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# Ho ho ho and a bottle of Advocaat with a mince pie... it's

Today I am having a baguette with nasty (but lovely) cheese spread topped with sweet tomatoes. All washed down with some chocolate Nesquik. What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Two toilet ducks and a hymen
Self-taps Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# *Takes deep breath and rummages for the part of brain reserved for hackneyed sayings*
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# *has chips with that*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Four Clorox bleach, Three Frish Sticks, two Toilet Ducks ...
leaves my toi-let sparkly and clean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Definitely fish sticks on Wednesday.
You are Rain Man AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# *glees*
Today I have no customers and only six people staying.

Lunch for me will be the rest of the gargantum pork pie I started yesterday and two bottles of wine. Coz I'm worth it.

EDIT: I do remember an episode of Cook on the Wildside where Huge Firmly Whippingstool did cook woodlice.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Have a dictionary, a spelling course and chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Take two bottles into the dining room?
yep!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I just cosh and blow:D
EDIT: Also I'm well pissed as I couldn't get time off on Monday. I'd been given the offer of going to see Nina the snow leopard. :(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# D'Oh!
no-one asked me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# I added Jahled to my facebook a while back
We talk quite regularly now. Obviously I've met him at bashes but got to know him a lot better.

He was my entry for B3tard of the year too due to him getting Nina named and just being a generally outstanding and fluffy personage. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# i had the time, but couldn't get down due to snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# You'd be wanting to visit those commonal grass leopards then:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Pretzels, quiche and mince pies
vegetable crisps
nuts

/party leftovers blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# No eggy sandwiches with the crusts off and cut into triangles?
Never mind. It's a good lunch for preparing your belly for the coming onslaught.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Quality Street!
Also sausage rolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
These lunches are beginning to sound as if none is going to conform to the regular B3tard fare.

I put it down to the season and therefore, shall not admonish any food-related misdemeanors.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Its cold outside..
..office survival depends on scrounging free chocs!

I do have 7 bottles of wine (of greatly varying quality), 2 bottles of Champagne, 1 bottle of Baileys and 1 Bottle of Whisky gifted to me by various suppliers on my desk. Officially I am supposed to declare them and then they get raffled off for charity...
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Keep the champagne though
and the whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Shirley you work with someone who'd trade a quicky
for the bottle of Baileys?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# People I work with..
..I'd rather drink it!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# we don't all work at Hat Enterprises Intl.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# you could . . .
*offers bottle of Bailey's*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# oh no you don't
i'm not falling for that the third year in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# YAY!
crimbo DTF!

Cheese on toast, salt and vinegar seabrooks crisps and a cup of tea, followed an hour later by some penacillin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Yay
A proper lunch at last.
The Duke would approve of those crisps for sure.
Have some yoghurt with your penicillin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Mince Pie Pizza with Cranberry gravy
and for afters a christmas cracker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I require the recipe for that
It sounds wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Pie Beans and Chips!
Om nom nom nom nom
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# FOR THE FECKING WIN!
(maybe)
(definitely)
Despite it being Christmas and there being lots of unusual but lovely lunches, I remain oldskool, therefore...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# So I'm guessing kosher hot dogs and crisps are right out?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, archived)
# And anything by
P69.

I assume he is bitching about the spack?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Tea
Custard creams
Spliff
Chocolates
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Well if that really is true
1. Custard creams
2. Spliff
3. Chocolate
4. Goto 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Tea.
Food is for cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# But
we are all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Don't I know it.
Actually, I've just had some chocolate coins. I'm such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:43, archived)
# have you sent off for robs 'how to be an internet cunt' yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I've not been here for a while, so I'm unsure what this means. In that respect I'm fairly sure I haven't.
What did I miss?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Rob's an internet cunt
b3ta.com/board/10283610
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# rob being an internet cunt for giving his opinion to the newspapers on the wikirape case thing.
some script kiddie came on blurting out that rob didn't know what he was talking about and that internet is srs bizns and that he was a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Wow.
Having read through Geoff's link I can do nothing but concur with the sentiment that he is indeed an internet cunt of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, archived)
# A sweet potato felafel wrap thing from the Waitrose range at Boots
And a raspberry muller rice thing, which I'm microwaving.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Sighs whistfully
I wish we had the equivalent of Waitrose here.
Still, ne'er mind, top lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# lots of hotel surplus danish pastries
No More Nails's Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Oh wow
that sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I'm very much enjoying them!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# By 'surplus'
Do you mean from the bin round the back?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# haha no
long story time. Step-daughter went to friend's house. Friend's mum works for Sally Army. They have been donated so much food this last week from hotels that over-ordered but had lots of cancellations due to snow that they can't even use it, so we got a huge bag of danish pastries, croissants, cookies, cherry buns etc etc. All still fresh!

Oh and I forgot to say 'nom'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Oh I didn't think of that
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, archived)
# <>_<>
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I have had a sausage baguette with cheese
a mars bar and a can of coke
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# A well-rounded lunch
that should last you right up until tea time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I'll be making my own special recipe, which I call "that"
and I'll be having chips with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Hmm.
You aren't Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)