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# Hey guys, let's draw penises.


EDIT: Right guys. She was a b3tan. She was a great b3tan. She was fun, and from what I hear from people who met her, she was amazing to get along with. If she was a pure b3tan, she would have the b3tan sense of humour.

Now, everybody, draw some fucking penises. In the memory of our fallen comrade.
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# No black cock ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# No, wrong. See below and delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# it might not be in the best of tastes
but this is B3ta and and she was one of us.

The sickness has to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# You make a good point, but I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# it would never be a good time to move the thread below down
but it would be done by someone wither it be social commentary, a demented cat or a cdc.

It will not deter thoughts of those who knew her and the thoughts of those who knew of her and nor will it make those thoughts any less.

I think this weeks mailout should go out in Jessies memory.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# ^this^
also, it's my b3ta day! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Yes - to an extent
But sickness isn't an end in itself. This is a puerile digital arts community. The community bit is the important bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# true, its this places community which has made me come here daily for over 8 years now
but I would not want it to stop simply because something had happened to me.

Does not diminish her memory of her on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Much that I don't wish to offend anyone, seeing as though I never met this person.
but I'd let the threads go on, there's a possibility this might entire event will become a meme of sorts. Don't know whether that will be a fitting tribute or not.

But moreover I think this is why the guardian chose not to include the word "cohesive" in its definition of the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:44, archived)
# ^^This^^
Not today dude
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Huh? It's been a couple of hours.
Not that I know her or anything, but I don't think she'd want the site to grind to a stop permanently.

Although I'm hoping that if she gets mentioned in the newsletter, Friz would do something similar to finally get in himself.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I'm sure she'd want everyone to call each other hateful names just because someone posted a magenta cock too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# For fuck's sake, if this girl (and I didn't know her at all) loved this place so much
badly-drawn phalluses in garish colours would be exactly what she wants, despite the mawkish demands of you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I would tend to agree.
We've always treated tragedy with irreverence around these parts.

If you now refuse to do so because it's "one of us", then you're devaluing the tragedy of all them other people.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I was just about to post exactly this.
It's ok to mock 3000 people dying, but one b3tan dies and the world stops? Get real.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:08, archived)
# this seems fair comment
I've just got back in & had to overtake a funeral procession on the road as did hundreds of other cars....respects to the departed & all that,but if the person isn't known personally then there is (by default)a certain amount of detachment from the event.My mum passed away a short time back...so I'm well aware of the pain that can be felt.....that said...those who wish to grieve should close b3ta for the day/week whatever....because life is destined to carry on and it's only looking for trouble trying to get others to "slow down" and feel "your" personal grief..........that said.......... rip Jessie(Nina)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# in much the same way as a previous occasion
people have friends and family who are members of this site, it's not a "one of us" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# well said, fella
unfortunately images and comments leading to petty squabbles and personal snipes at a time like this over assumed 'netiquette' does nothing to help b3ta as a community at all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# this indeed
I can't even think of what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You'll be sure to let us know when people can post again, yes?
Wouldn't want to step on anybodies toes. It's daft bringing b3ta to a standstill - Jessie has some lovely tributes, and will continue to get more.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# The common sense is beginning to poke through! Careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:09, archived)
# B3ta and common sense
the world has truly gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# if you want a tribute to the girl
how come you dark holier-than-thou cunts haven't even managed to get JPG's announcement on your Popular Page? Then it'd be on the top for all fresh visitors to see, and you can shove your Princess-Diana-outpourings up your arse, I hope none of us are arrogant enough to expect the board to shut down for more than a few minutes in the event of our demise, timely or otherwise.

Get off your horse, and get back to putting tits on animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# sad thing is to get it put on the popular page, you have to click `i like this`
I do not like this but if it is the only way to get it there, i`ll click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# and yet silly swear words got there first
grieve, please, let it all out, but don't silence everyone else while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:19, archived)
# That's a bit harsh.
I agree with the sentiment of the original post that B3ta's not really the place to be mawkish, though it's hardly "Princess-Diana-outpourings" when people post here who did actually know her.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# ... which isn't to say that
there probably aren't a few people joining in who do fit your description.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I'm sure everyone who posted in that thread was touched by the news in some way
but I'd like the general British plegmatism to get a grip on the "there must be silence!" crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:26, archived)
# She was a lovely friend of mine and to be honest, would feel no joy clicking "I Like This!" on a post telling me she has been killed.
edit: Most of the "fuck off and cheer up, it's only an internet forum" posters have a high /talk post count. It's strange how the /talk ghouls seem to have smelt a corpse and come over for On-Internet Reactions LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:54, archived)
# This isnt the time for cock.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Surely a fitting tribute to any b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Yes, a tribute further down the line.
Let people grieve first.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# if people don't want to be offended
then maybe b3ta isn't the best place for them right now.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Ok. When can we post again?
We need a time and date if you're going to be like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Surely no better tribute for a b3tan?
And isn't this how we confront and deal with such darkness around these parts?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Yes, but the Daily Mail reaction is taking over instead.
B3tans have died before - popular ones - and things carried on. Sure it's sad, but /board goes on. Someone had to break the ice and it may as well be a cock posting a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Thank you.
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Oh fuck off Friz
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:03, archived)
# here's a drawing of a cock

stolen from the doveston
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Pffft. I still love that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# There was no need to post his actual face - that's just offensive and never appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:13, archived)
# get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:04, archived)
# 'pure' b3tan.
:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# EVERYONE LOOK AT FRIZ
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I was rather hoping everyone would just draw some penises and then post them
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Instead, they're letting their obsession with you come out and mar the occassion with hateful comments :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I haven't got any stamps.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I agree with the sentiment of your post
but honestly I don't think people really have the heart for this right now.
This sort of shenanigans should be saved for another day when people are ready to celebrate her life.
A day or two at least of grieving her death is still needed though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# No threads for two days
Gotcha
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Not what I'm saying at all
First post after the announcement was always going to draw a mixed reaction. I'm not bollocking you or passing judgement, just commenting that people aren't ready for posts in her memory just yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# b3ta stops for no one
there have been those who sadly have gone before,gone and will go in the future.
but one of this places grestest strenghts is finding power through adversity and nothing is better than that than humour.

and there is no better place for that than here and stopping that would do more harm than good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
b3ta has helped me through many a shitty life situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# it's not often i agree with you friz, so i won't bother this time
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I was with him up to the point when he backpeddled and add in the edit.
Fallen Comrade? "She was a b3ta, a great b3tan" ? I think his bike has more than one reverse gear on this one.

Two hours in the middle of the day is the longest I've seen this place stand still, that alone should be enough testiment to how people feel. Someone had to post at some point, it's inevitable, might as well have been him posting a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:30, archived)
# it's only a forum on the internet, a comedy forum at that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Maybe a "Raccoon" image would have been better?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Maybe people could post their favourite of her images.
That'd be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Whoa.
That's pretty low by b3ta standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Actually, I thought b3ta was all about magenta cocks.
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I think it's the lack of spunk
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Shows how wrong you can be then, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I'm not going to be drawing a cock...
In the end I thought it best that I draw a picture of a lovely old man with a magical handbag watering some lovely flowers that couldn't possibly upset anyone.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:27, archived)
# I'm feeling quite sad
but this has made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I read the intro and saw only half the image
then I scrolled down and did a proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:22, archived)
# well, it certainly doesn't deserve any "fuck off's"
no harm was meant by it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:34, archived)
# this
anyone taking offence now is hanging round looking for trouble...................they should have closed down ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Or only just found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Well Mr Peter Davison
I think you've done the right thing... I'm sure tributes will appear on the board for a good few days to come.. but this has started the ball(no pun intended
) rolling gently..
It's clears to see how many Lovely B3tans care!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 17 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I wanted to do this
but I thought it was too soon. So I went out and come back to find someone has had the same idea.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I hope your kid dies of something painful you useless fucking cunt
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# *sigh*
(__, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# it'll grow up wishing it had been aborted anyway
(Nobby Bob Nob is Gilgamesh trolling you from beyond the grave, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:42, archived)