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This is a link post What'd you swear on?

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's about time they drained the swamp
of morons like him.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish this was a spoof
But it isn't. A member of the American legislature with no idea of the legality of the first thing he had to do in his three terms in office?
These cunts have the bomb FFS.

I'm just off to drown the kids - there's no future, we're fucked.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your kids?

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They have the bomb, yes.
But the chances of it being launched/dropped/detonated are pretty much slim to none. Even under complete fucking mongoloids like Trump.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the same as 'dropping the kids off at the pool?'

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrifying
Fuck me dead. What a moron.
This guy is only funny as long as he remains part of a fringe minority with little influence.
It's when folks like him start to overpower the voice of reason that I become quite scared.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can see his brain slowing to a complete stop
then rallying again in time to churn out the Merry Christmas bit.
Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post look at his gormless face, it's amazing

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'My Name is Earl' has got really weird.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's hard to understand the First Amendment if you can't count to 1.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Commons debate on second referendum and Brexit stuff
some quite entertaining reading
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs cockporn and takes a seat*

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm up for any deal to need approval by parliament but not a second referendum.
Complex enough the first time when it was a simple in / out question.

But a 3 way question on what will be a highly technical document?
Can't see that working.

Also if the eu knows any solution will have to pass another popular poll they have no incentive to give us a good deal and in fact will be motivated to give us a bad one that they know will be voted against.

We'll be up to our necks in negative reports by eu funded experts. Note the lack of quotes on experts.

Anyway I look forward to remainers that have been arguing "it was just a poll", "people can't be trusted to vote on this" etc to suddenly fancy a good poll.

Also 136,789 voted for a poll? That's nothing as a percentage of the populous. But worth a debate in parliament sure enough though.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to your arguments against the Good Friday Agreement
MOAR BOMBS
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know this is your latest line of attack on the issue but you fail to understand it's bollocks
Why don't you explain how this will break the GFA?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know this is your latest line of attack on the issue but you fail to understand brexit is bollocks
I like the way discussion these days can just be repeated back to the person who said it and just by altering usually a single word can become an argument diametrically opposed to their original meaning.

It's much easier than having to actually have a discussion based on facts n stuff.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, pretty much politics on here now.
I find this...and mostly in the form of "You can't seriously be saying..."
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to disuss this with benny yesterday and he declined to follow up comment.
b3ta.com/links/1470851

Which is why I didn't go into all again but invited him to expand on his position.

It's the same old crap here. Benny trolls up then skarpers, then Dinny jumps in at a tangent picking up on one part of the discussion and the whole boring thing starts again.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "they have no incentive to give us a good deal and in fact will be motivated to give us a bad one"
the EU's survival depends on them giving us a worse deal than current members, and those third parties who have negotiated access arrangements.

Edit: and before you mention net contributions, the politics of this outweighs the balance sheet
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also this 3 way poll is a beautiful way to split the Leave vote
assuming the Remain vote holds of course

(1) To revoke Article 50, thereby keeping Britain in the EU
(The Remain vote)

(2) To reject the UK-EU deal and leave the EU
(The die-hard UKIP and Lab leave vote)

(3) To accept the UK-EU deal and leave the EU
(The Tory Leave vote - potentially some Remainers depending on the "deal")
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for highlighting why the proposed 3 way question is not fit for purpose.
Which is why the public were asked this question.

Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?

Remain a member of the European Union []

Leave the European Union[]

The public gave their answer and now it's up to elected officials to make it work.
If they feel they cannot make it work then they need to stand down and make way for ones that can.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be genuinely interested to see any evidence of Remain switching to Leave
not just: "I want them to get the fuck on with it" but a decent poll into the erosion of Remain on the basis of persuasion to the arguments of Leave -
representing a change of mind - if there is such a poll.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which box do I tick for "build a big fucking wall around just England and then refuse to talk to anyone outside of it" pls

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's such utter bollocks, though.
Some things can't be made to work - at least, not in the way that the people clamouring for them want.

Simply insisting that someone else can do the impossible is... well, a touch dogmatic.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then the cunts shouldn't have stood for election promising that they can.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you have an electorate comprised predominantly of credulous morons,
then the only way to win an election is to promise the impossible, and claim you will have done it by yesterday.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
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Ah so you're pro-democracy when your side won by a tiny margin but not when it might reverse or undermine your damaging victory? *writes notes*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know you're trolling but lets play.
How am I not pro-democracy?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, I'm trolling
however there is a lot of "Accept the democratic decision that was made by the referendum!" and the same side utterly shutting down any discussion on further referendums.

We know that the confirmed eurosceptics would never stop campaigning regardless of the referendum result but they expect the other side to simply swallow the result, which just isn't ever going to happen.

The nice thing about a democracy is the ability to reverse a bad vote in the next election - The Brexit vote was not this at all, it was the equivalent of "here's the only vote you'll ever get in your life and then the government is fixed and static forever more - Fuck you". Ironically though, the margin from Brexit would have resulted in a hung parliament and sensible compromises would have had to have been made.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post We had that, the Lib Dems made the second referendum a manifesto pledge and put it to the people.
Didn't get them many votes.

I'm sure we'll have another election before all this is over so the people will once again have a choice on electing representatives that are offering another referendum.
Or one that is going to accept the result of the poll parliament overwhelmingly voted to give to the people and get on with things.

In the meantime I expect them to get on with the job they were tasked with.

BTW you know how in the past when a poll hasn't gone the eu's way (Ireland, Greece etc) they've asked them to vote again? Notice the complete lack of eu demanding a second vote here? Maybe they don't want us in their club spoiling the march towards the great US of E with vetos. Just a thought.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come, come now.
In the election we had a load of people protesting the Conservative government and going across to Labour to try and damage them - Which is exactly what happened.

The fact the Lib Dems made that stand is admirable, but without them being one of Lab/Con, they were never going to win - The fact however that they won 50% (!) more seats than in 2015 does show that there was a big swing towards them with that policy and maintaining their integrity (remember both Labour and Cons were pro-europe until the referendum, then they just flipped the fucking hypocrites). That was with an utterly awful slightly bonkers fundamentalist christian in charge.

The EU has continually said that we can change our minds and that they'd like us to do so, however I agree that that goodwill has eroded due to us sending uttter fuckwits like Johnson and Davis to represent/humiliate us as a nation.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now, you come now....
Are you really holding the lib dems as an example of a massive swing?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2017/results

Gained only 4 more seats to make a massive 12 and received a lower share of the vote than their 2015 wipe out where they lost 49 seats.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
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That's a 50% swing. Given how little goodwill they had after the coalition that's significant.

You're also not actually claiming that a general election was a second referendum because that's a little bit silly.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That there's some class A turd polishing.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'the job they were tasked with.' ie making everyone in the UK demonstrably poorer.
Yes get on with it lads, the people have spoken
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
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Yeah but the lizard illuminati, United states of Europe and faceless eurocrats man!


(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cute, so you deny the end goal for the eu project is closer and closer political union leading up to a United States of Europe?
You're either blind or support the idea but attempt to deny that from the people because you know they wont go for it.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
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Tinfoil hat man repeats completely unfounded conspiracy bollocks.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post What part of ever closer union do you fail to understand?
researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-7230

And in recent years

2005 Guy Verhofstadt MEP writes the book Verenigde Staten van Europa "United States of Europe" and is awarded the first European Book Prize.

2012 Viviane Reding Vice-President of the European Commission
Why we need a United States of Europe now

2014 Matteo Renzi Italian Prime Minister
said that Italy will push for a "United States of Europe" during its six-month EU presidency

2017 Martin Schulz Social Democratic Party leader and Queenmaker in the current German political crisis.
called for the creation of a “United States of Europe” by 2025

I could go on, all the way back to Winston bloody Churchill.
But you cannot deny the trend. Show us when the eu has given up powers that it has taken. When it has reversed the trend. You cant.

Why do you wilfully cover up this obvious political goal with the tired "swivel-eyed loons" bollocks that was coined by mate of Cameron Lord Feldman?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:44, , Reply)
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Let's break down your straw man again - A few choice quotes from enthusiastic pro-europeans doesn't equal manifest destiny any more than BoJo promising 350m back to the NHS.

Yes, lots of nations in Europe are enthusiastically for greater and tighter integration because it will directly benefit the european nations from a number of perspectives including financially and militarily.

Finally, what terrifies you so about a United States of Europe (that doesn't exist) that you would cut off your own nose to spite your face?? What are you scared of?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the forrins again

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
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I really am still trying to understand the motivation that made people vote Leave.

My colleague (who is diagnosed autistic) voted Brexit because he wanted the economy to suffer so house prices would fall and he'd be more able to buy his son's houses in future with his savings (he admitted he hadn't thought through wanting his sons to get jobs in a thriving economy and 28 possible nations). At least there's a thought process going on there.

I understand the rich people who want out of the EU before their tax havens are clamped down upon.

I even understand the racists, apart from the morons who say "I see too many brown faces" who quite clearly don't know what and where Europe is.

I don't understand the argument "Bbbut eeeeeuurope" whilst pointing across the channel shivering in fear - What is that fear predicated on!?

Anyway, middle-class metropolitan (both positive labels over 'Unemployed Provincial' for example) circle jerk over.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what... I can't keep fucking debating the eu with you anymore.
It's so incredibly dull I actually hate myself for taking part in it for the billionth time. It's the same fucking arguments over and over again.

Christ knows what it's like for other members that don't give a shit about the whole deal. Must be bored as fuck.

So I'm bailing on this until there's actually some sort of proper development to discuss. Just going to let you and benny circle jerk in your little middle class metropolitan bubble and get on with something more productive.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't articulate your fear because it's irrational
Simple.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:37, , Reply)
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There are just as many who oppose this concept as are for it, you cherry picking some examples does not make it an inevitability. The EU haven't "taken" anything, democratically elected UK MPs signed us up to it all. Swivel-eyed loons because where some see imperfect peace, prosperity and cooperation they see conspiracy and dystopia.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my god, are you going for a record.
Slippery-slope, personal-incredulity, loaded question and straw man.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
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A host gets 10 people to vote in 2015 for what they wanted to drink at a New Year party, 6/10 opting for fizzy English dog piss over flat Prosecco. 2017, turns out the piss has gone flat and costs way more than everyone thought. 2019, an almost entirely different set of 10 people are sitting around at a New Year party wondering why they are drinking flat dog piss costing £39bn.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a link post YouTube Rewind 2017. Who are these people?
Who are ANY of these people?

I'm on YouTube most days. I didnae ken a single cunt.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably people who start every video by screaming HEY WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS like all the young people do nowadays

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only sound that gets me moving faster than the theme tune from The Archers.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
And "our royal correspondent"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that bloody man...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He really is awful.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god yes :(((
www.b3ta.com/talk/8121815
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about "and now thought for the day "?

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube would benefit tremendously by offering a filter for commentary or no commentary
If I'm trying to watch something instructional or a video game longplay, I won't make it past the 5 second mark once someone starts a) shrieking about themselves or b) making me very aware of their terminal COPD via a cheap microphone
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. This is funny, but a health warning it is Cracked
The Terrible Trend Emerging On YouTube
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post This too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ieq99w-VQ40
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A classic

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post for those who don't know

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is Ed Sheeran dying his hair now?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recognised a couple of the meme things like the spice sprinkling guy and that flying song
but the people! WHO ARE THE PEOPLE. They were probably born this century! I bet they cant spell "they're"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should have put
an angry middle aged vlogger like Paul Joseph Watson in the middle for a laugh.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget to
drop a like and hit the subscribe button etc etc
(, Thu 14 Dec 2017, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Jones wins Alabama
Gone 4am but worth waiting up for
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 4:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The margin of victory is so small that it's tough to feel particularly good about it
I wonder how 'The Town Mouse and the Country Mouse' would play out in modern America. White rural christian taliban vs Brown people and liberals. I'm sure guns would be involved.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 4:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guns don’t leave chavs hanging.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't it normally a fiercely republican seat?
So a democrat victory is actually a huge swing.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 7:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
The last election I can find stats for, the Republican candidate won with 97.3% of the vote. Democrats didn't even field a candidate.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a good point
But still just under 50% of Alabama are the fucking dregs.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:26, , Reply)
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It's hope. A start. Watching the right on twitter etc crow because their man had a 5 point lead for most of the night was funny. They didn't understand that the reporting was coming on from small rural counts while the massive Jones areas like Madison etc had yet to complete. That website pretty much had it in Jones favour from the first half hour. At the moment the actual count turned against Moore just at the end, the claims of voter fraud and dead people voting began ( e.g. twitter.com/Todd_W_Haines/status/940784803678265344 ) Previously there was snowflake taunting etc....like claiming victory in the uk on a massively narrowed margin in Esher and Walton before all the inner cities had started the count.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just under 50% of everywhere are the fucking dregs

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post the other one did seem like one of the world's worst cunts

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 68% of white voters voted for the molester
Including 80% of those who describe themselves as born again christians

www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2017/politics/alabama-exit-polls/?utm_term=.c4eda8a939e1
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparantly Roy Moore rode in on a horse to cast his vote.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's enough internet for today, we're not gonna get better than this ^
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hahaha, fucking awesome
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a link post The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Gallery of 2017 Finalists
Winners to be announced on Thursday.

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This is a normal post Lovely Stuff

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Fun times down at the O'Kweefs NSFW

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 3:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Russian hooker.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post whoever had her last...
you must have made her angry, or at least very irritated
(, Fri 15 Dec 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post How many songs do you know that are sung in Pig Latin (from 2:40)?
For some reason, I'm watching Busby Berkeley clips on YT post-pub tonight...another favourite (trigger warning: catsss!).
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might find some here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrcalIANX8
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 3:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Brian Harvey tribute act dies
No potatoes were harmed.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post was he trying to sick up some baked spuds? cos if he wasnt then phtt amature

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep...this situation definitely needed more baked potato

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only he could stay another day.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he run himself over?
EDIT: must click link before trying to be funny...
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
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I wonder why they give old people bus passes?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Lifting beams with a 1200t crane on a bridge in Wales I made this!
Some UAV stuff I did on my biggest bridge on the current project.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this
Can you come down an film what they're doing on the A465 from the air please, I'm nosy but can't get a good view. TIA :D
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you're taking requests
I'd like to know why it sounds like my upstairs neighbours are doing heavy earthworks at 4am.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like big abutments and I cannot lie

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 6:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting subject,
runined by pretentious presentation.

I hope you appreciate honest feedback.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course.

How would you prefer to see it presented?

There are limitations with proximity and stuff to be aware of, and this isn't my job.

Making sure the bridge is the right size and in the right place is my job.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe mournful piano and black and white is an odd choice

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most drone vids
I see have some awful 'wooshy' allegedly 'uplifting' type tunes attached to them.

That's not my style. I like the mournful piano.

And it isn't in B&W. I thought about adding some colour grading to boost the colours, but it looked too fake. That's an accurate representation of what it was like here on Friday.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I found the presentation
to be quite hypnotic, although a construction project is an exciting and happy thing, and I might have chosen a presentation along those lines. Very cool never-the-less.

What kit are you using? What stabilisation software? Why isn't this your job?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post We've all been here far too long to be excited and happy... :-D

Cheers.

It was done with a Mavic Pro and edited with Powerdirector.

I'm currently portfolio building with the aim of making this my job. I'm getting tired of civil engineering.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a link post The Ventures - Wipeout live in Japan 1966
*insert drum onomatopoeia here*
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be "dondon".

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post "dumbdumbdumbdumb"
Am I doing it right?
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post On guittars: derrang derrang derranarangarang

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe "gwaaant gwaaant gwaaaant"

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post On Glockenspiel : plink plink plinkety plonk

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta have a bit of bass
Bdum dumdum dum dum
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This is a normal post

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody great bit of drumming.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Great, now even porn can't be trusted. NSFW
I little *ahem* internet research shows the viddies were released a month ago and are a little hit and miss but if this can be refined can see how this could be used to blackmail famous people.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post "the result might be terrifying"
It might be, but TL:DR contains no pr0wn
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post only the nearly terminaly blind would fail to see this is a fake
also Trump would be coverd by that generalisation, Fake porn is alive and well and currently confined to my basement and doing better than i expected it to do.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nightmare scenario
Trump shagging himself.

Then complimenting himself on the best shag ever.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless you're Trump.

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brain Flip

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE NUDES

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great, now i'm picturing trump fucking himself with a heavy cold....

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH SHIT WHAT IF HE GETS PREGNANT

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tiffany 2

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mc Fapp.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who?
First question, "Gal Gadot-Varsano is an Israeli actress and model. She is famous for portraying Wonder Woman in the DC Extended Universe".

OK.

2nd q, where? Found a short clip, NSFW, https://www.xvideos.com/video29697287/gal_gadot_sex_fake_nude_part4?pl=17199241&pltype=related&plname=nuevas_fotos_de_scarllet_johansson_desnuda_no_se_han_visto_me

OK.

Gake as fuck.

Trust nothing.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Mums, wot r they liek

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This is a normal post Aided by
The 'cigarette' in the last frame.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all know what ur mumz liek!

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This is a normal post Saggy, and full of gleet?

(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christmas Gleetings!

(, Wed 13 Dec 2017, 2:34, , Reply)
This is a link post It's that time of year again...!

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This is a normal post The first computer generated mega celebrity.

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Damn, I thought I'd deleted all my personal video projects
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This is a normal post Every year I feel more and more guilty laughing about it because half the people I knew at high school were a bit like this and it's obvious that he's tried to bury this video
Not guilty enough to stop posting it, obviously.
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This is a normal post I suspect
that this is him.
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This is a normal post its ok hes an iOS developer in London
We can freely take the piss forever
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This is a normal post That top video looks like the most useless app I've ever witnessed
Who looks at their phone walking down the street like that and who can't follow basic instructions on a map? Fuck you can even get Google / Siri to direct you if you need it.
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This is a normal post At the end of the video the route suddenly changes to the other side of the road
Guessing that would cause hundreds of deaths if rolled out commercially
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This is a normal post Ahhh, nature!

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Ah, we've all dreamed of having a number one at christmas haven't we?
So far all I've achieved is a massive number two on boxing day.
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This is a normal post I can't seem to find his rendition of Hamburger & Hotdogs...

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This is a normal post He looks scottish

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This is a link post Facebook News
I'm not sure this has been posted before, even though it's creator is a B3tan (possible a lapsed regular). Felt it needed a wider audience, if only for the cookie message that popped up and made me officelol.
Basically, a lovely collection of posts on FB by proper mongjobs.
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This is a normal post Years ago, I started a tumblr collating idiot Facebook posts.
Gave up within a fortnight as it was depressing me.
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This is a normal post Maybe get it back up and running.
With any luck you'll have topped yourself by 12nt night.
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This is a normal post I don't think suicide's a suitable subject for humour,
much less to wish it on someone on the internet. For shame.
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This is a normal post Perhaps owing to the kind of place where I work,
there're no restrictions on what websites we can access.

Except this one.
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This is a normal post Expectedly depressing
But you feel compelled to keep reading and self harming.

In other news: www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/dec/11/facebook-former-executive-ripping-society-apart
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This is a normal post Yes, I saw that.
I've long believed that Facebook should shoulder a fair portion of the blame for the decline in pub attendance. Who needs to meet up with their mates when they know all their ins and outs from teh Facebookz?
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This is a normal post What about getting shit faced though?
and how are you fine sir?
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This is a normal post That's all still good.
I'm very well, my dear Spazzy. I hope the festive season finds you well!
Alt: fuck off you baldy paedo cunt
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This is a normal post Well I set myself up nicely for that
:(
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This is a link post Animal Sentience again.
On the face of it looks like an example of what can be made better outside of the eu.
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This is a normal post I don't see what the EU has to do with it.
Parliament can, and does, set more demanding standards than required by the EU.
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This is a normal post Maybe, so long as it didn't interfere with the 4 freedoms.
This could pave the way to a ban on live exports which is not possible under eu law.

But my admittedly clumsy point was that rather than blindly incorporate eu law we can give it a bit of a polish.
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This is a normal post except we cant because divergence would mean the Good Friday Agreement would collapse
So we'll just have to suck up all the EU regs but now we'll have no say at all in crafting them

Takin' back control
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This is a normal post All of them really? Hows that then?
[edit] Oh you mean that bit of bollocks may had to come up with as a face saver to the eu? Who realised using N.I as a bargaining chip is a bloody silly thing to do and we can only work out the final solution of the border when we know what the trading situation is.

It's not legally binding and only applies if the UK and Ireland can't agree a deal on how to handle the border.

I know you and yours have suddenly clutched onto this little nugget as a hope we're all going to stay BFF with the eu. But it's not going to happen.

It's all going to be ok so long as nobody panics and decides to make it legally binding and hold up trade talks until it is.
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This is a normal post Actually, they can't.
Any EU member that wants to enact legislature that might impede inter-EU trade must first get permission from the EU to do so.
If, for example, Britain would want to ban the sale of certain pesticides that are legal to use elsewhere in the EU, any EU member that manufactures it could veto it.
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This is a normal post What do pesticides have to do with how nicely you treat animals?

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This is a normal post Ask a bee.

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This is a normal post I like this.

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This is a normal post Theoretically yes.
If we can get past the hypocrisy 'I love animals and like cheap meat' etc.
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"We are a nation of animal l-ooh, look, that chicken is only £2.99!!"
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This is a normal post Bit different if they had to kill it themselves.

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Depends, would it be even cheaper? *readies cleaver*
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This is a normal post You have to catch the little buggers first.

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This is a normal post They dont call him Teh Daggenham chicken chocker for nothing,you know

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This is a normal post Ah the ol you wouldn't eat meat if you had to kill the animal itself.
We managed it perfectly happily in the past.

I give it 2 weeks before meat eaters give up on a veggie diet and google "how to wring a chickens neck".

Beef is different, those buggers are strong.
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This is a normal post Ah, that's ok because people in the past did it.
An amusingly bankrupt argument, often used by religious extremists.
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This is a normal post I've offed, prepared and eaten a few bunnies and chickens.
It's not that bad.

Worst bit is having to push the poos out of their arse from the inside out as you gut them.
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This is a normal post As a rural cat owner
I've seen a lifetimes worth of slowly dying rodents.
The tiny bunnies scream the place down.

I suppose it comes down to individual capacity for empathy v societal pressures.
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This is a normal post As a rural cat owner myself I am lucky one cat is too lazy to hunt and the other eats his kill and doesn't toy with it.
If your cat was to bring an animal in obviously in pain but past saving what would you do?
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This is a normal post Usually I don't have to kill them.
An axe or hammer can be required on occasion.
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This is a normal post I'm not sure it does come down to empathy.
Killing an animal for food doesn't make you some kind of emotionally stunted psychopath. I think some humans are trying to moralise themselves to the point they convinced themselves they are no longer part of the animal kingdom.
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This is a normal post Many peoples who actually hunt for food respected the natural world.
Conversely, modern humans have indeed seen themselves as above the other animals, allowing greater and greater industrialisation of farming.
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This is a normal post I'm reading "A History of Ancient Britain" by Neil Oliver at the moment. It's well worth a read.
The bit where humans transition from the Mesolithic to the neolithic in Europe is fascinating. Some archaeologists think that farming spread east from persia very slowly across the world and headed west, as populations grew hunting become unsustainable and populations had to farm to support the number of mouths to feed and there was a lot of competition over land from the traditional hunters' territories getting pushed back by the bloomin forrins coming over from the continent with their new fangled ways.

The surprising bit is though that diets and health actually worsened in the short term because the farmed diet was a lot less varied.

I think we're seeing the inevitable consequence of population growth that the carbon footprint associated with modern meat farming isn't sustainable.

Eventually we'll conclude too late that there are just too many people on the planet.
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This is a normal post Many people have concluded that already ages ago.
I mean, it's simply obvious. Sure it can be shown with complicated science and mathematical projections, but really you just have to meet a few ordinary people and it should occur to you.
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This is a normal post THis is the sad history of the middle east
conflict between nomadic herdsmen and settled farmers. It really does go back that far.
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This is a normal post Intelligence takes little part in reproduction.
The rest I blame on 'marketing'.
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This is a normal post It's a very western viewpoint that the slaughter of animals for food is something to be squeamish about.
The rest of the world just accepts it as part of life if you're going to eat meat.
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This is a normal post Many millions of Hindu and Buddhist people might disagree.
Mass consumption of large quantities of meat is largely a recent western phenomena.

Consumption of meat by people who have few options isn't really the problem.
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This is a normal post Many billions of Chinese people would.
Also since you brought religion into it...

The rest of the world just accepts it as part of life if you're going to eat meat.

Your original point was that people wouldn't eat meat if they had to participate in the slaughter.
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This is a normal post Comparing populations isn't much use really.
See also FGM, child brides, witchcraft, Trump, ethnic cleansing etc.

People HERE would eat less meat.

Anyway, this is way too serious for B3ta.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I'd rather an "expert" kill it for me
Would be more humane than me trying to mash a chickens head in with a brick.
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This is a normal post Mmmmm
Chicken mash
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This is a normal post Isn't that what 'nuggets' are?

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This is a normal post This is just a slippery slope to passing into legislation that animals can give consent so Cameron can fuck more pigs.

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This is a link post Boris Savile on Trump
He's made for television!
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This is a normal post I like the way he turned in the middle and thought about things

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This is a normal post o_o
I wasn't expecting what occurred.
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This is a normal post He's made for television
Preferably one that's switched off
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This is a normal post He's certainly more entertaining than Serafinowicz.
But then again, who isn't?
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This is a link post Look in the desk drawer, Cheggers! Look in the desk drawer!

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This is a normal post What the flip? That was embarasssing.

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This is a normal post I'm commenting only to find out what Christmas icon I've got....

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This is a normal post Congratulations on your butt plug icon!

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This is a normal post It's like they know me too well
*Turns off webcam*
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This is a normal post Who says it was a webcam that was used? by the way the ivy round your bedroom window is coming away from the wall, might want to get that checked before someone hurts them self.

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This is a normal post *Closes curtains*

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This is a normal post spoil sport!

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This is a normal post You can choose which one to use in your profile.

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This is a normal post
Looks like he chose the butt plug
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This is a normal post Won't be the first time etc...

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This is a normal post Everyone needs a hobby

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This is a normal post To be fair, those wings are pretty uncomfortable.

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This is a normal post Amateur

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This is a normal post Can't opt out though

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This is a normal post
^this^
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Xmas enforced 'fun'
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This is a normal post *Gets baubles out*

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This is a link post Watch how this dojo takes out a terrorist. I made this!

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This is a normal post Well that'll indeed work.
Personally I think more respect should be shown to the martial arts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUgegwkX9I (NSFW and old as the hills)
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Bas Rutten FTW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosX7L25HV8&t=213s

"I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye."
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But ahhh...an eye for two eyes will leave...a significant proportion of the population blind or partially sighted.
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It'll be a lot easier to fight them then
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This is a normal post In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man's a smug git.

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Haha brilliant
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