why we get on so well
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 13:37, archived)
yeah. we get on like an arse on fire

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
*parp*

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 18:12, archived)
"Aspergers" is kind of taboo these days
- On account of the doc who it's named for was trying to identify mental children who would be useful for the work camps until they died of exhaustion, and those who should just be gassed.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:48, archived)
Oh I did not know that

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)
sounds sexual count me in

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
LOL

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:58, archived)
Needs more bollocks

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 16:21, archived)
i need a number
or a weight
(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:07, archived)
♾️

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:23, archived)
To Infinity And Bollocks!

(, Wed 23 Oct 2024, 17:34, archived)

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