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AFTERNOON

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 12:29, Reply)
Cloudfart

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 12:56, Reply)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 5:53, Reply)
regards+

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 6:23, Reply)
morning
Bit nippy out
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 6:28, Reply)
aye laddy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 6:32, Reply)
Transparent aluminium?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 7:59, Reply)
-i

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:22, Reply)
Hello, computer?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:23, Reply)
Up yer shaft

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:04, Reply)
Nuclear wessels

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:06, Reply)
Double dumbass on you!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 10:00, Reply)
^took too much LDS

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 10:58, Reply)
+OA

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)

ss as
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Nov 2025, 12:13, Reply)
Gracie is pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 12:33, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:50, Reply)
Shatbot gone crazy

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:00, Reply)
ShatBOT...gone...CRAZY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:12, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 9:06, Reply)
I regret to inform you that you are correct and another day has begun.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 10:10, Reply)
My broadband isn’t working.
Luckily for you guys I have an internet capable telephone handset…imagine that.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:25, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:27, Reply)
You are so clever

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 11:41, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 12:28, Reply)
CUNTOX
As seen on TV
- try it today!
- for all your toxic cunt needs
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 21:38, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:08, Reply)
-tail

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:09, Reply)
top bantz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:11, Reply)
Breast wishes

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:29, Reply)
Afternoon
New job seems alright so far
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:27, Reply)
smyls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8461988
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:30, Reply)
I hope this email finds you well

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)
emails are sentient now, thanks AI

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:25, Reply)
Thai

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:32, Reply)
ALL the other
+ bles
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)
I feel I need to come up with a new email sign off. I've overused 'many thanks' (and sometimes thanking seems inappropriate if they've fucked me over or if I've already thanked them at the start of the email).
I've tried 'yours sincerely' but it seems a bit too sincere and 'Best Wishes' feels too personal.

Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)
Kind regards

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)
Not bad... less overly familiar than 'warm regards' or 'fond regards'

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)
Kindness is weakness, BEST regards are obviously best, it's right in the name

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)
Ultimate regards? Regards Pro? Taste the Difference Regards?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:19, Reply)
Click Here to subscribe for Regards Platinum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)
bespoke regards solutions for discerning corporate entities

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:27, Reply)
"Hardest regards"

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:24, Reply)
"Yours firmly"

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:59, Reply)
Absolutely regards, completely and utterly regards, toppest fucking regards.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:18, Reply)
"Bigly regards"

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)
Most regards

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:52, Reply)
Massive regards

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 23:34, Reply)

gt
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Best regards

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:09, Reply)
Also good, regards is better than wishes which sounds childish

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)
BEST

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)
Regards Prime

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)
Yours in the eternal dharma

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:11, Reply)
I'm worried that people who bother to google it might decide to be offended by it

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)
Something in Arabic then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)
Could just go with the classic "Allahu akbar" although it may look a little incongruous in my Christmas cards

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)
May the seed of your loins rest fruitful in the belly of your woman*
* other genders of belly are available
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:13, Reply)
You're a friend to pregnant people everywhere!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)
I try to get most of it on the tits
my tits, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)
Fuck you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)
You can add a winking emoji if you're worried about offending people

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:17, Reply)
<s>i</s> a

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:26, Reply)
I'll stick with 'worst nightmares' for people I don't like but thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)
cancer!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:28, Reply)
cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:52, Reply)
Yours serious as cancerly,

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Nice cancer chevron shaping up right here

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)
P.S. You have cancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:27, Reply)
Yours smeggily

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 18:29, Reply)
Fuck off you regard

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:31, Reply)
Sincerely (kill) yours(elf)

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)
thanks cancer
thancer
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)
+ and gives you cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:53, Reply)
Bangladesh is in the news, have you noticed they don't use real letters? It's all just scribble!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:52, Reply)
Doctors hate this

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:56, Reply)
Linguists too, it's a disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)
Ok so i just emailed their embassy and got a load of scribble back, cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:36, Reply)
I'm fucking livid

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:52, Reply)
Is it anything to do with cheese?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:57, Reply)
He's an old-fashioned photographer now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

h t rn
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:58, Reply)
How many times do you need to get a photo of one single cocktail?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:06, Reply)

tail
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:10, Reply)
-tail

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 15:10, Reply)
can't believe only two people made this joke

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:25, Reply)
Meat, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 17:51, Reply)
Afternoon
Getting paid to do a job that's OK is great, I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:01, Reply)
Getting paid a lot to do a job that is shit is ok too.

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:59, Reply)
All jobs taste the same
blow+
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 14:57, Reply)
It's not cheese-related

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:59, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 17 Nov 2025, 8:49, Reply)
morning

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 9:05, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 10:16, Reply)
*click*

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 10:49, Reply)
I think he just friended you, horrible. HAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:39, Reply)
FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:59, Reply)
you are his nice friend

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:54, Reply)
he should change his name to mr nice friend

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 16:25, Reply)
Mornings

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 9:13, Reply)
More than one? Greedy!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:27, Reply)
yeah whatever

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 9:36, Reply)
The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)
alright tanita tikaram

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:47, Reply)
kula shakerzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 19:52, Reply)
Morning! Brrrr, chilly today!

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)
Quiet here today innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:41, Reply)
everyone's probably still hungover after celebrating Luke Littler's win

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 11:51, Reply)
Is that what we call Trump now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 12:06, Reply)
bigly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 17 Nov 2025, 13:52, Reply)
evening

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 18:25, Reply)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)
is your sig true?
I can't imagine that being something to boast about
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)
πŸ‘‹β‰§β—‰α΄₯◉≦
i'm still here pls kill me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 22:32, Reply)
He is legally required to state that

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 23:21, Reply)
afternoon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:49, Reply)
better get up i suppose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:07, Reply)
alright technotronic

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:19, Reply)
Balatro ghost deck ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

tro ghost nitis
e i
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 16:57, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:14, Reply)
cheers

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)
🧱

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 15:58, Reply)
Going to the new Princeton art museum today, for I am a man of culture

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:36, Reply)
nice
I'd like to see their printmaking collection
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 14:00, Reply)
No that's at Printston

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 15:45, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 15:57, Reply)
Went to the V&A Dundee Garden Futures exhibition today.
It was disappointingly past-centric.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 17:36, Reply)
The actual future's worse, I'm sure

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 22:11, Reply)

new fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Nov 2025, 19:44, Reply)
I got up at 2pm so no it is not afternoon as far as I'm concerned

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 16:04, Reply)
Almost evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 16:32, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 7:16, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 7:24, Reply)
Smeggulon

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 7:38, Reply)
Invizzo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 8:50, Reply)
smeggwalla

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:07, Reply)
sadface

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 10:42, Reply)
hey there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 9:55, Reply)
morning GET

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)
Shit, just in time. Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 11:53, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 12:19, Reply)
wine at the flange
what's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:42, Reply)
i'll have what you're having

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:45, Reply)
a wank?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:49, Reply)
Twelve off the wrist

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:02, Reply)
Touch my willy please

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:02, Reply)
ahhh yeahhh

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:03, Reply)
Comedy at The George

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:16, Reply)
George sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:48, Reply)
Comedy Went

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 0:16, Reply)
Beer at the bar
What's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 17:01, Reply)
Gin and tonic for me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 17:08, Reply)
I dont know if I'm allergic to ginger or tonic
But I dont ever want either again
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 17:47, Reply)
If you do like gin
I recommend trying it with cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:17, Reply)
My reaction to gnt was so horrible, I'm never trying either again
- not even for science
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:28, Reply)
+u

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:12, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 16 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)
Everyone has an alcohol that almost killed them
Mine is homebrew whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:43, Reply)
is it beer of the cock already?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 23:36, Reply)
san miguel but pronounced 'san mwiggle' please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
Sorry but I'm not really into Harry Potter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:28, Reply)
mudblood's need not respondiumfartimus

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:44, Reply)
Smeg nog

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:34, Reply)
milk, milk, lemonade

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:45, Reply)
What about round the corner?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:44, Reply)
Fudge is made

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:32, Reply)
A glass of warm piss
Or Fosters, whichever’s on tap
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:06, Reply)
There is not a lot of difference between the two of those

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:07, Reply)
thatsthejoke.gif

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:08, Reply)
Jesus Christ

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:17, Reply)
figures
I think it would have been clearer if you had said Carling
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:20, Reply)
all piss tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:22, Reply)
I bet you drink Madri

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:31, Reply)
Well…I don’t drink at all anymore.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 19:54, Reply)
aka you drink Madri

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:01, Reply)
Spanishfly drinks Madri

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:03, Reply)
- Madri
+ kid spunk
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:04, Reply)
GET IN MY BELLY

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:31, Reply)
They're indivisible

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:44, Reply)
they can do what I wanna do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:22, Reply)
Right then - 15th November and off to the Christmas market
too soon? Dunno, but next paycheck is Christmas eve so there we are... hoping for roast chestnuts

LOL nuts
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:20, Reply)
I roasted my own chestnuts this year, so to speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)
What kind of fucked up pay schedule are you on if the next pay day is Christmas Eve?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)
Annual pay
Shit loads of money once per year, but you have to be careful with the budgeting
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:42, Reply)
Jesus that would be fucking suicide for me.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 18:50, Reply)
Here's hoping
+ gas
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 21:03, Reply)
I live next to a chestnut wood. The Asians are the only people I see getting out and collecting. Can do them in the microwave. Got trees growing in my garden, squirrel planting

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:02, Reply)
“The Asians”

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:09, Reply)
Yeah, all of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:28, Reply)
Knocked off at 3
They closed the King's Rd to switch on the Xmas lights, so there's a lot of it about
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Roast chestnuts are vile

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 17:09, Reply)
You are dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Nov 2025, 20:29, Reply)
afternoon

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:05, Reply)
buttspurt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:07, Reply)
Seconded

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)
buttscars
butt wounds and marrs
Any heart
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)
^anal slash fiend

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)
pray away the gay, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)
alright Johnny Ball

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)
wait
I meant Brian Cant
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)
Brian Cant what?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:02, Reply)
get it up for anything other than vore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:14, Reply)
Bit poofy m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)
Peaches's less successful follow up single.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)
70s softcore vocabulary: skimpy, dusky, perky

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:13, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 10:55, Reply)
Morning
I have a sudden urge to learn to tap dance. No idea where it's come from. I can get the shoes on ebay for about Β£15 and I'm sure you can learn to do it with youtube videos. Why? Why do I want to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:19, Reply)

erm…
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)
-t +L

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Silly Billy
+Elliot
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)
I thought that was fairy ballet…

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 14:49, Reply)
big Roy Castle fan?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 15:50, Reply)
*checks*
Oh yeah so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:27, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 2:33, Reply)
Bad bollocks eh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 2:34, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 2:39, Reply)
-eh + bamalam

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 5:57, Reply)
morning

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 5:58, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 6:24, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 7:44, Reply)
Morning
Last day at my old job. Feels weird
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Paper round?
I am engaging in some light hearted Saturday morning entertainment by watching Downfall.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 8:56, Reply)
yeah leaving a job is usually weird, especially if you’ve been there a while

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 10:45, Reply)
+bie

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 10:45, Reply)
Plus it's a job I very much enjoyed for the most part

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:24, Reply)
i just had cramp in my leg so bad i had to piss into a pint glass
banned from my local now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:48, Reply)
Neurologists hate this one simple trick you can do at home

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:52, Reply)
cramp went away once i was emptied
i could not have made it to the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:17, Reply)

m leg bed
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:35, Reply)
y, mm etc

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:35, Reply)
this is too complex for me in my current condition

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:37, Reply)

in my current condition
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:38, Reply)
shit the bed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:58, Reply)
i refuse

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:02, Reply)
+ smell of

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)
terrible online bullying of the LOVELY miserycunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:10, Reply)

nt g's ss ns
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:08, Reply)
^massive cramp on

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:46, Reply)
Happy Mondayzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)
HELMFUNGUS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:01, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8450445
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:44, Reply)
Speedo wrist

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:22, Reply)

-s
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:22, Reply)
writ
mm, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:26, Reply)
WET FART

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:40, Reply)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:51, Reply)
*SHARTS*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:51, Reply)
Who's the stinky fucking bastard by whom the chicks are all disgarsted?
SHART!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)
As an aside. Didn't odb keep his draws shitty for you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:48, Reply)
What the fuck are gibbering on about, man?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Nov 2025, 20:28, Reply)
He’s a plum

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 15 Nov 2025, 11:22, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:13, Reply)
Yeah I like them I got their album

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:38, Reply)
Look at my fucken tits

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:40, Reply)
^ the title of WET FART's album

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:23, Reply)
Wet everything
It's fucking pissing down
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:44, Reply)
Two efpees in the space of a week, who wants to touch me?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 17:25, Reply)
with what exactly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:21, Reply)
Teh magic donkey's willy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:28, Reply)
Mule be sorry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)
alright GFB

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:38, Reply)
GIGANTIC FUCKING BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 18:49, Reply)
Four out of seven this week. Pure luck.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4jn8zmdrdo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)
3

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:23, Reply)
45/11 - A touch of the woke mind virus

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:41, Reply)
About haired mentally disturbed transformers…ROLL OUT

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8461545
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)
Ok

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:07, Reply)
SMEGMA

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)
2

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:58, Reply)
1/7 cock and ball torture

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:10, Reply)
4/7 leftist propaganda machine

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:19, Reply)
Wembly etc

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:19, Reply)
Oh my spleen

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:10, Reply)
5/7 two dead dwarves in a mine collapse

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:27, Reply)
1/7 must apologize to Trump

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:32, Reply)
Frightfully sorry
Sorry, old bean
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:46, Reply)
FAKE NEWS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:47, Reply)
2/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 16:43, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 5:14, Reply)
yes m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:05, Reply)
Bit gay.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:05, Reply)
i no m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 7:18, Reply)
morning
Headline on the BBC news website today: "TikTok award winner Max: 'It takes me hours to make the content you scroll on the toilet'". I'm not familiar with his oeuvre, and I think I'll keep it that way.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:01, Reply)
I’m scrolling out a shit as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)
I'm wanking as I ty
never mind just finished
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)
Friday morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)
Helloo
May buff up a bivalve later.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:16, Reply)
HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:44, Reply)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 8:55, Reply)
Sniff my pumice plums

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:45, Reply)
ballsack

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)
+honor de

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:10, Reply)
I've been on b3ta over 22 years, which is crazy.
Do you ever think about the people you don't see here any more and wonder what happened to them?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:35, Reply)
Sometimes, yes.
Whenever I do, I just assume they're in prison.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:37, Reply)
I hadn't thought of prison but you're probably right.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:47, Reply)
I bet the fun never stops behind *those* bars!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:17, Reply)
I think I have been here for about 26 now.
Multiple bans multiple usernames it used to be a lot of fun here now it’s just a repetition of wankers over and over again.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:04, Reply)
Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 14 Nov 2025, 11:23, Reply)
Next time you cross the road please do it with your eyes closed.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:27, Reply)
That's really impressive for a website that's not yet 25.
Must've been all fields back then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 12:42, Reply)
I did say “think”
I was using the site when I had died black hair like the mongs on here so i know I was about 22 then.

So maybe more like 22 years.

When did everyone here turn into a fucking melt?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 13:34, Reply)
When JMG decided it was irredeemable.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)
Sounds about right.
Fucking woke melts
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 15:16, Reply)
Not really.
Do you ever think about the ones that are still here?
Did you leave the stove on?
omg, CowJam! What if the house burns down!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)
Happy Birthday, King Charles! πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ₯°

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 10:57, Reply)
On this World Kindness Day, I cordially invite you all to kiss my puckered brown-eye

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:57, Reply)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:59, Reply)
*clinks anuses*

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:28, Reply)
remove the patch first

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:23, Reply)
Present it to me

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:25, Reply)
It's got hair on it m8, not really your scene.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:28, Reply)
Tru dat

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:24, Reply)

e MMMNEURRGH I AM A PAEDO SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER PAEDO SPAZZES
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:26, Reply)
Woo!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:43, Reply)
I am not sure you can say this now with the blue haired transformers out there
You might get cancelled by the fucking weirdos and whack jobs
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 14 Nov 2025, 0:48, Reply)
Can't believe my cr3 post isn't on the popular page, he really must still live in the code

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 22:06, Reply)
How about I just give it a prod and tell you you have cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:23, Reply)
Sounds a bit too formal for me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:32, Reply)
Hullo flangeflap's
Having a good day?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 14:14, Reply)
Every day is a good day

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)
An ex of mine had MASSIVE flangeflaps
She got one of them designer vaginas, then I destroyed that as well.

Fuck yeah
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:00, Reply)
then she hit puberty

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:50, Reply)
No she died before that.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:23, Reply)
I don't think this is an appropriate subject to joke about, please try to show some respect to Spanishfly's victims

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 18:14, Reply)
It’s alright
It’s not like they are old enough to read all this shit you type
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)
your a massive flangeflap

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:50, Reply)
a MASSIVE flangeflap

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:00, Reply)
Do you mean “you’re” by any chance?
English not your first language bud?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:22, Reply)
*you're first language

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:35, Reply)

πŸ””πŸ”š
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8461741
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 17:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8461751
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 17:42, Reply)
is it time to gunt punch a gibbon?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)
Fuck off spastic

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:25, Reply)
votre un bride-flap massive

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 18:09, Reply)
Not bad
Still got to go to work, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 14:40, Reply)
He didn't ask what sort of day you were not having. Please try to read the question more carefully

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:48, Reply)
Existence is pain.
Not bad thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:15, Reply)
So stop existing then

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:46, Reply)
gr8, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:59, Reply)
I'm having an awful day, thanks for asking

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:47, Reply)
gud 2 no m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:54, Reply)
Better than you, m8
And I say that with love
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:56, Reply)
You're defo correct

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 15:58, Reply)
your*

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 16:49, Reply)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)
dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)
Bust another bum grape pushing out a grogan again!
These prescription drugs I'm addicted to will be the death of me...

Still... Christmas soon
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Thu 13 Nov 2025, 19:35, Reply)
That sounds bloody shit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 19:52, Reply)
i'm out. c u vile diseased twats 2morrow.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)

g
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:19, Reply)
rogan

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:31, Reply)
Revenge of the Seth

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β—‹¥β—‹) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Thu 13 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)
That would be a codeine based one then?

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 21:26, Reply)

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