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# Too bad kurt killed himsel loved his music!
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(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Your subject line appears to be eating itself
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I saw you delete and repost that!
As I was saying - overrated IMHO.

Nicely animated though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I liked this one
192.20.225.36/tts/speech/0223dee4cf61776ddec19cdff869aa02.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
#
www2.research.att.com/~ttsweb/tts/demo.php#top
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# pfffft
that was really you though wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# No.
yes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Can't get it to agree to do NWA!
EDIT 192.20.225.36/tts/speech/a07ee33af1a08601c529730cbe0fe119.wav
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Charlotte?
2nd one didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ooh the 2nd one has been zapped! Maybe they have filters looking for rude words
edit: the first one's gone too - I guess they have a time limit for storage. Damn their efficient server space managing practices!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# You reckon?
I still love In Utero; I'd go so far as to say that it's one of the best albums of the last 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Yep.
Music. Wonderfully subjective.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Incorrect.
It is actually possible to be wrong in one's taste in music.

For example, listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ...and having preferred Oasis to Blur in the 90s
Sooo wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# True
though The Great Escape really does push the limits of this theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah but:
Nah sod it I was going to go on a tirade there but I've got work to do and can't be faffed :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# BLURSUXOASISROOLS
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# More along the lines of Gallagher, for all his hard man Manc posturing, as soon as he gets a few quid together moves to London, marries an All Saint, and sets up a fashion label.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Next on the news
ROCK STAR IN HYPOCRISY SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Well if you're going to betray your values you might as well not do it by halves.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# POPE IN "FUNNY" HAT
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You are Immanuel Kant
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Nah.
I'm far better than him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I wish i would of went to one of his concerts!
(karenhl, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# "would of went"?
Christ almighty, please send me strength to overcome

edit: And you posted someone else's work? hahahahahahahaha goodness gracious me
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Take deep breaths, Dixon, and hug a copy of the OED close to your chest.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Oh crap really?
FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# I kinda liked Teen Spirit
was good fun to "dance" to in the Rock clubs
but you can't listen to a full album without falling asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ^this
not enough melody going on for my taste.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# He was murdered by the CIA
He had been revealing secrets from his time as a CIA "black ops" agent through his lyrics and had to be silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# wake up, sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
#
www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/letter-from-internet-3.php
I was never that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# "Wouldn't you believe it - it's just my luck - no recess!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# They call it 'playtime' in England. What was he, an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# ^this^
Just like Bob Marley and George Formby before him...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Formby was in 30 Commando Assault Unit
and was considered one of the top snipers in the British military. Was all off the record though due to the hush-hush nature of 30/AU.

It was while sniping a German light infantry squad single-handedly that the sun appeared from behind the clouds just as he shot the last soldier. It was then that he developed the catchphrase "Turned out nice again!" which stuck with him throughout his dual careers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# CF
"When Oi'm shootin Germans!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# "When I'm cleaning windows" = coded reference to sniping indoors targets as soon as they appeared at a window
"With my little stick of Blackpool Rock" was about the time he blew up a munitions dump with rolls of plastic explosive.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# i'm not 100% sure that this isn't entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I beliede edery word of it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Yup, it's all in Ian Fleming's memoirs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I'd love a Q-division modified ukelele
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ^ Wood

EDIT: wood Bronze
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Kurt Cobain - celebrity Darwinism at it's finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ^
(minus apostrophe but prepared to let it slide in light of this sentiment)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^ (minus apostrophe and rain)

NOON-B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Correct apostrophe is correct.
The finestness belongs to celebrity Darwinism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Indeed.
Hence the use of its in this context. It's is only ever used as the contraction for it is.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Not only are you stupid,
But you are also ugly, and you smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Maybe so, but at least I know the correct usage of the apostrophe.
/priorities out of line
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# You are also fat, and your mother doesn't love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Gracious!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# unless It is a name
like the name I give m...oh wait, this is a family website
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Yah, Manson Family, amirite LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Or it has
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Untrue
It's also a contraction for "it has".
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:47, archived)
# apostrophe is incorrect
It's not used for possesive "its". See also "hers", "yours", "theirs" and "ours".
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# You too.
Back of the van.

Fucking uppity little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# goodness me
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Actually I understand the formal response to such is
"Gracious!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# in which case,
"Gracious!"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I doff my rather expensive, fine hat to you, Sir, and apologise wholeheartedly for any offence I may have caused.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# If I was so easily offended I'd have stopped hanging around here ages ago!
and hooray for fine headgear. I'm currently on the lookout for a good old fashioned straw boater.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# How many are in the van now?
when you get to 10, let me know and I'll give you 2 score for that lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hello Raffles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# what-ho fourbes
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# fair to middlin
just having a giggle over this thread and the one below. We've some very humourous b3tans, you know

I need a time turner.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Toots & The Maytals?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# No you fuckwit
Belony and Pition

ps - the fuckwit bit was an autocomplete

but I thought leaving it in would be amusing

No Offence.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Ah, well.
That would be time - tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I now have completely no idea what's going on in this thread...
:S
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXxOU49TVKA
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# a time turner, eh?
what would be your first use of such a device?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I would go back to last night
and enjoy two hours of css styling with access to the master styles on the ftp instead of having priviledges turned off and being unable to do them.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Rock and roll, man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# good plan
you don't want to try anything too ambitious.

also: "enjoy" and "css"? How can those two things even inhabit the same sentence??
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# but he still managed to reproduce.
And with a troll woman.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Not to any great effect.
She'll top herself soon enough from the combination of fame, drugs, her disfunctional mother and the hollow lonliness of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I wonder if Ladbrokes are taking bets on this..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I present Exhibit A...
"You could put Skid Row in a room full of cocaine, and a week later they still wouldn't be dead"

IN MOST CASES length of adult life is inversely proportional to how awesome you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# That was actually Motley Crue he said that about.
But yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hooray! If that's the case then I'm going to live forever!
*boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# did you make this?
animatedalbums.tumblr.com/tagged/Nirvana
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# too bad people post other people's work
that was even in /links/popular once?

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Nice. :)


edit:passing others' work of as your own *frowny faces*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Wow, you didn't even make it.
Well done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:24, archived)