I thought I just heard Bono say aids is a curable disease...
now I know I've not read the paper today but I thought I may have heard about that.

'noon btw
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

Socially curable through safe sex, I suppose.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Preventable, yes.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

Y'arrrrr!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

higher yew maestro?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Not bad matey :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

nice

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

I thought that.
Also, the AOL webcast still says the concert hasn't started. And there isn't a telly in my room. Bah.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

maybe he hasnt heard that viruses
aren't curable. only preventable.

my thesis:
virii=zombies of the microbial world.

and wiggidy word up to you.
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

Is is possible to shoot a virus in the head?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

my god
we're on the verge of a scientific breakthrough here


*loads reaaaaally small shotguns*
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

With a micro-shotgun?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

We're through the looking glass here people

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

See now...
...it's things like this that serve to remind us what we should never forget.

Bono is a self serving, fevered ego driven TWAT.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

And U2 are shit.
Coldplay and Snow Patrol played yet? If not, let me know when to shout "you're fucking shite" at the telly.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

*high five!*
mylo and my man stevie wonder are the only decent bands in the whole damned lineup.

except my bjork. but she's a long way away
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

REM aren't too bad
and I was vaguely interested in going when Muse were still playing, but you're right.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

Mmm... Bjork.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK
/swedish chef
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

herrrrrr
mee nurr me nurrrr me nurr me bjork
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Simply...
...sample yourself shouting 'get off, you're fucking shit'

Play on repeat at telly

Go to pub

...

profit
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

Why would they be on their shit anyway?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:31, archived)

*ninja's*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

coldplay on now
fuck they're shit
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
Coldplay are only marginally better than fucking Starsailor. And that's the worst thing I can say about *anyone*.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

I find their bland inoffensiveness offensive in the extreme

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

Bono
is a cureable disease, turn your Tv off.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

"there's two enormous pillows..."
"well, that's a bit of excitement".


/TMS
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

The whosa?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

*doesn't dance to tekno*
*any more*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

he he
enjoying or should I stop/up the beats?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

You should carry on radioing forever and ever.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

grins
for a while more then
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

This.
HARD.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

Do you dance
to Techno instead?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

ill informed

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)

This

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

Meh
was being fasciscious
/And im sure U2 have had to long
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

no you weren't
you just didn't grasp what they meant
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

You cannot read my mind
/Aicmfp
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

B3ta Celebdaq?
explain
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)

You can
have Mini leagues on it, so i was wondering if fellow B3ta celebdaq players wanted to join in

(for those not in the 'know' http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq/)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

ahh.
I thought it was a league of how famous B3tans were, somehow.

U2 are playing Unchained Melody. How crap can this get?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

By the current
state of things, im guessing very.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

"Bono there, working the crowd"
/Woss.

working being an arrogant tit and saying 'I can sing anything because I think I'm God' to
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

So what's all this Live 8 shennanigan in aid of then?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

Gay Pride
apparently.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Make Puberty History

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Would you like a hand lifting that rock you've been living under?

( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

rock you've been living under
Shirt
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

I was being ironic.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

Paying off your credit card debt

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

raising awreness of the G8 such and such.
And also a nice lil' rock festival.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

Helping darkies.
I don't see why, though.
They'll only steal our jobs, women and hair.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

Sexist.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

You are Mykeyboy
AICMFP
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

You are Badger/WW.
AICMFP.


Fucking hilarious.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612687
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

Apparently, google says I should say:
"MEEEOOOOOOOOOOW!"
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

*cries*
I know I'm not the skinniest of girls, but that was uncalled for.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

No

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

anyone know what time
green day are gonna be on, and if it will be on the tele?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

Who cares?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

People who like Green Day,
I expect.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

this
and a punch in the ovaries for comma
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

Fuck off.
Leave my stalkee alone.
Those are my ovaries to punch, not yours.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

Oi
Comma's ovaries are still illegal to interfere with
phones paedo pigs
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

I have ovaries of iron.
All you'll hurt is your own fist.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

imagines fisting Comma
wipes mind
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

and people who don't but want to avoid them

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

Surely you should...
....you're in their demographic after all.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

ask P-nut.
I'm fairly sure she'll be a reliable source of information.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

Shut up
Ross!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

Tourette's?

( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

bugger
anyone got a light?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

sure
*illuminates*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

need fire
gasps
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Frances the Firefly
says Never Play With Matches.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

very good advice
purely medicinal need though
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Use your oven?
Unless you use an a electric one that is...
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

Matches matches, never touch.
They will hurt you very much!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I hated that fucking firefly.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Did you see my fucking mouse?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I did.
How ridiculous.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

And you don't learn much from it either,
other than that you shouldn't use matches if you're 2 inches tall.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Well,
it scared me enough that I didn't touch a box of matches until I was 10.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

then you became an arsonist?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

The fire...
it's so pretty...
it dances for me and brings the holiness...
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

BURN ITS FUCKING WINGS OFF!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

I had the oddest dream last night
First I dreamed that I was driving up the hill into town through crowds of people in late-night-pisshead mode and a policeman stopped me and asked me what I was doing driving at this time of night. I replied that I was coming home, I'd been shopping in Tesco's.
He then let me go, and when I got to the top of the hill (centre of town) I stopped, and went up to a homeless girl of the large-norked persuasion.
I then got her to come back to my flat to have a shower and a photo session (disrobing included) as a 'project' to 'see what different types of people keep covered about themselves, what they're really like inside compared to their public persona'

I'm weird...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

It means you're attracted to smelly vagrants.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

Careful...
...he'll ask you for your phone number in a minute.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

well, from your experience
I'm sure you've lots of tips for me...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

Clothes-peg on the nose before you start rimming the arse.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Thank you for that mental image

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

Don't chew on the crunchy bits.
Just swallow them without tasting too much.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

*bleaches*
You bad, bad, bad BAD man.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612687
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Hehe
/ac
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

I had an excellent dream, that I wanted to write down
sadly I've forgotten most of it. It involved lots of odd fighting in a swimming pool/arena and escaping from buildings under seige from random gangs
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:46, archived)

try this
84.67.208.105:8000/listen.pls

Uncle Dill's Fine Tunes

no chat just choons
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

:D

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)

Yay Moose
higher yew
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

yOU ARE SO GAY FOR HIM
/edit : any chance of any Richard Thompson or Karine Pollwort?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

pfft
you noticed

edit /thompson I can do/ 1952 black lightning
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

I could cuddle you forever for '52 vincent
/edit when I work out how to do so I shall send you some Karine..
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

readies self for extreme cuddlage
edit/ I shall look in theshops for polwort
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

Look on Amazon/itunes/your favourite online place..
...it'll be cheaper

/saw a copy of 'faultlines in HMV for 16 quid*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

where's that cuddle then
?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

*squeezes in cuddleage until eyes bulge out*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

enjoys
:)
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

You cannot afford a mic
AICMFP
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

perrrfect

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

Woopdoopdoop!

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

Hi you
eyes better now?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

Muchly, thenk you.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

good
a blind comma would be a bad thing
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

Any chance of
some Polyphonic Spree?
I think that might help them get even betterer...
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

sowie
aint got none
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Awws.
Flaming Lips is good, though :)
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

probably gonna be all folky today

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Sounds quite lovely.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

thank you

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

ARGH! Hippies! Kill them!
www.camvista.com/scotland/edinburgh/histedin.php3
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

*surfaces*
*drinks five pints of water*
*considers returning to bed*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

**waves**
hiya
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

hello Mr Dill
how are you today?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)

I's fine
working at the minute, will play some tunes later to en-liven your afterning
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:05, archived)

yay!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

*bangs drums*
*puts on Sepultura and Napalm Death CD*

*offers cold greasy tripe and black pudding to eat*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

morning you durty things

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

Good morning Uncle Dill

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

ning
enjoy Eliza ?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

We'd both like to enjoy Eliza in a VERY special way

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

choons on now
linky up there ^
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

garrrrrrrhhhhhggghhh!
would. you. mind. very. much. puttingthosefuckingdrumsaway!!!

please?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

*opens curtains*
*dances round room
*demands to go to the park*

/6 years old
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

gah
*seeds your county with quiet-inducing microbes*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:12, archived)

*salutes your music taste*
Better than some of this Live8 rammel we will be subject to today.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

HALLOOOO!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:09, archived)

hallo dear
would you bring me a nice cup of tea please? And some dark glasses?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

You're naughty for staying up so late and drinking so much vino.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

:(
yes - I am reaping the rewards of having downed the last glass at 2:00am - I shall not do this again
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Awwww.
*offers paracetamol*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

thank oo
and now for a lovely bath
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

thanks to those
that listened to my self indulgent tunes.

It's now pub time o'clock and time to knock the froth off a few ;)
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

aw
I were enjoying that
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

well, theres a new thing you can 'enjoy'
Digital Jesters today announced that the company has exclusive worldwide interactive entertainment rights across all formats to publish the first Crazy Frog videogame on PC and PS2. Crazy Frog Racer will hit the shelves in Europe in November 2005, priced at a one off cost of £19.99
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

you have just successfully fucked up the rest of my life
thank you
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:54, archived)

no problem
next week i have a special deal on raping
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

The game of the ringtone.
Fuck.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

there'l be a fillum next

(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

hee hee
and I always enjoy your shows
but I'm as dry as Gandhi's flip flop and my thirst must be slaked
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)

be round later?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

if I can drive this thing
I shall be online this evening.

I'm having problems obtaining SAM2 BTW.
Could you mail it to me. sorry to be a pain
or better still, use www.yousendit.com
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

Not-quite-ning everybody
How are we all?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

I'm alright cheers
I got a laptop yesterday. Unfortunately i don't have wifi or anything, so i'm just sat in my usual place
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Stupid fucking novelty Darth Vader mouse
with no stupid fucking scroll wheel.
Grr.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

May I have a photo
of the Darth Vader mouse?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:47, archived)

Yes
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

GAH.
My dad gets up late and assumes I'm still in bed, even though I've been fannying about the house since 7, so he sees my computer and thinks I've left it on all night, so he turns it fucking off, and now I have to use the other one with its spacky mouse and teeny tiny monitor until the proper compy's cooled down enough for me to switch it on without it getting grumpy.

*hruff*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

If it gets hot enough to not want to be turned on
you need a new computer
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

It's just dandy in every other aspect,
it just needs a bit of time after it's been turned off before it likes you turning it on again.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

sounds like me

( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:40, archived)

**ahem**
that e-mail is 24mbs
can your box handle it?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

sick

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

don't worry about it dill
i notice that the shops have it in stock, I'm busy purchasing it as I type ;)

thankys anyhoo
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

I'll stop it then
:)
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

On the bright side, at least it didn't take twelve attempts
to boot your computer up, and even after that you couldn't get it to do hardware acceleration.

/calling tech support if it plays up again
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

hahaha
you all use peecees and I use a mac. that means I'm better than you.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

Do Macs support PC games nowadays?
If so, I might consider some sort of trade-in.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

some of them
but games are for...um...people who like playing games.

I have a pc too. both is best.

In about a years time macs will have intel processors. then, I imagine, they will support PC games fairly easily.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Not me!
/fellowmacuser
( so long and thanks for all the fish, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

You're just fishing for another one of these aren't you?
*Naughty Tortoise Hug®*
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

No.
Maybe.
*hugs*
I have TEH RAGE now and it's counteracted all the good effects of my lovely big greasy fried everyfoods earlier.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

I suggest next time you're up earlier than your parents on a weekend
You should announce this fact to them

Using drums, and other smashy bashy things
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

Firefox was open
and on the talk board.
He could have fucking noticed the time of the last post, to see that I'D ONLY BEEN OUT OF THE ROOM FOR TWENTY MINUTES.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

Leave a note on the keyboard...
...saying 'don't switch it off I'm doing stuff you old cunt'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Please don't suggest that to my children

(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

'noon all
I just found an old newsletter link actually useful. My wiferecently started breeding bunnies, and we just sold our first one. I used the link from the newsletter a couple of weeks to work out what sex it was so I could sound all professional to the buyer. hoorah.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

yeah
but that means you had to hold a bunny's legs open and peer into it's holes. also, how the HELL did you get your wife to breed bunnies, surely that's illegal?
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

dunno
about illegal but surely its biologically impossible.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

it was fairly grim, and I'm sure the poor little bunnies looked abused afterwards.

I try to turn a blind eye to my wifes activities with rabbits. At least the high volumes of gooey cuteness that arrives with each litter means she won't keep wanting more (human) babies.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

and
should there be any stragglers not sold at least you can find solice in knowing there will be no end of rabbit pies.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

absolutely.

(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:41, archived)

jaaaaaysus
I just spazzed back and /talk has turned into a warzone. I think I have to bring your attention to this..

carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/463c5922/arguing.jpg&cb=1115204527
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)

Oh yeah?
We'll see about that.

/argumentative
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

Stick it up your arse, granddad
*steals your yo-yo*
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

shit
/is no longer "cool"
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

once
used that line during a discussion and someoned ended up not talking to me for using it although they did work with spackers.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

that, sir
is a fine piece of information graphics.
(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)

i'm playing some noisy choons
for a bit, if anyone's really bored
81.110.218.153:8000/listen.pls
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)

'ning #1
Chuffing Lemon Jelly i ask you
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

hello
i think this is dead jolly.

got robert plant coming up, dinosaur jr. and the dead kennedys :)
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

do you speak and stuff as well
and a play list
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

alas no
I haven't sussed that bit out yet.

I shall learn honest!
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)

**cough**
would you like to have Sam2 ?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:59, archived)

i'm considering
obtaining it.
It's just a question of time and being sober
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

can mail it if you like
:)
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:04, archived)

go for it,
email in profile

thanks
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)

done
3 little fishes is ace
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)

:)
thanks very much.

I shall have a look at SAM2 and by next week, if i can bear hearing my own voice, I shall have a do at it
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)

yay Rob
:)
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:54, archived)

yay it's dill!
anytime you like, please take over.
I was just passing time on.
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:56, archived)

got work to do
which your tunes help with
but I'll do some later, carry on keep it silly
I'm gonna have a bit of a march later
Make Puberty History
why should uncle bob have all the fun
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:58, archived)

ok dill,
the daft ones are for you ;)
( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:00, archived)

had fun last night
playing very silly tunes
leningrad cowboys and red army choir, totally daft
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

And it were fantastico!
:)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)

Yay moose
how's you?

you should do a show
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

I'm good thanks...
I've been people watching all the MPH marchers this morning. Some very nice scenery going past ;)

As for a show, I'm working on it...I've got a demo version of SAM3... so all I have to do is actually work out how to use it!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

I found that version 3 wouldn't work for me
version 2 no problem, but I imagine the setup is the same, can I help?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:24, archived)

I'll let you know!
All I've done so far is install it...

So when I get stuck I'll come crying to /talk for help!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

I'll second that

( robh, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

Without puberty
how do expect to stay on the bleeding edge?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)

When you're having
a big greasy fry-up, do you bung everything in the same pan together or do you do the eggs seperately?
My mum makes me use a different pan for eggs and only eggs are allowed in it and it never gets washed, only wiped.

Is this weird?
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:38, archived)

No that's not weird
Old people are just different from you.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:43, archived)

I'm afraid it's a classic case of vampirism
the signs are all there.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:52, archived)

Have any of you seen some energy laying about the place?
I seem to have lost all mine.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:34, archived)

meh

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:36, archived)

no, but if you find some please let me know!

(teasus likes tea, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 11:37, archived)