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# Not funny or shopped or topical...


Just immensely proud to have my little boy at home after 10 long weeks in hospital. Say hello to b3ta, Paul.

*glees proudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Thank you muchly.
I am a very proud daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Adoopypoopypoopypoopy!
(also: that bear has quite the cameltoe)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Shhh
he has a proper complex about that. All the other bears banned him from their picnic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
# he used to belong to madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Which one is the babby?
And how is babby formed?

Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I'd put my money on a "vigourous instaining session"
for forming babby
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# i could do with a good instaining session
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:54, archived)
# me too
I think half the board could probably do with a vigorous throbbing instaining.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# well, they do way to
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 7:58, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta Paul Woodbine
you'll never leave.

congrats on having him home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaw
But a baby got in on the photo!


Wotcha mate.

I have to ask. Was that your childhood teddy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:30, archived)
# 'ow do.
No, it was bought new. It looks massive next to him but he is only 47cm long at the moment so teddy is in fact quite small.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# aaaaw

You happy? How is the missus doing? I hope like teh Trellis that you've made a b3ta account for the little one.

Biggest graz that you can possibly give a nonphotoshopped image!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Massive happy,
Mrswoodbine is well, but tired like me.

Actually she makes her triumphant return to the airwaves tonight at 8 over on my radio station what I part own (*spam* www.firebrandradio.com *spam*) so she will no doubt be going on about it all night. Pop over and ask her all about it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# aw nice one!
and great name choice too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# yay! :)

well done
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Cheers Prodj
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# you've SPAWNED???
congratulations :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Hehe.
We had to do it in secret since being a ginger I am banned in most parts of the UK from breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
# 0_0
i hope you had a licence!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Shhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Thank you
for calling him an actual name, not Boomshackalak or Chevrolet or some such bollox.

And he looks lovely.

*edit* and will prolly thank you once he's old enough to realise what chavvy pricks we all were during the noughties for naming all his classmates ridiculous monikers that nobody can pronounce or spell.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Awww...
how did you guess his middle names? Yeah, really though, I hate the stupid names that chavvy mums give to their kids these days. There were a few horrid ones in the hospital when we were waiting to bring him home.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Uvula!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# DON'T YOU INSULT MY SHANIQUAQUAQUA!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# All the boys sound like porn stars
all the girls sound like a sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:03, archived)
# yay
congrats on forming babby!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
# nice bear.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
# :)
Grats!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Congrats.
Pick his career for him right now on the b3ta. We'll check back in a couple of decades and lambast you if he's failed.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:00, archived)
# How is babby formed?
congrats : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your baby?
Woo! Congrats, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Congratulations
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
# you named you child after me :O
I'm flattered to have such a cute baby named after me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hooray!
congrats and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Wait until he is a |crack addict and still wants a hug from Daddy!
p.s. Congrats BTW. We knew yer missus had it in 'er.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
# can it be milked?
hope you kept the receipt just in case you never know
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# You and the Mrs. have made a cuteness .. . way to go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Awe......
Hands cigar.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Late to the party, but congrats fella, really pleased for you :)
and glad to hear the little tyke is doing well, sounds like you must have been through the mill over the past 10 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# nice one and grats!
good solid name, Paul.
you just ask me dad ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 20:30, archived)
# HE SURRENDERS!
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Aww, he's lovely :)
I like the way they're both going \o/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 22:19, archived)