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# Biromash frenzy
Clicky for biggerer and betterer


This is eleven A4 sheets of paper- around ten feet high!

/edit/ Due to unexpected demand, I'm working on a way to be able to sell
'prints' of this in the full 10 feet x 8 inches size or half size at
5 feet x 4 inches (approx sizes). Also suggested was a series of
eleven t-shirts, each with an A4 section of the freeze on it.
If any of this interests you, or you think of another idea, just drop me a line

.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# thats
bloody amazing
(Fort, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I'll match your bloody amazing...
...and raise you a "chuffing".



(The Love Manatee, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Woo Yay and a Wahay!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# HOLY FUCK
wow

edit: a fish with a fez! genius!
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# All done with a biro?

WOW and a WOO Yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# All done with three biros
to be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# You are a very talented man

*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# question.
what's a biro?
sorry, i'm a Am3rican.

oh, and i do think it is fantastic. Very well done!
(bonaroo, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# 'Tis what you would call a ball-point pen.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Wiwoow!
Theres graboids and everything!
(Noodlejunkie, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)
# 'kin hell
Bravo

w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# /p
?
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# ahhh
panowie, silly me
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Panowie.
/font of all knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I used that font before
but it's nastier than Comic Sans in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# The lesser known
extremely rare 'Panowie', used for only the top 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# gosh
honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# "panowie"
I believe


edit: so very, very b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's fantastic!
But I would advise linkifying it before you get anally raped by the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I really hope that isnt experience talking!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# yikes!
that's fuckin awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# ...and is soup-herb
How long did it take you?
*amazed at how brilliant it is*
WOO
YAY
HOUPLA
PANOWIE
(wobblyjelly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# majestic fuck!
that's brillyunt
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# fuck
I wish I could draw that well


edit: I SPY A GRABOID! cool
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# absolutely awsome, well done you :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# holy fook
how long did that take you?!

tis very fookin' good :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# About
three weeks of night shifts.

I get bored at work.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# if that's what happens as a result
I can only suggest you get bored more :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Bloody 'ell
quite the artisit sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# fantastic
!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Gosh,
that's rather splendid.
Hehe, just spotted the speccy. Woo.
(tomsk, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ
that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# `
woos cannot express...
(restlesstemp, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# crikey!
you must have a biro-blister the size of jamaica

*applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# alaska
©b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# *shrugs*
Idaho.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# woo yay and houpla
need i say more, no, but i will anyway, that's awesome, all the talent belong to you.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Jesus shitting fuck on a bent nail!
That's cunting quality!
Style's somehow reminiscent of Martin Rowson, which can only be a good thing.

Woo yay houpla doesn't do that justice.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# That is really, really lovely
(flying_pasty, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# bloody amazing.
fp it! fp it hard mr mod!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# fookin' ell
that's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Christ!!!
Thats gotta make a FP. If it fits! Fanfuckingtastic to you, woo yay houpla¬!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# seconded
FP IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# 3rded
EFF PEE
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# 4therd
Could be the longest front page ever!
(The Love Manatee, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Yay
Well done Have a Houpla and a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Too Cool
Well Done and Woo of course!!!
Who needs 600 squids worth of Photoshop when there is BIRO! LOL...
(girlpants, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# or kazaa
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# mmmmm
illegal photoshop!! and flash mx and winxp, bugger damn virus!
(I helped save b3ta! Goriath, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Since when did it become acceptable
to proclaim "I am a thief" in public?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# well..
I stole the biro from work...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# lynch him!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# i'm not saying i downloaded it
simply that it is possible to download software from kazaa.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# sorry ... wasn't aimed at you
just at the general "software theft isn't really theft" crew

it's a regular rant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# I steal software.
So what?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Downloading software...
isn't the same as regular theft, as they haven't lost a sale over it. A lot of people who download Photoshop don't have the £600 to buy a legal version, so even if it wasn't availible online they wouldn't have bought a copy anyway.

(posted small to avoid clogging up most excellent picture's thread with a counter-rant)
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 4:19, archived)
# That's just shit.
You're passing the buck, not taking responsibility for your theft.

You're right, it's not the same as 'regular theft'. It's intelectual theft which is theft all the same. Don't tell me that nobody would be hurt if *everyone* downloaded PhotoShop.

It pisses me off to hear that excuse.

I've pirated Photoshop, but at least I take ownership of the fact that I'm stealing.


I do however, draw the line at giving out my home address in response to this post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 5:28, archived)
# As much as I love to play "download the software",
that's a nonsense argument. I can't afford a Porsche, i'm never going to buy one, so I'll just go and take one, shall I?

(thinks: ooooh, actually, there's an idea...)

(thinks again: oooh, actually, how about if i put down this beer and go to bed instead?)
(clutch puppy, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Not much more I can add to this orgy of adoration, but...
That's really fucking impressive!!!

Please tell me you did that at work so you at least got paid for your time...
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Yep
Work time
work paper
work biros.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# That
is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# wow
that should be fpd
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# pure class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Blimey
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# best drawing ever!
(Erdos, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Heh
I like the graboid and the Spectrum

(I wish I could draw...)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# fuckin
sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# excellent!
you have to stop calling these a mash - way too good :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Well I be impressed to fuckity buggery.
Go on MD FP that fcuker

Sorry, if that statement ruined your chances of a FP.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Demanding an FP is a sure fire way
to ensure something isn't FP'd...but in this case I can't see even the most hardened mod disagreeing. FP IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Wow!
That is fucking great :)
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# ART!
Bloody well awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Amazing, obviously
And nicely not-frontpaged :)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Stunning
Simply stunning!
(mofitzy, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Fuck me sideways....
that's a bit bloody good. Just caught that before it slipped off the page.

.....hahahaha ZX Spectrum, just between the Devil and the deep blue sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# That's the wooest thing I've seen for
... counts on fingers ...

11 days!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Holy Cock Sluts!!!
Thats bloody wanktastic that is!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Exceptional
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Show off... :P
I love it!! its great!
(devilstick, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Awwwwwww yeah.
A damn-fine pimp-daddy big-up WOO YEAH!

Fcuking ace, mate.
(leftoftheedge, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Just absolutely
brilliant. No woo yay could do it justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# fuck-a-balooo
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Wonderous!
You should frame it, then sell it on e-bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Now there's a thought...
Office photocopier.. 'prints' limited to 1000.. ten quid a throw, or framed for a pony.

This time next year, we'll be miw-yunaires!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I'd buy one
No, really - it'd go just right in the spare room, that would.

Drop me an email if you can bear to part with it. roy-at-kallistiyalla-dot-com
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Eep!
That am de best.
(Clownkiller, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Good Lord!
have a REALLY well deserved Gladys
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# wow
(EvilDeathSandwich Woof, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Mwnah, s'alright I suppose
*is severely jealous of your woosome abilities*

*salutes*
(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Woo
b3ta is closed, game over. You win.
(alfwine buggerbridge, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# That is quite possibly the best thing I have seen on this site, ever.
And I have been here a while.

Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:08, archived)
# We're not worthy!
No, not a lame Wayne's World thing. We genuinely are not worthy. Congratulations on being a supremely talented biro artiste.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Christ on a bike
thats amazing. I particularly like the fish in a fez. I salute you sir.
(moo_girl, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Holy cow!
I love that to pieces. It's like Richard Scarry on acid! Now put it on a huge floor length teeshirt so I can wear it to work.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Did you start from heaven and fall to hell?
Or work your way up to glory?

DAMN fine work Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Heaven to hell
natch.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# fuckin'
amazin'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Well - that's a bit good now...


So I woo yay it :)
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# had i an animated woo yay...
you would have it a good many times over!!
(Predatory Sock, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# dear jesus
that is amazing. fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Jebus
That is possibly the finest thing ever to appear on b3ta.

Woo for the ducks an' all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:27, archived)
# that's...
...truly a thing of beauty
do you work as an illustrator? if not, why not?! i know an agent...
(me'n'my monkey, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I don't work as an illustrator
despite trying to 'break in' to illustrating for the last 20 years.

Now this agent....
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:43, archived)
# if you're serious about it...
... i work for a literary agency. we represent a small number of illustrators. one or 2 very big names. have you tried to get an agent before?? hard to break into if you haven't illustrated anything that's already published, but not impossible.
(me'n'my monkey, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Oh yes, I'm serious.
Freelance illustration is my goal.

no, I never thought about an agent. hmmm...

nobbynobody{at}pluggie(dot)com
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Hey Monkey,
Any chance you could drop me an email? I've just self published a book and we're in the market for a literary agent.

I'd love to pick your brain and maybe hire you guys if the deal's right.

"design at oakhousedesign dotcom"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# We are definitely
not worthy!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# My word.
This is my first post here in ages, just to say:
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Fuck.
Seriously. Cockbiscuits. That's incredible. Bugger my chin off, I'm in awe of you.

I, also, like the Graboid best.
(flashboy, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 15:58, archived)
#






I forsee a spate of LOOOOOOONG images on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I wish I was taller
so I could tattoo that on my body!

If you print posters of them, I'll buy one!
(ghettobooty, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Whuh...
Wh...

Faarrr...

muh



wow.
(sacredchao, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Cool
reminds me of like the stuff u used to do on your excise book instead of learning about sums and stuff.... *scratches head*
(Mr That's Shit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# That's Shit
A2 year old could do better.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Shirley 11 bits of A4 would be
bigger that 'A2'?

Shouldn't NobbyNobody get an honorary FP on 'is profile- It's very good!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Rubbish
I've shat bigger pictures. Not really. That is fantastic. I don't know much about art, but I know what i like. I like tits. And that picture.
(MrVictim, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
#
That is wonderful. Thank you.
(smoothie, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I used to think i was quite good at biro drawings.
But fuck. Look at that. How can anything compare? WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE is nowhere near adequate.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Most excellent
w/y/h/k (don't think it's been given a 'k' yet!)

When does the "guess where the 11 page divisions are" competition start?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:01, archived)
# that is fantastic
absolutely fantastic....*applauds*


however for your next challenge ANIMATE IT........

(d1x1e, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I'm a bit late
But the thread should try and match this wonderful thing.

Woo

Yay!
(edhead, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Wooooo!
Fantabylubus!
(I Want Billy, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:16, archived)
# I have had to log on to just say:
A big Woo Yay for this most bodacious artwork most many Congratulations!
(Snoogins, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Fantastic!
Great work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# The only thing matching the size of that
is the number of replies you've got. Woo, yay, houpla, panowie, and whatever the hell comes next to you, good sir.
(ChowRiit, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# As far as I know,
Threre's

w/y - woo yay
w/y/h - woo yay houpla
w/y/h/p - woo yay houpla panowie
w/y/h/p/tt - woo yay houpla panowie tip top

and I think that's as far as it goes, please correct me if i'm wrong.
w/y/h/p crops up every couple of days or so.

but a w/y/h/p/tt is very rare, to the extent i've only ever seen one or two.

this, however, is certainly deserving of all this and more!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:47, archived)
# extraordinary
brilliant

edit: I will now expand on that: it's quite simply a brilliant piece of work. Not only is it the best thing that I can conceive of ever seeing on b3ta, it also is as good as anything I have ever seen, bearing in mind it's just ballpoint pen and paper. You should be very proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# are you fucking kidding?
that is absolutely amazingly fantastic.

words can't describe, man.
(schnurricane, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# That's a bit on the epic side.
Just a bit. Truly a superb piece of work. I'm not sure what you should do with it though.

Next time you do one try making it go sideways, that way it would be easier to flog to a gallery, or even as a whole book. You could frame this one, but people would need a step ladder to see the top!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# CafePress
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt

T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt


Or probably a nightshirt seeing as it's soooo long - but I'd buy one at least.
(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# T shirt?
The original is over 10 feet tall!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 20:28, archived)
# that's easy to solve
t shirt sells for £300

but includes a free set of 10 feet tall-dura stilts

problem solved!

PS. woo/yay/houpla/panowie to the pic, that is an awesome piece of work (and I'm not American, I am actually in awe)
(yetius maximus, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)
# and another solution
lots of t shirts!

I'm making an assumption (whilst remembering that assume means make an ass of u and me) that the 11 pieces of A4 have nice neat lumps of drawing on them.

So that's a series of 11 t shirts. That's a week and a half's clothing sorted out. Start on Monday with God, frogs by Saturday and Hell by Thursday week.

I'll take one of each, please. £15 a shirt ok?
(yetius maximus, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Woo to that idea
Feckin' ace.

It'll have to be cafepress though but maybe I'll work on it on the morrow.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Better idea
Pants
(tApEtE, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 22:59, archived)
# It'd say
trousers, down each leg
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# T-shirt = cool
Dr Who styleee super length fuck off long scarve with said style printed along it = EXTREMLY COOL AND MARKETABLE....
(earthworm, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Bloody Nora!!!!!one
thats fookin amazing
(I helped save b3ta! MrUppity, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# Woo
and indeed YaY
(garfi3ld, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# I've not posted for ages
But I've come out of hiding just to say this: That is fooking amazing! W/Y/H/P x infinite!
(Marioshi, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# if you made that into a four or five foot tall poster
i'd buy it
(nonsense, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Fucking incredible
I am going to off myself now as I know my art will never be that good.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:33, archived)
# All of the above.
([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:36, archived)
# thank you for this
hopefully we can all kick it up a notch and match this incredible piece
(nonsense, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Wow
woo or yay or even panowie doesn't describe it.


That is: QWERTYUIOP which means best of the best

so
qwertyuiop to you sir!
(Human, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Best B3ta Picture Ever
Words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:12, archived)
# this is without a doubt
the best thing i have ever seen on b3ta

fantastic! i'm incredibly impressed
(I Like Dogs, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# funk-ing-hell
that is utterly amazing
i truly am in awe!
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Blimey, guv!
That's a corker an' no mistaking!
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
# should be in a gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Fucking excellent.
I no longer need my eyes. who'd like them?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:50, archived)
# I always thought Canary Wharf tower
could do with a mural down the side of it....
Muchly impressed.
(underachiever, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 19:57, archived)
# True Art !
...a rarity these days. I imagine your drawing hand has doubled in size!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 20:20, archived)
# as a lurker
add all the woos and yeahs together add a couple more from me, then how much for this printed on a white fabric about 6ft in length?

Because, most woo it is sir!
(lastingdamage, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Thanks for all your comments
I'm truly bumflappered by your generosity.

So.. what should I do with it?

The original is around 10 feet tall and 8 and a quarter inches wide.

It is made up of a total of 13 pieces. (10 complete A4 sheets and three small sections that make up the size of another A4, roughly)

For this purposes of posting on b3ta I used photoshop to stitch them together and tidy up the joins

I've already had soneone email me offering to buy it. Should I sell it? and at what price?

Would people really be interested in buying (quality) copies?

Does anyone like the style and want to offer me freelance work?

Thanks again guys.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 20:42, archived)
# would anyone buy it???!!!!
Knock them out at about standard wall length oh say 5' longish and i'll have one. of course the price would have to be reasonable *turns out pockets un-zips fly does elephant impression*

IMHO they pay emin faaahsands for crap that quite frankly, I wouldn't even use to wipe the arse of your (not so) little doodle sir.
(d1x1e, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Define reasonable price
for a decent quality copy.

Remember at 5 feet tall it will be only 4 inches wide. (roughly)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)
# £15-20? I'd buy a print!
My little daughter would love colouring one of these too!

I love it. Reminds me of those long MC Escher drawings (Metamorphosis?).

I've just thrown all my biros in the bin. How can I pick one up knowing just how much I underuse such a humble tool!

(LordElph, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:14, archived)
# don't forget american dollars
cause that would look incredible on my wall
(nonsense, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 5:18, archived)
# reasonable price?
oh first born child should cover it..

No seriously I have no idea how much it would cost (or how you would go about having it reproduced) but the 15-20 notes figure mentioned elsewhere sounds reasonable

you could always speak with a wallpaper manufacturer.....

Incidentally having looked at it for the umptillionth time now I can't help thinking you could make it your 'magnum opus' by expanding it sideways. (or failing that animating it HARD!!)
(d1x1e, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Fucking right I'd buy one.
That's the most strikingly original piece I've seen since I first picked up a Robert Crumb comic. Absolutely fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)
# wow
(1, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# legendary
quite simply the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:42, archived)
# Drink
Why is there a cup in space?
(as1232004, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 22:55, archived)
# It's a flying saucer
the cup of tea is just along for the ride
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Hel's Tits!
thats bloody grand old chap
(washing_machine, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Crumbs!
That's a bit of alright, and then it's a little bit more.

Congratulationses.
(steer, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:11, archived)
# that is truly fantastic
I am in awe
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Christ!
That's fucking great. Woo yay and houpla times A MILLION.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:13, archived)
# You must have the best job in the world.
Top top notch. Secretly you want to be an autistic don't you....
I envy your dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Wow
worth a few




(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 7 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Just wanted to add my praise to possibly the world's longest mash,
which seems to be followed by B3ta's longest ever list of adoration.


Have just a /p. I think it'd be sullied by prefacing it with a w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 5:32, archived)
# look at all those fecking replies
panowie my friend!
Edit: Oh, you've gotten plenty of those already it seems...


bah
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 6:50, archived)
# Wow.
Best.
Image.
Ever.

(loving the Speccy in the Dinosaur level)
(chriswakey, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# that's really
rather lovely indeed
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Awesome.
And I mean that in the literal way, not the "sk8 dood" way.

Awe-inspiring.

Wow.

Newsletter fodder, surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 11:00, archived)
# I take
my hat off to you sir
(gavD, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Fuck me ragged!
So, it's a day after you posted it. I don't give a crap - you've just forced me to delurk after christ knows how many months to praise you for that piece of OUTSTANDING work.

What more can I say....
(Glis, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I thought this would be the most appropriate image for you...

Love the Speccy btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!!!


Love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Words fail me...
I need to have a full size copy of that 'cos 4" wide ain't enough, but where to hang it? Up the stairs I s'pose...



*Starts looking for a house with VERY high ceilings*
(I helped save b3ta! A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 12:05, archived)
# I'm not exaggerating here...
...as far as I'm concerned that's possibly the best piece of art I've ever seen. Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Day late, however...

That has to be one of THE most majestically ACE things I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# well....
Have been lurking lots lately due to demands of thesis writing... however, i wont bore you with that. THAT IS AMAZING. The word mash should not go anywhere near that masterpiece! its great just watching it load from top to bottom - you never know what you are going to see next.

I am never posting again due to total inadequacy (sp)

(steve0, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Close b3ta, there is nothing more worthy
I feel the term, "take my eyes, I no longer need them" does not do this piece justice.
(ad, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# I got a great laugh
discovering the alien technology (or whatever it is) buried just above the Cambrian period fossils. Looks like an old Brother label printer or something. And the poor little rabbit stuck behind the root has such an exquisite expression on his face. And on and on -- I could look at this for a very long time!

As with all the others, I have to say this is fantastic. Utterly wonderful. I cannot imagine how proud you must be!

(tookishlad, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# It's a Sinclair Spectrum
A home computer from the dawn of time.

And yes, it is alien technology
(have you seen Clive Sinclair?)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# More praise
Eye-achingly good. Take two Woos and two Yays twice a day after meals, with water and DO NOT CHEW.
(I helped save b3ta! Irregular Shed is trying to remember what it is he does, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Absolutely
spaztastally excellent. Words fail me. Really. And quite deserving of what I believe to be

The Longest Thread Of Praise In The History Of B3ta Ever - Officially!*

Most excellent Sir. Woo yay houpla panowie!
*within my limited authority. Which is, sadly, not very much!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# What is this
now? comment number 500? Seriously now, that's super-ultra fantastic. I lay down my biro before ye, oh almighty masher...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Whoa.
That's fucking awesome.
I am humbled by your biro-ey greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# flippin 'eck
That's smashing, that is. Actually it's inspired. Genius! Bet you're a bit proud, eh? And you should be too! C'mon, what did it feel like when you finished it?
(I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 16:46, archived)
# That is incredible. Truly incredible.
Lovely attention to detail, great moments of comedy in it... fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Suck
my balls that is fucking RAD


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# oh my...
...the guy at the top!

that's amazing, you make a simple W/Y/H look pathetic!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# W/Y/H/P/TT/+
When I get home from Cadets I am most definetly going to make a new w/y/h/p/tt salute to you sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Utter Crap!
Actually it's pretty awesome, I just didn't want to follow the crowd.
(TSGarp, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Fuck all that w/y/h/p shit
This is good far beyond the ken of mortal man. And possible the barbie.

That is true fucking art. You deserve to be able to retire off selling that bad boy. Jesus shitting fucking Christ I'm utterly fucking dumbdfounded by how good that is. With BIRO? Shitting hell...

If you're willing to crank out foreign postage, get ready to send a poster style one of those buggers Far East.
(Tetsuo, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Christ on a stick,
everyone who's signed up for B3ta in the past 2 years must have posted their praise for this, and they are right to do so. I believe an addition has to be made to woo/yay/houpla/panowie/..nobby?

(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# that's it, i resign from b3ta.
nothing can top this.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# there was even a fez, you know

a fez on the fish!

(tookishlad, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 19:53, archived)
# No...
sir, you jest. a biro?
...



(Shalom Haknak Shalom, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 20:27, archived)
# That is absolutely awesome
beyond the realms of WYH, I'll leave it at *silent disbelief*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)
# best thing ever.....




EVER!
(Cyrus, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 22:09, archived)
# The only thing that hasn't been said so far is woo to the 'Tremors' monster..
Peri combobulations.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 22:25, archived)
# you mean
the graboid/grapeoid/gapezoid
(ad, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 8:58, archived)
# walk softly, and draw a big picture
kick ass illustration!
(weeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 3:28, archived)
# That is
the best thing i have ever seen
(Zoinkid, Thu 8 Jul 2004, 23:09, archived)
# er..
Good work, fella.
I just dropped me bacon sarnie.
w/y/h
(bhell13, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)
# show it to your boss.

if he's any sense he'll up your wages and ask you to do more night shifts.

everyone i show it to wants a copy - hurry up with the buying option! you'll start a cult of b3tan followers who all live in homes with your work adorning their walls. tho that still wouldnt do this work of genius justice.

(sherbetalligator, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)
# I work for the NHS
Therefore my boss is technicaly the Government.

Do you think Tony would be interested?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 1:49, archived)
# blimeh!
well, this is a thread for the bookmarks.

this thread ran out of superlatives hours ago, i'll just content myself with drooling and gibbering incoherently
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 1:00, archived)
# FUCK thats a good picture of god...AMAZING!!!
...oh shit, theres another 10 pages of this!

Truely fucking amazing, the very sight of this pic makes me want to burn my clothes and dance in the rain... i want one!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 1:04, archived)
# fwaptastic mate, i like it lots
or is it too tall?

lol

speccy, the fish with the fez, the alien, its all good


fucking amazin picture
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Roll call, everyone here?
HOLY CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??

That sir, is most aceiumtasticalitarierrificingness*.

* longer word needed, but not found
(Motionless Detector, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 6:30, archived)
# first post \o/
Emerging from super-lurkage just to let the world know I'm awestruck
Have my first ever woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kittenpants, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 6:41, archived)
# definitly
worth engaging the de-lurk-ing device for i concur
(ad, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 9:00, archived)
# De-Lurking Process Commenced...
Muchly...what is it these kids say..WOO and Yay-age!

Relurking Process Initialised...Re-Lurked
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Agreed
De-lurk and worship oh ye unbelievers.
(I helped save b3ta! ZoomZoom, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# FUCK
i dunno if ive already replied but FUCK i want that more than anything. it is seriously the best piece of art EVER.

youre loving these responses aintcha?
i was gonna say your wanking as you read this.. but mleh...

keep us updated on prints PLEASE
('Andeh', Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Christ On A Bike.
GASP! That's given me a wide on.
(SmallEgg, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# *checks dictionary*
Words have yet to be invented to describe just how good this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# I find myself extremely fortunate
to have witnessed this beautiful piece of artwork. It completely puts that utter shite that was burned (particularly that crass tent)a few weeks ago into perspective. Those idiots wouldn't know 'art' if it jumped up and fucked both their eyes and ear'oles!
Your dedication to your work is amazing as is the actual conception and composition and especially the execution with simply a humble biro.
For goodness sake, if you do market it, which we all hope you do, don't get ripped off by 'agents' etc. Think about it first. The T shirt idea I don't think is so good, as only one maybe two would be bought by one person and they would be viewed completely out of context. The tall wall drape print would be best, and a limited edition is the way to go. I won't put a price on it as that is your prerogative and also depends on the media you print it onto.
I will just say that I would be very pleased to have that drawing hanging in my study with all my other treasured pictures.
Very, Very well done Sir, and I echo all above sentiments that it is the best I have seen since joining B3TA. Good luck with any marketing and make sure your talent is not wasted just posting on boards! I will contact you directly shortly. Best Regards, Chilli Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)
# that could surely have been condensed into ...
that am woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Haha.

Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 3:37, archived)
# w/y/h/p
^10
(ionicus, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)
# phenomenal!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 12:04, archived)
# holy shit on a bike-stick
I'm going to university in september to learn how to do that....fantastic
why arent you famous?
(minister of evil, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Wow
Astonishing
(I helped save b3ta! moonspoon blowin' free, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# wowww!
very bery very very very, etc. good!!!!
(aliensquirrel, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# This is donnish!
Bravo, best art ever!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I know this has been said many times this thread
but I would dearly cherish a print of that on my wall. My vision is full size screen printed canvas, retailing at no less than £150 a pop (and frankly I would expect considerably more)

That said, as a humble student, I can probably only stretch to £20 for 11 print-yourself segments available for download from your friendly artist.

Absolutely incredible drawing. Beautiful.
(bblgoose, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# oh
looky, looky, can you say.....viral!
(ad, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Just brilliant
nuff said !
(Experiment 626, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 15:56, archived)
# that is like, really brilliant,
only much better.
(nugchuts, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Bloody blood!
My heart's crying blood for this. I'm not worthy to even watch it.


really i hate it
(krupeziki, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I Have just today come back from my honeymoon. . .
I have been once around the world with my beautiful new bride, having stopped and stayed in seven different countries over four weeks and seen many of the most awe inspiring sights that exist.

This pic is still the best thing i have seen in years.

God bless the internet, god bless Lazlo Jose Biro, and god bless Nobby Nobody. Despite raging Jetlag, and having a thousand and one better things to do, this has already been printed out and stuck to the spare bedroom wall until a proper print is available for purchase.

For once, Woo (and indeed Yay and his brothers) fail to come close.

(muffrat, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Go and find a poster company
and have that printed. I wants one.

That is so damn good I can't even swear.
(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# crickey
how could you draw that and not make a single mistake!!! i would love a poster of that
(titwankfuckdick, Fri 9 Jul 2004, 18:13, archived)
# tipex
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 4:36, archived)
# Find a poster company please!!!!
I also would love a copy of this!
(Yo mamma, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 16:15, archived)
# That is
good :)
(Smoot, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# goodness that's good.
yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# flippin' eck
woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Sell it!
Sell it hard!

w/y/h/p to the max!!!!!1!!!111!one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Why did it take me four days to get 'round to looking at this?
That is absofuckinglutely fab.
(Astatine, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Bugger me!
Words cannot express how good that is.

*lifts lower jaw back into place*

I really hope you can get that printed and available to buy.
(Caerdydd, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 19:52, archived)
# You should put watermarks
on this pic too. Grate picture, tough







(krupeziki, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 21:53, archived)
# it brings
a tear to my eye
(Ace McAce Where we're going, we don't need roads, Sat 10 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)
# I am coming out of retirement
to offer my sincerest woos to you sir.
have a picture of a wooing monkey on me.

(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 11 Jul 2004, 0:48, archived)
# W/Y/H!!!!!one!!!!!!!onehundredeleven!!!!!!
*right click, save picture as*
(Senator_Kenator, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 2:05, archived)
# is this not on sale yet?
(nonsense, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 6:06, archived)
# Not yet
but I'm workin' on it...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# i'm anxious
to be able to see the whole thing at one time.
(nonsense, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 1:20, archived)
# Jeeezus chaving christ.....
beyond woo yeahs... (tries to think of something new but fried the brain)..... sod it WOO! YEAH!
(Lemster the sound of one luma clamping, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 11:48, archived)
# wow.
just wow. that's amazing. fucking amazing.
(AlexV - stop coming to my house!, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# .
Fuck Me!

:| Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 16:19, archived)
# wow
Nothing new to say... That is truly amazing, and I add myself to the ranks of people who salute your genius and your skill.

(Krunk Hey hey, ho ho, 1100110, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Logging on..
to b3ta to find this has made my day :)

Congrats to you, suh
(I helped save b3ta! Goon, Sun 11 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Fuck, I'm really late
But I'm posting to say how cockratchetingly awesome that is.

Fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez fish in a fez
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Superb
I doth my cap.
(Captain Chronic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)
# Whilst most of the top artwork here gets a 10.....
... this goes up to eleven.

The bar has now been moved up by several miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 13 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I'm crying
t'is wonderful.

I want my mother...
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 0:49, archived)
# Strewth
That is something.
(Jim Pooley, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Just to be different
im gunna say thats fucking shit

(not really)
(The Don, Tue 13 Jul 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Bit late for reply, just got back off hols
Long-time lurker, but 1st ever post.

How the bloody hell is it possible for just one person to have the foresight / imagination / artistic talent / humour to create a masterpiece like this? With a bloody BIRO??? Cunt. Envious? Yep. In total awe? Yep.

You're gonna become very rich from this one piece of work. And bloody well deserved too.

And after quality like this, it may be my last ever post...
(I helped save b3ta! GordonShowers, Wed 14 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)