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# Born In The 70s? Look Here!
DO you remember Mr Ben? Do you still think of Stock Aitken and Waterman as 'The Hit Factory'? Want to know what became of Jossy's Giants?

If so, you'll have a fine nostalgic time enjoying The Born in the 70s Show, presented by Jonny Awsum and Russell Gold.

The boys are back on the sofa of nostalgia, reawakening plenty of fond memories with nothing more than their clowning nonsense and Jonny's acoustic guitar.

Jonny says: 'We've upped the budget for this series - we're now up to ten pounds a show, but that does include £5.75 for a pizza on filming nights.'

You can watch the first episode of the new series below at www.borninthe70s.co.uk

If you missed the first series - which received over 13,000 views - or want to see Russ take on professional wrestler 'Big Ben', watch now at www.borninthe70s.co.uk
(borninthe70s, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OFF!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:21, archived)
# To the Bunker! Defend with Pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# This is brilliant by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Too bloody good
That's what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# haha why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# ^ Fan-tastic!

* I have Battenburg

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Yay! Although be a responsible Battenberg owner.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Terrible waste of cake
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Battenberg is a crime in its own right
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# ^ what she said
Edit:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# BREAM CAKE?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I think you'll find it's the
Extremely Rare Bream Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# How rare

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# You have to be careful with it, it can be a killer!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# It's responsible for some of the worse atrocities of modern times.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Ah, but how was babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I don't know but they should do way with instain mother!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Now that... is science!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I'd rather watch your mum being skullfucked in
the eyeballs by a man with a knife for a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Got that on divx
The sequel with his dad and his Jewish aunt with a Combine Harvester growler was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I alphabetise my unreal made-up terror pornography
but I must have missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# dammit, I'm at work with no access to my favourite cocknife picture!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I was born in the 70's
and though this may appear to be a non-sequitur:

You've got shit-for-brains, you cunt

[edit] while you're here, your facebook link is fucked too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Mr. Benn
/70's pedant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Anthony Wedgwood Benn :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha
clearly this spammgramme is made by people who weren't born in the 70s, and thus would be unwatchable by those that were
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah I remember this stuff as I was born in the 60s
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Stingraaaaay, Stingray!
dur dur DUR dur DUR der....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Banana splits - tra lal la tral lala la tra lal la...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Snorky - Take out the trash!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Wait 'till your Father Gets Home!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Oh yes!!!
See also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZEDNkZ2L4
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Whilst you're here, young Archie
What's your take on 'The Event'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# 'The Event'?
/you've lost me on this one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4vumb8J-x8
Edit: Just finished ep 3, and it's intriguing. Not sure where it's going, but intriguing all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# ooooh *goes to check the interwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I remember watching the clown episode with the clown car
My Dad said "Oh look! Mr. Benn's taken over British Leyland!".
He and my uncle laughed uproariously.

I experienced my first sensation of what is now known as RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
#

Edit: It is worse than I originally thought! What a....
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, archived)
# :D
Top work...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# .......

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You've upset Ted.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Born a cunt? Look here!
Do you remember spamming assholes? Do you think spamming people will make you popular? Want to know what happened to the last shower of twats that did this?

Jonny says "cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt"

If you missed the first series - which received over 13 views - or want to see Russ take on professional wrestler 'Cock Jock', watch now at Bornacunt.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *at home LOL*
Superbly harsh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# But fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh, entirely !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, archived)
# STOCK, AITKEN, AND WATERMAN!!!
I hate it when people omit the Oxford comma!

grrrrrrrrrrrr


(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# It's Aitken.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:28, archived)
# I was to mad to realise :)
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I hate people who over use exclamation marks
and people who got Glastonbury tickets.

grrrrrrrrrr

Oxford commas are optional and not used much in British English.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Americans love that shit though
Had a big Internet argument about it a few years ago. It was fun.
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I cant believe people are making me out to be a bigger cunt than the spammer...
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
I think you mean "I can't believe..."
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# lol
www.b3ta.com/board/10209570

I really enjoy my irregular visits to /board :)

I think you mean, "I can't believe...".
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Well, we are here to entertain!
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I'm gonna quit now,
I can see me getting all in a state :)
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# You'll hate me then!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:34, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# .
(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# You're the reason I love cancer
you get it?
(waxdart hello., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
# We may have to hurt you now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Compressed child FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Stop living in the past, Peter. Move on!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hK8EbafSlg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:33, archived)
# fuck off you spamming cunt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Concise, and to the point.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:41, archived)
# it's got a nice ring to it too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Can't beat a nice ring.
Well perhaps you could
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I was born in the 70s and I'm coming over there to rape you in the fucking eyes, you fucking pissbrick.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
/Classic AEIYM brutality; Well done, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)