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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)

'shopped images only...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)

i knew i'd get found out...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

^ What she said!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)

still probably would

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumper on.

if she popped a nice thick jumper on.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

Yes, if she popped a nice thock jumber on.

if she popped a nice thock jumber on.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Phwoar!

I bet she'd taste salty if she popped a nice thick jumber on!!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Oh christ! It's happening again!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)

She's given me a nice thick jumber on.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)

my thanks jumber is thick

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)

thanks for describing your jumber to me

i am pleased that it is thick
is it nice as well

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)

I've missed you.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)

proportional representation

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)

Yop, if she popped a nice thock jomber on.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)

If she didn't, it'd just feel like you were shagging one of these

grahamfrost.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/radiator.jpg

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

Yep, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

Ha ha ha ha.... Office LOL!

* You git!

PS: I would, if she popped a nice thick jumber on.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

she looks like that zombie monkey from pirates of the caribbean

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)

No-one actually realised

She had two roles in that film.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)

she was disguised in one role by

a nice thick jumper

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:14, archived)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)

So this week's Challenge is, "make celebrities look fatter"?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)

Ha!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

Described by the Clarkson as an ironing board with a face :D

(from the celebrity cut out compo)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

I'd snap her in half.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)

As would I

qiven the opportunity.

Phwooar!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)

mmmm

I'd like to bury her in the back yard for a future treat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)

nicely :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)

so, what you're saying is

'would' ?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:21, archived)

FEED HER!

Hang on...that means something else now doesn't it...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)

SNIP SNAP

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)

She should pop a nice thick jumber on.

Yep.

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Shlvng, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)

The evidence that he was, in fact, an animal.

in fact an animal. Chedge

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)

Skelly mashup ftw

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)

Bindun yet?

Biggar

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

Thread vampire!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)

I believe so

That's what he gets for sitting there, and being smug all those years without actually eating his croissant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

hahaha

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

haha he probably dehydrated first

but the same goes for the orange juice, the silly bastard

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

Hahahaha

(herman:D, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 18:51, archived)

woop

(perkusfux, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

'Ning!

Time for a repost to get my creative juices flowing...

Full spread centrefold

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:58, archived)

phwooooaaarrrrr!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)

reposting cunt

I'd bone 'er

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

alright prodge?

been a while

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:12, archived)

happy b3taday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:13, archived)

thanks

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)

Looks dead boring

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

... i think i'm going to book a ferry to amsterdam.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:07, archived)

Yeah?

Cool. I hear the Rijksmuseum is pretty good.

(And happy Candleday!)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)

i was referring to the dead light district thing

but yeah i've actually been thinking about getting a ferry over from newcastle with a mate, could be a laugh.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)

happy candles

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:20, archived)

I heard it's full of wacky dutch people these days

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)

I heard they wear shoes made out of wood.

WOOD!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)

it's even worse

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)

nu breekt mijn klomp!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)

I like it XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)

RIP Thread & Clay T_T

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:40, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)

It would seem that Clay has left the building.

He's definitely left the Front Page.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

Bah, I liked their images

Less so their whining.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce7LS0kB780

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)

Wow

Had no idea Clay was so old...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)

well that's alright then :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)

Oh god, what's happened now?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)

it appears

who ever deleted the thread also deleted Clay's profile and his fp

(Dagwood, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

Ah well :(

He'll be back on b3ta with another account at some point - it wasn't his first b3ta exit.

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Richard Shitheels, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)

Maybe he'll come back as The Clay Goat

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

I'm sure he'll be back with some new crayons

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:46, archived)

rip our little angle xxx

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

never will we see two lines diverging from a common point like him again :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)

just as well you don't give a shit then isn't it

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)

*votes*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)

Well hellooooo....

Happy b3taday!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)

done

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:14, archived)

I voted

and the kittens didn't even need to make unrealistic promises first.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)

I did notice how

his profile got deleted before his thread and images did

(Dagwood, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

The T2/Twins thread from last night is still up.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:04, archived)

but I notice

with Happytoast's reply missing now, it seems there's some serious moderator deletions going on around us as we speak. History is being rewritten.

(Dagwood, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku2wFaaPAzI

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)

haha

and it's reappeared again haha

(Dagwood, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)

We have always been at war with 9gagia

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)

My word!

That's a flounce from the past. :-)

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)

it is a classic flounce!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)

Unto Almighty Rob we commend the soul of our brother departed

and we commit his account to the ether; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection on a Tuesday, through our Lord Internet Cunt; at whose coming in glorious majesty to judge /board ,/talk and /links shall give up their dead; and the corrupted bodies of those who sleep with him shall be changed, and made like unto his own glorious ginger-haired body; according to the mighty working whereby he is able to subdue all things unto himself.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)

*nods and makes the sign of the CDC*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)

*walks up with a bowl of fresh popcorn*

I missed it?!? FUCK! What happened

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)

I missed most of it but I think it started when someone said something.

After that there was light, land, plants, stars, animals, humans, and an ultra-serious comedy website.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)

Hmm, a quick precis

1: Clay posted a picture
2: HappyToast liked the picture, and suggested Clay resize it to 400px wide as it was 4 pixels too wide for the FP. I highly doubt this was meant as a serious dig. HT also said something about Clay being obstinate, in reference to Clay refusing to resize for the FP in the past. I highly doubt this was meant as a serious dig.
3: Clay took offense and after a fun-filled few minutes accused HT of trolling him.
4: A mod came along and edited one of Clay's posts, and then edited it back again.
5: Clay emailed Rob demanding his account be wiped and saying that mods editing random posters' posts is beyond the pale.
6: Clay posted his email to Rob, and Rob's reply, in a thread just below. Then Clay's profile was deleted, as was the thread with Rob's reply.
7: Fun and games were had by all.
8: If you talk about the murkier side of B3ta you'll quickly find that the b3ta Stazi will be onto you, watching every single Like and Ignore you click. Then they'll edit your posts. And then when you complain it'll be like you never even existed. Be scared. Be very scared.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)

oh dear

what was the gist of Rob's reply?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:05, archived)

He apologised for the mod

and tried to explain that HT was giving a slightly cack-handed compliment, and asked him to stay.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)

seems fair.

always a shame to see someone talented go.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)

Posting personal messages in a thread is completely unacceptable

Clay made a mountain out of a molehill

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)

He made a mountain out of a trench

It was impressively out of proportion.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)

^This

I kept thinking I had missed something massively important in the thread, but I don't think I did.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)

Well, unless I did too

To be honest, he had a point about the mod going in and editing his post - THFH claims one of his posts was also edited. Even so, the whole thing seemed to blow up out of nothing; it was already ongoing before then.

Ah well, internets makes drama, I suppose.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)

Shame though

Clay was a good artist, although he and I never seemed to get on.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)

I put it in more polite terms than that, with emphasis on how many fucks I gave (zero)

but yes, that was my sentiment.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)

blimey :/

i missed most of that

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)

oh, that's alright

I thought I'd imagined something on the front page. What a knobhead.

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new_matt, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)

Hubba HUBBA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)

There is a real film with this title.

...or so I've heard...

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)

When I shared a flat with a Septic

he insisted on going out and buying porn (rather than downloading it like any sensible person) so I took him to Soho, where I was rather entertained so spot a whole shelf's worth of zombie porn

Seems it's kinda popular these days

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)

wondering how zombie pron would work i checked out a review of porn of the dead.

appparently zombie porn doesn't really work.
lots of knobs being bitten off and sex with filth covered tramps

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)

phwoar *does research*

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)

woof!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:57, archived)

augh it's simultaneously adorable and horrific

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:01, archived)

My face feels weird. Does it look weird, to you?

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)

it feels warm and very manly to me, looks fine too

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:08, archived)

i keep scrolling past this and assuming you're talking about warm, manly piss that's easy on the eyes.

i think i need some sleep

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

This is encouraging news.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:35, archived)

more than can be said for Steven Segal below

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

His real name is Johnny Downs.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:42, archived)

his face is 99% Silly Putty

trufax

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:49, archived)

o.o I like the first one

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:25, archived)

Dgnops

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)

Chewie's son that he doesn't like to mention

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:59, archived)

Ning B3ta!

Lets start today with some for the ladies; Omar Sharif, Steven Seagal and Harry Morgan.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)

Followed by...

Possibly the most perfect woman in the world Liz McClarnon, Jamie Chung and Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:55, archived)

mmmmm - bextor! She's ruddy gorgeous!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:37, archived)

Red Alert 3 was great :)

Make sure you do Ivana Milicevic on April 26th!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:51, archived)

I think I might watch some M*A*S*H later.

Nice stuff sir :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:58, archived)

Oooooooh!

Happy Candlez

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:05, archived)

cheers

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:08, archived)

happy b3tamas

how come you get to celebrate on your actual b3taday?
mine was something random like 1 year, 11 months, 29 days

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:14, archived)

it's probably all that touching myself at night that i do

that shit kills dinosaurs, imagine what it can do to b3tadays

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:15, archived)

~~myself~~ Rob

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)

accurate

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)

for reasons i'm not prepared to dicuss right now,

i will say that i'm confident this is not the cause

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:10, archived)

wanker

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)

*cries inconsolably*

*and wanks*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

same here, maybe its a leap year thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:21, archived)

i think so too, it's done the 11 months, 29 days thing to me a bunch of times as well

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:41, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)

I think it hinges on the time of day you first joined.

Chances are it'll read correctly later on.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:38, archived)

this makes sense

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)

I think I may we watching this for most of the day

would
* Warning, may contain traces of H

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:24, archived)

Happy B3taday.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:30, archived)

Might be the all the candy recently, but she looks hollow and half eaten in front.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:33, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:40, archived)

I said 'eaten in front' not 'Eastern Front' you FUCK!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:48, archived)

She's all back and bum

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:31, archived)

^ CANDLES!

_CAKE

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:47, archived)

DUDE that's trippy

thanks blokes* :)

*including you below this reply

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:54, archived)

Happy anniversary of signing up for a website of juvenile pilockery, Clansoul

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:49, archived)

it's been a long, bumpy ride

but it's not over yet!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:56, archived)

Seamprince

cannot fathom the abomination

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:56, archived)

my work here is done

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)

And yes

Happy the b3tabladay!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:01, archived)

I like this.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:25, archived)

Nice buns, Toots!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:42, archived)

thanks for the sauce, sucka!

muahahaaaaa....
( b3ta.com/board/10738687 )

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)

GO KIM GO!

hehehe: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-17661219

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:23, archived)

HAHAHAHHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:28, archived)

What a war-head!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:36, archived)

nice jowl action

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 5:01, archived)

flap flap flap

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 5:06, archived)

You mean

Fap Fap Fap Fap

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PooPants, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 5:26, archived)

if you think fapping is relevant to this thread i worry about your sexual preferences

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 7:33, archived)

ahaha nicely done

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 5:05, archived)

wobble chops of death

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:28, archived)

Hahaha, the wobbling makes this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:59, archived)

Intercontinental jowlistic missile.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:45, archived)

hahaha that's one hell of a payload :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)

wobbly jobbly

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)

Acid bath skelly jelly

the strawberry jelly was delicious

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:28, archived)

AcidBaths leave you nice and clean!!!

Art Base Bath: atomic

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:31, archived)

reminds me of grim fandango

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:29, archived)

oh yeah, totally loved that game

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:33, archived)

yea it was great

been pining after proper adventure games.

tried to install my old copy of TIE fighter as well a while ago but unsurprising couldn't get it to work...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:34, archived)

Indeed. No adventure games made like that anymore.

Just mono tracked twitch and watch games.

I'm sure there was a TIE port or two out there.
Search brings up this item about some.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:52, archived)

aha, I must look into this farther

nice link :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:59, archived)

ooh thanks, i'll have to dig out the joystick...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:16, archived)

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS

tvnz.co.nz/national-news/teen-injured-in-tractor-accident-4823372

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOT HAVE SEAT BELTS AND ROLL CAGES CORRECTLY INSTALLED, DO YOU SEE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:06, archived)

TRACTOR SAFETY IS NUMBER ONE

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:39, archived)

a good friend of mine was driving a tractor and fell into a slurry pit and drowned in poo

as horrible as that is, i actually had to retreat upstairs upon learning the news so i could giggle like an idiot

to be honest, he'd probably have done the same if it had been me

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:58, archived)

the actually horrific part is that he was treading "water" for a couple hours before he finally succumbed.

so that's pretty bad :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:59, archived)

THANK YOU, PROF RAPITI

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 5:03, archived)

I WILL NEVER TURN MY BACK ON SAFETY

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:19, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:27, archived)

going for going for GOLD

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:11, archived)

shove

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:15, archived)

clikt

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:17, archived)

those aren't even the same teeth

...but i clicked anyway

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)

^{(something something)} by the skin of his teeth!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:21, archived)

wheeee!!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:24, archived)

bobsleigh lol

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:05, archived)

SUCK ON THIS

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:10, archived)

nice pootling

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)

seamless!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:18, archived)

pfft!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)

fucking hell

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:06, archived)

TOOT TOOT!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:21, archived)

funnier than it should be

and i know not why

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)

It's like a fruity version of Tugs.

Which now I come to mention it, I have given the name an awful new meaning.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sR46mhCSMQ

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:38, archived)

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 3:32, archived)

wait do I only get four chances? I think I missed out

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:08, archived)

I think I will. I'm a lifetime member, you know. A member. Member.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:41, archived)

skeletones

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:23, archived)

was it tested on animals?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:37, archived)

Haha

He's gonna bone her tonight

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Tagnut loves pies, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:41, archived)

Hahaha

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:57, archived)

"Just what I wanted! Kate Moss!"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:46, archived)

jade goody reincarnated

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:52, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:13, archived)

slipped her some skin :))

*likes*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)

boaby shoap

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:08, archived)

hahah!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 8:26, archived)

Awesome!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:43, archived)

Lest we forget the cheeses!

Click for bigger (102 kb)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)

u misspelled Mormons, LOLOLOL!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)

ROFLCHOPPERS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)

lol jesus, you wee scamp!

well, it's sleepy time for me now

nitenite.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:08, archived)

later Mr. Meats

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)

Night discobaby!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:13, archived)

Just thought I'd paint.exe a quaint little scene without colouring it in

I'll let someone else colour it in, instead

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

It's like something out of Silent Hill.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)

yeah, it is particularly tame for me, isn't it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:53, archived)

I really wished you designed the monsters for the new silent hill game

Im 3 or 4 hours into it, and theyre a bit crap. Just skinny, screamy people with muddy faces. No wierd body-horror thingummybobs with no arms and a head coming out its arse or anything.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

nothing so terrifying as a bodyshock surrealism monster chasing you through abandoned streets

while the only thing you are armed with is a popgun with one round left and all the doors are locked.

but like, lol, for anyone in a high building looking at the event through binnocculars and eating crisps with dip and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)

Bestest silent hill monsters:

static.zerochan.net/full/41/38/951941.jpg
www.cubedgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/silent-hill-4-ps2.jpg

And probably my fave:
reflecteregame.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sh-needler.jpg

Such a good monster:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN_xX8YaNro

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:10, archived)

That's exactly why I love watching my flatmate play it.

Did a runthrough of Silent Hill 2 with him the other day, fantastic fun.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:50, archived)

Yeah - theyre always better to 'experience' than they are to play, due to the clumsy combat, inventory management, and tricky puzzles.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:04, archived)

That's actually a really accurate observation - and exactly the reason I prefer to watch Seth play it than I.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:36, archived)

Candlesoul!

Where you been?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

Busy with uni shit mostly,

had a load of huge life changes over the last couple years and I fell out of sync with b3ta, really.
Good to be back, though.

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:49, archived)

you cut your famous locks off, for one.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:05, archived)

I hope he has started listening to better music as well ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:26, archived)

Haha of course I have. Justin Bieber ftw <333 xoxo

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:37, archived)

evenin', fella!

and happy candles :)

Good to see you around, although I can hardly talk...

_*relurks*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)

Oh crivens, it's my candleday! I didn't even notice!

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ClanSoul, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:48, archived)

merry candlishness!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:14, archived)

ooo..

..happy candles :))

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:30, archived)

beautiful

its like Seth Brundle put a vespa scooter in with his missus.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:56, archived)

"here's the wife, she can puke out consumer goods, well, by the third try"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

I'm not sure this is true to life.

And don't you know that this is meant to be a RENAISSANCE ART FORUM YOU CUNT!?!?!?!

And this picture is 440px wide you prick! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE FP LIMIT IS 400px?!?!

And it is only 13.68kb big! YOU'RE ALLOWED 100kb! WHY ARE YOU WASTING SPA||||CE??!?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

YOU TELL HIM

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

vivá la revolucion!

By that I mean,

"live by rotation"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:03, archived)

hahaha :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:36, archived)

Jesus!

Sweet dreams for me tonight!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:01, archived)

hahha

she's coming for you, man, just as soon as she's done vomiting that thing out.

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)

would

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:12, archived)

well, i coloured it in

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:39, archived)

now that's perfect

ready to be used as an album cover :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:50, archived)

I was working til 10, so i couldnt join in. No point posting in the thread, because no-one would see it.

If its any consolation, i shopped the glowy eye in, so its not an unshopped image.
Plus, its quiet as fook on here.
*treads lightly not to annoy the board nazis*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)

Bwaaaah?

*Goes to search for thread*

Edit: Great Scot! What have I missed!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)

It was a rather good jape - some great entries in there, and a fascinating partial glimpse into the tin foil covered faces behind the usernames.

Plus, you can see Toasty's macho barbarian legs.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:33, archived)

^^this

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

If you go back to the tinfoil hat thread

you can actually see most peoples real faces, apart from Toasty's.

LOL HAPPY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:17, archived)

haha yeah much KUDOS :))

i chickened out ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:29, archived)

That is brilliant taters!

If only James Cameron had known how cheaply he could have made the film! Some tinfoil and stolen photoshop ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

:-D

It looked surprisingly good, and i felt surprisingly badass considering i basically had a bit of kitchen foil and felt tip pen on my head.
Bit of fake blood, and some charred clothes, and ive got instant half-decent fancy dress!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:31, archived)

That's awesome :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

haha :D

but 478px wide? hope your pants have reinforced seams

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:32, archived)

WHAT??? But I uploaded this at 479 pixels!

THE FBI ARE TAMPERING WITH OUR POSTS.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)

ONOES!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

YEAH! 500 MOTHERFUCKING PIXELS!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

Never have I had so many genuine lols as today on b3ta!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)

yeah. thank fuck for bank holiday weather.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:39, archived)

hahaha

thats both ace and creepy at the same time.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)

I still haven't seen Dune...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)

Don't bother, it's shit

I might be wrong but I think everything I've ever seen that David Lynch had a hand in turned out to be pointless pretentious shite. Dune is no exception - and hideously miscast. Patrick Stewart as Gurney fucking Halleck? Fucking *Sting* as Feyd-Rautha? I rest my case.

Also: pretentious as fuck.

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boris the spider, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:32, archived)

he does

milk a cat though.

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arrangedletters, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)

Excellent stuff

I could have a sensible chat with you at a pub table

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:34, archived)

Ill need your clothes, your boots and your SLR though

Ill see you at the bash.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

Bring that gun

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

Its technically illegal

Airsoft guns, or any other realistic looking toy gun are meant to be at least 50% lurid coloured nowadays.
Bought this desert eagle pistol, a SPAS12 shotgun, and a MP5 years ago - all cheapo airsoft guns - just for coolness value.
If you buy one now, theyre all bright orange, blue or transparent. Shame, as i really wanted an AK-47 and P-90.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:49, archived)

Are you telling me that a see through AK-47 wouldn't look awesome?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)

Damn

I wanted all of us to be able pose with it like lunatics. Oh well, you can buy me a pint instead

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)

My MP5 and SPAS12 shotgun are still at my old house in the miglans. Theyre too big to take down to my london gaff without looking 'suspicious'...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:02, archived)

I'm killed trying to think of something

terminatory about the image. Give us some time to think...

I'll be back!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)

Oh you!

*hand flap*

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:05, archived)

Haha, excellent!

Looks like I missed some fun tonight.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)

Hahaha! You're from so far in the future that you couldn't even post in the original thread ;)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:51, archived)

I came back in time to post in the thread

but got sidetracked killing bill paxton and nicking his clothes, so i was a few hours late.
It was a nice night for a walk.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)

Happy b3taday you little cranberry!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:18, archived)

\o/ woo!!

lovin these :))
still think you should stick it in the thread

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:57, archived)

top posttaters!

_{and yeah, what mags said ^}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:19, archived)

nice spud gun, taters

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:13, archived)

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Craw Irking Throughout History. Also: Stop looking at this. It irks my craw.

lol squinty-text

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:19, archived)

ked

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DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:22, archived)

I love you Watl!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)

Yo.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

How are things you lovely little rapey bastard you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)

I quite like the idea of a hardened criminal on death row

strapped into the 'leccy chair saying quietly "this well irks my craw, by the way"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:35, archived)

I am tempted to go on a murder spree in America

just so that I can say that.

However, they will definitely be my last words when I die a natural death anyway!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

I've long been a believer that people in pointy hats are cunts

This just proves it

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:36, archived)

I dont have a pointy hat.

But I have been trying to find somewhere that stocks Barmah Leather Hats in the UK for some time now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)

Curiosity = piqued

www.bushgear.co.uk/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=16&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=64

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)

I like this tradeoff

I provide shitty pics and questions, receive useful info in return.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:51, archived)

love the hovertext :D

actually, no i didn't. it irked my craw.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

Then my work here is complete.

Goodnight.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

"Irking the craw, Irking the craw"

/JudasPriest

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:40, archived)

Haha

Someone get it done.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)

haha

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DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:44, archived)

in heaven everything is fine

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:04, archived)

hahaha!

hahaha plus lol squinty text!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 6:36, archived)

"u fucking jessop" lol

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)

'ningles all

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

Fuck she is sexy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

reminds me of

www.ncislafan.com/img/2x06/h3.JPG

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)

what the hell is that?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/61202b4c-ec13-400d-97f4-040c101928c7.jpg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Hunt

Her role as Henrietta "Hetty" Lang is the sole reason to watch a program such as NCIS:LA.

Ohhhhh, BUGGER.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

ah, Kindergarten cop

that's where I recognise her from

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

I was wondering where I recognised her from, and was thinking

she was the woman from Dr Evil's crew in Austin Powers, but then I realised. She is so hot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Phwoar!

What a stunner :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

FFS Gerry!

I was hoping for an early night tonight but now I am going to be wanking over that picture!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

Hunt is openly lesbian and, since 1987, has lived with her spouse, Karen Klein, in Los Angeles.[1][12][13] Hunt is an ambassador for the Best Friends Animal Society.[14]

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

So a Lesbian and into Bestiality?

Win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

she loves the donkey cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

hahahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

Hello Micto!

How are you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

Don't we all?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

Want her phone number?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)

If you have it, I would be greatly obliged!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)

ha! that's wonderful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

Ta very much :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

Wonderfully horrible

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

*titters*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

Woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

O_O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

This is proper arts and that

clickwoo

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

That? *looks*

Cheers!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

When Jiminy Crickets Go Bad.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha!

Why didn't I think of that?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

Because you are a long standing member of b3ta,

so you clearly have no conscience!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

Lovely :)

I'd risk the Very Dangerous ones, thanks.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

Release the dragons!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

Click for bigger (90 kb)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

awful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

shame I missed the board challenge type thing there

and the memory lane thread was even better. I think that was in my year off dead for tax purposes.

Lemony's beard challnge was ace too:

www.b3ta.com/board/5105928

lots of dead iamges I'm afraid.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:14, archived)

we need more nonsense

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

Oh yes

These last few months, b3ta has operated at about 19% of the desired nonsense levels.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

I blame it on me not being here.

Because without me, if you're all honest, you're nothing!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

shut it, Sush

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

Sorry Mr H :(

Are you down for the London Bash?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

Your returning did crank it up a notch

NOW KISS ME, YOU FOOL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

*tongues bumhole*

WHY DO I ALWAYS DO KISSING WRONG?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

IF THAT IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)

weirdly there is a corrolation

between the people that stop posting and the type of stuff that those people used to post not appearing on the board.

So the people who don't post are 100% correct in saying that its not like it was.

Sadly, all too often they fail to put 2 and 2 together and try and do something about it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

Are you trolling me Chirstopher?

You seem to be on a mission today you impertinent cad! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

here's some nonsense

I had a friend request from someone with my name on facebook.

Why do people do that?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

There is more than one mr. horrible out there?

That carrayzee, man

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

when I was still on facebook I had a friend request from some guy in malaysia, I think he thought I went to school with him

I'm not sure quite what particular confusion was ongoing

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

I concur

in fact, nonsense is all I ever do on here.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

Where is Lemony?

Reward of 50p for useful information. Had some useful tutorials etc.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

I think he and GMOS are doing real life THINGS and are still in touch with each other

I talk to GMOS occasionally, he's a lovely lovely man.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:25, archived)

hahahah just for the last frame!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

Oh dear

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

hahahahaha jesus

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

candles

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:20, archived)

: D

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d d, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Ha!

Last frame makes it :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

Oh that's magic :D

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

yep, I suppose I deserve that :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:17, archived)

Oh haha

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

SPANGAGEDDON

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10738452

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:20, archived)

Ouchies.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

Eat slugs!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

WYH

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)

gandolf troll face?

me gusta
(oh no I really said that)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)

This is so bad it deserves to win

And you deserve pain.

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boris the spider, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)

wow, I really didn`t expect ^ this ^

cheers folks :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:23, archived)

nobody expects...

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 4:13, archived)

It's the future!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

i'm a space pirate who needs a shave

click for bigger
more
even more

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

nice arm whisk

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

thanks i washed it especially for this event

way back in the past before i dressed up like an idiot

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

The future happens in the kitchen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

hahahah lovely eye patch!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

thanks it's the little filter thing from the sink

it was still wet when i put it on
i think i trashed my headphones by poking them through a hole and fixing them with snapped off bits of incense stick

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

Clean that filthy pan!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

this phrase should be used in all occasions

and not just in the kitchen

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)

Yarrrr!

dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/doctor-who_pirateplanet.jpg

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

that's me in an alternate timeline

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

A space pirate from the planet Culinaria

Hear they have nice BBQ's between space pillages.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

one time i got drunk at a space pirate bbq and teabagged my space pirate flatmate

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

lol, tell me again, human

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

And I am your miltary overlord! BEWARE!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:45, archived)

i wish i had tinfoil, i used it all up doing this to my flatmate's bed:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

You made those bed covers out of balloons?

Awesome! I didn't think anyone would buy them ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

It was a great multi-layered prank.

He was out of town with his band so I took the opportunity to mess with him a bit.
I got loads of balloons and put them on his bed so when he came home he said "ahaha that's not even a prank, that's just awesome".
He sat on his bed and felt the tinfoil, laughed again and took it off.
Later when he went to bed he went to go to sleep and realised his pillows were wrapped in tinfoil inside the pillowcases which was the real prank bit.
He got me back by individually wrapping all my teabags with the tinfoil from his bed.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

Awwww a nest of bawooooooons!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

that's better than the bad guys in the last 6 series of Doctor Who

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

You can't see below my waist.

In keeping with the last 6 series of Doctor Who, my bottom half is made out of week old cooked spaghetti and doormice.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

it actually is, what a pile of wank the silents were

they'd have been scarier if we didn't see them kill anyone and they just found bodies with no apparent cause of death

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

The future is BLURRY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

The future is me, wrapped in tin foil,

sweating my bollocks off, using a shitty camera phone and drunk.

So yeah, the future ain't so different to every day ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

A comforting thought

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

One day I am going to come to Holland for a week.

I will live with you and we will film the whole thing! We will then sell it to every single TV station in the world as it will be that fucking awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

please don't do this

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

Reminds me somewhat of Darkman, that Liam Neeson film.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

*googles*

Ah yes, I remember hearing about that a few years ago. I must watch it. But from the wiki entry, I think it may have suffered from being ahead of its time when it comes to dark comic adaptations. Much like Dick Tracy.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

It's not too bad to be honest.

I think in terms of being a dark comic adaptation, I think this film kicked that off, although I imagine it was WAY ahead of its time, being out in the early 90s and all.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

I AM A ALION!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

hahahaha, awesome!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Fairy lights! Yes!

I will be extremely disappointed if the future isn't all glowy :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

Hooray!

Very Buck Rogers, for some reason

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

Dressing gown of the future.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

You're not a lion..pfft

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Best!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

Mental

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

Superb!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

bay lens flare tastic.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

Demolition Man

Greetings and Salutations

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

The future is dangerous; we must prepare.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

Stop the competitions!

We have a winner!

The competition was to find the most miserable futurian right?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

EYESPERMS

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

ahahahaha

WINNAR

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

I like your enthusiasm.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

Awesome preparation

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

haha i really like this one

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

The goggles do nothing!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

hahaha best answer ever!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

"I'M SORRY CAPTAIN PICARD, YOUR ADVENTURE STOPS HERE"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

hahaha, your general demeanour makes it

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)

I call fix!

There is no way that this isn't photoshopped! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

backgrounds are allowed man!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

WHAT!!??

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

mediocre used fancy space sound effects

it's all good

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)

hahahahahah!!!!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)

Indeed!

It's even 21:46 over here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)

stylish

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

Quite

Could easily be a futuristic architect or something...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

Or the next Kraftwerk album cover.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

KRAUTBAUMGARTEN

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

hahaha

wat?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

The pet shop boys have let themselves go ;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

lol

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

*future fotoshops*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

DEVO!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

YES!!!!

Whip it!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

You look awesome, sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

i swear i saw this picture in the past...

HMMMMMM

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

HMMMMM

Could it be that YOU'RE from the FUTURE? Hmmm?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)

Twiki's cooler brother.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)

Looks like an extra from a low budget 1983 post apocalyptic movie

So I guess that's some kind of success!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

You are DEVO!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)

DEVO!!

(JumpDontJump, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:50, archived)

8 millennia of total tv cooking show domination, all humans must wear the baco-helmet, whisk-wrist and tong-hand.

Thanks to my finance for modeling.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

Brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

everyone went with the face foil

it MUST be what the future will be like

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)

Cowboys with face foil

must be a radiation thing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

Yea, foil is still the most futuristic thing we all own...

...that and WHISKS

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

tinfoil and whisks were sent back in time from the future, that's where they originally come from

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

I KNEW IT...

...really I did know this..

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

it's common knowledge

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

Cooking doesn't get more futuristic than this!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

buttery biscuit face

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

Hahah

Love that

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)

I will never view my kitchen safely again

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

Keep your eye on the grater >.<

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

that's braw

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)

You're welcome...

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)

Piggy eyes.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)

we have matching skulls!

except mine's green

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)

Fuck! You said the future.

Maybe it's all cowboys in the future.
Sure, that's it.

EDIT: I look retarded. I'm actually not.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

Now it's the future..

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

Haha, love your future jug

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

ooooo space kettle!!

bet you don't get those in argoose

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)

I need a SPACE KETTLE

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

I`ll have a space brew, thanks

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)

personally, i'm looking forward to future space jugs

_{seven of nine's in particular}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)

That fucker got skills.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

Which one are you?

Are you Clint Eastwood or the Skull?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)

You have very attractive legs.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

Like Fatima Whitbread yes?

You come home with me yes?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)

No, Fatima Whitbread's legs are 4 pixels too wide for my liking.

I'll come home with you though, as long as there's cider. And smarties.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

Pris!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)

I do hope that eye make up is sprayed on properly, like with car paint or something

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)

I used a blue eyeshadow (don't tell Smashy) but had to use lightroom to darken it I'm afraid

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:00, archived)

FIX!

Also, Tits or GTFO and watch Game of Thrones ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)

Game of Thrones wins

Tits some other day sweetheart

But you can see my tits in that dress - no padding I can assure you.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

Holy fuck!

"Using what you have around you, ..."

You live in an Amsterdam XXX theatre AIRMT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)

And I Rub My Thing?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

Thighs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)

It's an old dress

but you'd be amazing what i have around the house ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

He'd be amazing what you have around the house?

Your house has sentient objects that would stare at him in awe?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

:O Oh my!

I like the inclusion of futuristic artwork in background.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)

*monocle plops into martini glass*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)

That's fucking awesome

Woo

I haven't time to even get my head into gear on this

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

You could totally beat up a Japanese girl.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

^most important comment EVER

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:36, archived)

I have one in mind...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

~~ind~~
y closet, tied up

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)

squildo starting to grape...

...must resist...

i do hope that is your bus uniform, it would get more people back on public transport.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)

I could only but wish my uniform was this awesome- but it would get very hot in all that pvc :D

I would imagine the Star Trek dress would be far better for Busdriving.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

Make it so!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)

We'll fix the cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

And this was just lying around?

Pfft, all I found were a pair of 3D glasses, headphones and a scarf :(

All the good shit's up in Preston, like my gas mask, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

haha a gas mask would have been cool

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

I was actually considering not entering because I didn't have the gas mask with me.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

*seeing right arm tattoo*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

I must be Yakuza then o-O

It's a Tiger's Head and it's from the Punk group Vice Squad who's namesake Beki Bondage was the lead singer and also had a similar tattoo.
farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4865644509_820b46aef3.jpg
www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/vicesquad/beki2.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

Ohh Nice! Cool!! ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:18, archived)

this wins the sexeh prize :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

Cor phwoar!

I like shiny outfits :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:06, archived)

You have knees of a sexy man.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:59, archived)

thanks I er, stay sat down alot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)

Fucking hell, that's incredible

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:01, archived)

Nobody said how far into the future.

So I choose next falls recession range. Sorry for grainy pic but all we had is phone. Concept by Mrs. DBW :D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahah

fantastic skirt
and is "recession" carved in to your flesh?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

Painted

I walked up to ma lady with a box around my waist and told her about the compo. She said take you pants off but all she did was write on me and take a photo :D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

hahaha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)

HAHAHAHA! I say!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

Hahah

It's rather ironic that you're showing the most depressing version of the future, but you're the only one with a big cheesy grin on your face :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)

I don't know what this is supposed to be but I think it's rather good.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

SEXEH

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)

cheers all =D

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

Dear Mr. Milliband

i'm afraid you've still not managed to sway the voters.

Regards

Thor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)

hahahah

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)

I can't shake the feeling you've actually carved the word recession into your stomach.

That's some serious dedication.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

This just makes me think "prospective conservative parliamentary candidate"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

You are Lee Westwood. AICMFP!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

in the future I will mostly be pulling half nuked micro meals from my genital area

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)

as least no-ones went on about micrococks yet.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)

I'v got time for one comment, great thread everyone.......

But this picture wins the fucking internets for me today :-)
Hahahahahaha, this picture's fucking great ! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:59, archived)

chair$!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:09, archived)

hahah this is brilliant!

the boys are better at dress up :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)

Apologies for the (re)tardiness o___O

I've no idea either... some sort of 3D DJ ninja fucker.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

Wierd/cool guy from misfits!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:17, archived)

Which one? o_O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

Your hair does suggest J.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

I like that in the middle of everything

There's just an EEEEEEYYYYEEEE

Frankly I assumed you looked like this anyway...:P

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:19, archived)

ohh Its you?? O_O

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:24, archived)

Yes, I'm a ninja.

Well actually, that's historically inaccurate because ninjas never wore black and never wore 3D glasses.

In fact, I'm not even sure ninjas ever existed.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

RUN!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)

*disappears*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)

Ninja might haven't 3D glasses. But, I think COOL!! OvO

I can be a fan of you! XD
If you came to Japan, You get tremendous gain support from girls. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:47, archived)

Japanese girls go for idiots wearing biker gear and 3D glasses? o_O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)

That's what passes for sexy in Cirencester.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:27, archived)

~~in Cirencester~~ on Earth.

/inflatedegoblog

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)

this looks like..

a late 80's post apocalyptic film baddie.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

I imagine that's what was running through my mind when I slapped all this together.

That, and "Fucking hell, I need to get my hair cut soon."

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)

Dude, you were supposed to dress up for this mini comp

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)

I was?

Shit... well I feel stupid now.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

You're supposed to dress up.

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)

mind yon pish

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)

I slipped on mindpiss

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Shlvng, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)

Thats pretty ace, acutally

You look like a baddie from a cheap 1990s straight-to-video action sci-fi movie

And i mean that in a good way

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:07, archived)

I know exactly what you mean

Like some really lame Darth Vader rip-off, or a biker in a futuristic anime.
I'd have got the gas mask out, but it's in Preston right now. :(

But whatever I've done here, it's got Moggy interested o_O

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 1:16, archived)

Wow.

I went out to dinner and this happends.
I think this has relavance; i made a few of my mates do this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY&list=UUs-G5ZaL4HGFeFT-6RwqakQ&index=41&feature=plcp

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)

Docking now...

how do you guys do it in time?

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:20, archived)

O_O space chaps

dunno either; i gave up covering a lampshade with tinfoil ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)

I'm not sure what's going on there, but I think you've come unplugged

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:34, archived)

now this looks like a 1970's scifi dude being attacked by the silver foil monster in a low budget 1970's scifi horror

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

Low budget alright!

I think my old chap's been affected by the cold of deep space
or summat like that anyway!

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)

yes, looks like a loose dongle

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 23:38, archived)

No matter how hard I push it in...

...it just keeps falling out.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)

you have all the sexyness.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)

fucking hell yes yes yes \o/

cylons FTW :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)

old skool cylons ftw, you mean

none o yer new pish

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)

is there any other kind?!

had to goole the new things.. LOLS

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

Ha ha!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)

Woah!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)

Hooray!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)

\o/

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)

Excellent thread!

Kudos, b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)

^ ftw

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)

s3conded

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:05, archived)

Better late than never

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 0:19, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 2:12, archived)

Ha! Quality thread.

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