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# newsletter subject line compo
Here I am in my lucky coat
Hoping that you'll write a joke
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# well oiled
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# More crude than the Gulf of Mexico
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:32, archived)
# 1st
edit: bugger, when is it my turn to win the internets?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I can't see the picture you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Better?


/piss poor rain effect blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Mmmm ... soothing ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# needs more starwars
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# SOMETHING SOMETHING FOOTBALL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Threadjack!
This'll get 'em all agitated, I'm sure, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The Ham & High the other week
went with "POST BOXES TO LOW"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# You've got two hopes ... Bob Hope ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Bit late in the day for this kind of behaviour isn't it?
errrr... MORE LOLS THAN A SCOTTISH PUB WHEN ENGLAND FAIL TO MAKE THE SEMI FINALS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# come on bongobongoland!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha this one please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Bulimia FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Former Republic of
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Former SOVIET Republic of
don't forget the Soviets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# In former republic of bulimia
soviets forget you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# COME ON BONGO BONGOLAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# here's some crap for the people not watching footie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# WE'RE WATCHING EVERY SCOTLAND MATCH...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I wish my lawn was more emo
So it could cut itself.

Is that joke enough?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# *remembers English A Level*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assonance
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *shoves English A Level up your assonance*
in a completely respectful way, of course ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# ANYONE BUT BARBAROSSA FOR THE HEADLINE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *blinks*
www.b3ta.com/board/10087593
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO A STRIP CLUB LAST NIGHT AND ALL I GOT WAS WOKEN UP AT 1AM WHEN SHE CAME IN PISSED
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Your girlfriend likes strippers? Result.
Unless they were male strippers - that would be gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Apparently it was so low-rent
the girls' toilet doubled as the strippers' changing room

I heard all about it between 1 and 2am this morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Fantastic. Did she bring some home, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I wish
I couldn't afford it anyway, apparently even in a place that skanky they can make about £700 a night
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# BOOORRIIIING
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I imagine girls toilets to always be thus.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# A girl's gotta make a living
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ?
Surely if she liked female strippers that would be gay, and if she liked male strippers that would be all hetro of her.

Unless she's a he who's a she on weekends, in which case PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# She's the only girl in a very unreconstructed construction company
they went out for work drinks, she got dragged along to the strip club afterwards

then spent most of the night chatting with the strippers in the toilets
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# to the deep seated envy of most of her colleagues no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# "chatting with the strippers in the toilets"
so that's what they call it these days?

don't mind me, rather large liquid lunch
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# From where I was sitting, I could see your belly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Come On Bongos Give Us a Goal
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Foxes provide final proof that gingers can't be trusted
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
*waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Stick a Vuvuzela up your vulva
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# HOOOOOONK


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# HAUOOOONK!
fucking honk..... I hate them things
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Stick a vu up your vuzela
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^ This I like
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Derailing your workday like a Glasgow to Oban train
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# football is shit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# THIS NEWSLETTER WAS MAULED BY A FOX
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Widnes
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Mandela misses World Cup opening but hopes to make the squad for the African Cup of Nations
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Certified virus-free by Goatse Security
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# topical
apply creamz
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Is one week long enough? Can we make taxi driver gags now?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# its old hat now
everyones heard about the Bird
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# A nasty growth on the vuvuzelas
(Normski, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Better looking than BP, more environmentally frendly than Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# BARBAROSSA IS B3TARD OF THE YEAR. OFFICIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Foxy young twins show us their gashes.
Edit: I just sickened myself. If you do use this, please give the credit to Alan Smithee or somebody :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
^ This
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahahaha for fucks sake!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahahah
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^ ^
( . O_o )
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hell yes.
With the emphasis on the Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# you bad, bad man
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
hull!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Riding on the back of an inflatable African.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Lower than a badger's badger
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Jailed for giving a methadone-soaked dummy to a baby? What would a baby want with Pete Doherty?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# WELL-DONE PROSTITUTE YUMMY
*may contain crossbow particles
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# SIGNIFICANTLY FUNNIER THAN JAMES CORDEN
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I said that
about my colonoscopy
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# "You know what you can do with that endoscope..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# "you can sell the footage to Channel 4"
it's got to be better than Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Now now
Lots of people like James Corden so we can't say anything disparaging about him any more, under the new /board rules

www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hmm, paradoxical anti-whining whining
Lots of people enjoy whining. Those who don't ought to keep it to themselves.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# They'd probably only whine about being told to keep quiet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# 2 babes 1 cub
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)