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# He's ubes rub


(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:02, archived)
# FUCK OFF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# It's an innovative
new catchphrase
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
SHUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
Ubes Rub is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:24, archived)
# it's not a graphic novel, it's a comic
NOW FUCK OFF!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# haha! got any more like this?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Yes
But don't expect too much variation on the heavily laboured plot.
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# write about what you know i say
gotta admit i do like the whole NOW FUCK OFF thing but i'm more intrigued by what ubes rub means
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Extremely rubbish.
Uber extremely rubbish. Ubes rub.
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# damn i'm so out of the loop
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# haha
I likes this zing zing
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I like this
NOW FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
FP this now!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's not "now",
it's "in the next few hours".

NOW, FUCK OFF!

Edit: HAH! Congrats.

Now FUCK OFF!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha

:D NOW FUCK OFF
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# does this make him
the king of bedside manor?
(venort apparently exists, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Yay we have a text meme for 2011!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I've
only just discovered that my "hogging that boinker" has been a catchphrase round here. I'm off to Hollywood armed with that and "now fuck off". I'll be a star!
www.b3ta.com/board/10077919#post10077923
(ccc, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Lancer with your zancer
When King Arthur sat down,
On the river bank,
He had a mighty vision,
It really was quite wank.
Lancer with your zancer
Oi, Arthur,
Come over here,
Take thi sword,
Now fuck off.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)
# i love it, i did have to read comments to understand it tho,
NOW FUCK OFF.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 8:31, archived)
# nice work :)
especially as I'm sitting here wearing a Lawnmower Deth t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Good man
Now fuck off
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 4:43, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of Dr Irrational, an old Charlie Brooker comic.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)
# The noncholant
"COME BACK" is my favourite.

Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Haha!
Make it feature length!

Have an old thing on a similar theme:
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Is that Han Solo as the waiter?
Time's not been kind on him since ROTJ eh
(stomm, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# OK.
That's it.

RIS.

Please help/forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)
# HE'S A RUBBISH DOCTOR.
UBER RUBBISH.

NOW FUCK OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Just like my hospital consultant...
At least I can say to him "Sounds like ubes rub to me"
(fuchsiaperfect, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Needless to say...
...Partridge had the first laugh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxZ5AKDvyfU

(SlantedScience, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 0:39, archived)