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# yup i hopped on a bandwagon...
meet NO EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:20, archived)
# *stands up, looks at circle of people*
hi, my name's new_matt, i'm a b3taholic. when i was young i had a teddy bear. he was called teddy no nose. i can't remember why.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# well, so am i....
but i gave my teddy the original name of 'Teddy'
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# .
wifep0t has a teddy named "Teddy, duh!"
Perfect for when people ask his name.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# bun bun.
He's a bunny you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# you're called matt too?
i'm surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# well yes,
cos i worship you new matt...
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# you'll have to join the queue ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# look at the photo
in her profile ... I think you'll let her jump the queue !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# *points up*
there you go ms T, you wanted comments!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I promise
that photo is of me :) i was 18 there
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# and now you are
.....
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:33, archived)
# 22 this
august.
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)
# well, you look
fab in that picture, and I'm sure you still look fab now.

It's strange how the b3ta girlies all look so good.
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)
# well, darkedge
can tell you how I look now, I see him on a regular basis...
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# want

desire

NEED
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:40, archived)
# are we swapping
Transformers stickers again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:41, archived)
# you have
transformers stickers?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# in the loft
.....somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:44, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# That was the only Panini album
I ever finished

if Transformers were Panini, I don't actually remember
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# that was the only panini album i ever STARTED
wasn't rich enough to get many cards though. i liked the shiny ones
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:49, archived)
# 47
and married with 4 kids
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Who cares!!???!!!
Looking like that!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# huh?
what?
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Who cares how old you are
looking like that! DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# thank
you m'dear.
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:45, archived)
# you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:48, archived)
# a simple
comment about a teddy bear and suddenly your driving all the men crazy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Suddenly
next week's bash grows even more popular...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i've created a monster!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Wow!
I mean...
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:39, archived)
# can i queue jump? :)
(only kidding)
(Teaseress, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# there's plenty to go round ladies!
no pushing!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)
# not what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)
# don't make me flash my cock again
dutchbird's still twitching from last time
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:36, archived)
# she has problems focusing on small objects I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:37, archived)
# har de har har har
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# don't mock
the myopic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:46, archived)
# : )
Matt! Was the Sharkey you met a techno DJ/MC?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:01, archived)
# no, it was jiva's puppet!
*euphamism alert*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 13:28, archived)
# yes
and I have a toy pig called pig, a toy shark called sharky and a horse hot waterbottle called elvis.

go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Fantastic choice of name
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:28, archived)
# i've met sharkey
he is a terrifying chap
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# you and your wacky
names.
Where will it all end?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I didn't give any of my toys names
they didn't seem to mind
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:47, archived)
# You
should've heard what they called you then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:49, archived)
# God.
I know that for a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Not
behind your back they didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I'm ominpresent
they can't get behind my back
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:55, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:57, archived)
# how
did he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:24, archived)
# um...
sorry...

(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hehe
i remember that, wur loikes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I had a toy rabbit
called bunny, but I lost it in debenhams
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i bet it scarred you for life didn't it? (unless this was last week)
i had (and indeed still do somewhere) a knitted woollen rabbit called hartley. he was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I have a Roland Rat called Roland
and he is still ace.
**FACT**
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# No way
I've still got one of those... the big rubber ones you can chew on without hurting them?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:30, archived)
# It's not rubber
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:31, archived)
# i'm surprised they'd let you have anything sharp
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:42, archived)
# It has eyes...
but then again, they're not real, so maybe they don't count?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:25, archived)
# aha!
But no hands has hands, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:26, archived)
# exactly
my point :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Aaaargh!
These memes work on so many levels...
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:29, archived)
# It's not even a meme
get with the program ci fach!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 12:34, archived)