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# Newsletter subject line compo
We'd like something witty
Almost entirely unlike Babe 2: Pig in the City
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# sex in the city 2
- whores in the city
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Derrick Bird is the Word!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Better than doing Bird. Just.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# "There's going to be a rampage tomorrow!" or
It's safer to catch the bus, Busdrivers can't afford guns!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# LOCAL CUMBRIAN HERO KILLS SOLICITOR AND ESTATE AGENT
^ probably not this

inspired by Griffy Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Oh you fuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# haha
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# IT'S CHRISSSSTTMASSSSS
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# taxi prices go up....who's going to argue?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Every Cabbie has his day
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# UK remake of Taxi Driver goes horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# SUMMER HEATWAVE MISERY CONTINUES
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# you talkin to me?
.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Someone's dying, Lord, Cum-Bri-Ah! Oh, Lord, Cum-Bri-Ah
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Ooof
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hullo for you! (and a click!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Phew! Wot a Scorcher! (Except in Cumbria where it's minus 12)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha!
You bad man. I'm appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Your's was a cracker too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# cha-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you sick fuck
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Oh god
this one, surely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *dies*
Will just one of the clickies stick?
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# oh fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fucking hell i actually laughed out loud at that, good job i work from home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Trust a Cabbie to take the back roads
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Ha!
He took the 30 mile route to drive 10 minute journey, it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hey, don't fucking diss Babe 2: Pig in the City
It's a fantastic film (apart from the last action scene which is pants). The scene where they got taken to the pound made my children cry inconsolably for at least ten minutes and sob for several minutes more.

Anyway...
'Storming your Inbox in self-defence'
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# It would also be a good title for
the life story of Jade Goody.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Read that as 'lactation scene'
definitely not enough sleep
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ON YOUR FLOTILLA KILLIN YOUR DOODS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Guns don't kill people,
Cumbrian taxi drivers do!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# 'I picked a great day to get a knighthood!'
-Patrick Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# "I used to go out with a girl who came from a town in Cumbria."
"Cockermouth?"

"Once or twice, yeah."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Hackney? no he used a shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Where to guv? Just shoot up the town please mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Sarah Jessica parker walks into a bar
Barman says why the long face
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I hope the meter isn't still running.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I'll give him another twenty minutes; but that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Issue 431
As welcome in Cumbria as a hole in the head
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# The distance from Seascale to Boot
8 miles by road
50 miles as the bird flies
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# A Bird through the land is worth two in the mush
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# FREE OIL IN TEXAS - BRING YOUR OWN BUCKET
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
bird shoots you
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)