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# Is it lunchtime yet?


For lunch today, I'm making three sandwiches:
1. old amsterdam cheese with fresh tomatoes and mustard
2. roast beef with some freshly ground pepper and sea salt
3. boiled egg and red pesto,
washed down with some tea and fruit juice.

What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'm gonna have a Large Papa Johns Alfresco Pizza!
Congrats!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:10, archived)
# What's on that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# tomato and cheese, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Caramelised red and yellow pepper confit, goats cheese, cherry toms, onions with a balsamic sauce drizzled over the top
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# holy shit
I mean BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Not very meaty but what it lacks in meat it makes up for with vegetables.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Vegetables cannot make up for meat, it's against the laws of physics

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# the very idea has made me feel physically sick
I will need to eat some meat to calm my stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Obviously not at a 1:1 ratio....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Not even at a 47:1 ratio...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The fact you never mentioned the cheese over the vegetables relegates your status as a foodie.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Maybe there's no proper cheese involved, just that goatspunk

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# But you would have the meat and forget the cheese would you
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# meat>cheese>vegetables
Although obviously peppers and tomatoes are fruits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Shit, so I only have 1 veg and some "goats punk"
That's no good at all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# 1:1 meat/veg ratio sounds about right

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# *looks at leftover curry chicken*
*migrates*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Curried chickens migrate?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ignore those nasty people with their meat comments
That is a top pizza and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# S'alright I'm used to it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Yay!
I'm having some leftover tortilla.
It's got bacon, sausage, mushrooms & red peppers in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Spanish or Mexican type tortilla?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Oh Spanish
It's not heated and I'm having ketchup with it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Nice and eggy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
I am having a nervous breakdown for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I suggest eating chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Nice to have a bit of variation
I don't know what I'm having yet, but there's a high chance it will be a chicken salad baguette washed down with a pint of semi-skilled milt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Mmm...
...milt.

i mistyped a URL yesterday and ended up at milfhunter.com

it did not satisfy my craving for milt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# That must have been terribly disappointing
I suggest you make up for it with a nice creamy pint of full-fact milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I thought you were a bap man
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I used to be very much a bap man
but that sandwich shop closed down after I'd eaten them all out of baps.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Try eating the new place out of baguettes
and in the meantime the old place may stock up and the new place will eventually run out of baguettes.

You can then return to your baps.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# It's always nice to return to some baps
after a run of baguettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Moral bankruptcy with desolation and anonymity
Served with a side salad of ineptitude and brutal sardonic mockery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14, archived)
# No drink?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I had that for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16, archived)
# what I'm having for lunch isn't THAT interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Maybe not to you
but it will be for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Out with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# ok
Pressed foie gras with peppered Madeira jelly, smoked duck, peach and almond crumble
Ravioli of lobster, langoustine and salmon poached
in a light bisque, with a tomato chutney
Fillet of turbot with braised
baby gem lettuce and cep sauce
Cannon of Cornish lamb with confit shoulder, ratatouille and thyme jus
.....and one waffer thin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Cor
no ketchup though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:02, archived)
# admittedly it would help it all slide down better
but it's fattening
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah, yeah......
But what are you having as a main course?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24, archived)
# don't know yet
o'm going foraging in the kitchen soon.
It will probably involve eggs. And cheese.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Have cheesey eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Have eggy cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Have cheesey poached eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Cheggers plays pop!
no wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahanomnomnom!
might give the clingfilm method a try.
Any tips?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I have a great tip.
Never use cling film for anything!

Not only is it evil, but it is also a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# *kitchenlols*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
# DO IT NOW
& add cheese ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14, archived)
# ok, soon
i'll report back with my findings
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I just made 55 biscuits.
Otherwise, I have nothing to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I think that'll suffice for now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Crunchynut cornflakes
slackers lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Shit, that needs to be real
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# needs more
morgan freeman
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Burritos!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Ayeeeeeee chihuahua!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Flamenco Gin pasties
smeared in sunblushed maidens and roasted nipples
for afters, pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24, archived)
# I would like to know the location of this fine-sounding eatery.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You just want his nipples
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having fried egg sandwich with tomato ketchup :D
then going take the kids to the funfair
(herman:D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27, archived)
# ;-)
kids to the funfair piss something rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# fuuuuck!!!!...that's gottta be a first.....getting money OFF the CSA
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30, archived)
# over pad them :D
bye going to the funfair:D
(herman:D, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)
# So basically you paid too much and you're getting your money back
Incredible story
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I can't keep up with all these eufemisms for taking a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I think it means taking a shit while the toilet is mid-flush
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Whooop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Something from Camden Lock
I will be more sure in fourty minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Malnourished pike, with turd and shopping trolley?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
I need to run you up a new award, I reckon. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# An overwhelming sense of ennui?
That's what I get when visiting Camden Lock.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Get something interesting
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# FOOD POISONING PROBABLY!!
if you don't return we'll know
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Home-made salt beef
with mustard and dill pickles on rye bread. And a mug of tea (maybe two)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Top fact
Oh hang on, it's Dixiepoo!

1. A warm croissant with strangled egg. This will be followed by
2. Mango/pawpaw/kiwi fruit salad
3. Profit.....
4. ......eroles!

I shall end my lunch with chocolate smeared around my mouth and I will be ALL of the happies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Haha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# NICE!?
I am eating profiteroles!
At lunch time!

Crrrrrrrikey they are were delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Okay, how about: nice and decadent?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Splendid.

i'm having a ham salad sandwich on home made oatmeal bread.

salt and vinegar hula hoops

pink and white wafer for afters

a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I want hula hoops now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# ^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53, archived)
# 'e's 'avin' 'oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Fucking hell, that pic was a long time ago hahaha. I can confirm that the rest of the facts are absolutely true.
Grilled fillet of yellow fin tuna with lentils and lemon-chilli vinaigrette, washed down with a ice cold glass of cola diète
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I'm always there
Like the smell of corpse in a pensioner's flat

;) *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36, archived)
# can you stop dripping into the flat below please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That's a bit posh for lunch!
Sorry, Mediocre. I know it's your lunch/facts thread but I cannot stop myself from commenting
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It sounds a hell of a lot posher than it actualy turned out to be...
Canteen food.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# That's a very yellow lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39, archived)
# The lentils were brown. So the whole plate looked like the inside of a pair of an incontinent tramp's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:43, archived)
# *drools*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# that's my dinner sorted, then
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# A panic attack, with a side order of disappointment.
No chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'm having that tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Pancakes!
with bacon and cheese for lunch and then with Nutella and banana for that sweet transition.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50, archived)
# \o\ /o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Is this lunch of the day?
I'm on tenterhooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Okay, it is then!

It most made me want it was my lunch today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Woot!
Double win!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46, archived)
# chicken sandwich and a tall glass of V8 vegetable juice
and that's it.

i feel inadequate now :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I'm sure it happens to every man every once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
cold left over pizza, pipas, and cold green tea.
no time today! raar!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Ended up with jerk chicken in a wrap with salad
in a hot chilie sauce, the heat of which is now being quenched with coke
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37, archived)
# That sounds nom :(
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:38, archived)
# It was an intence sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Not bad!

In fact, wish I had that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, archived)
# This does sound quite tasty.
Was it self made or a Boots Meal Deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Two guys who said it was their mum's recipe
Very tasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, archived)