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# Happy Birthday to me!
So here is me in my birthday suit!

Now clickable for NSFW cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)
# Happy birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# I was holding out for some inspiration for a grand image for my 2000th /board post
Fuck it. Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# This was my recent 20k! Maybe that will inspire you??

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Seen at the time
but not my kind of inspiration.

Found this via the Jordana Brewster link below; more my style.
www.topsocialite.com/kaley-cuoco-rocks-the-shake-weight/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# You should have said...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Just to get my 1999th out of the way...
I've been holding onto this for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Happy B'day
have a birthday horn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Ooo Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# Happy birthday, Wobbly.
*EDIT* I wish it was Jordana Breste's birthday too.
The whole world could toast you both and then go dancing-potty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# :D
It is also Jordana Brester Birthday...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)
# i'd like to share more than a birthday with her!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# I'd like to do sex on her
with my willy.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Who, Me or Jordana?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I'm guessing both.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i was thinking either
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# happy birthday eagle-eye actionman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# * With real gripping hands
gripping wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# happy year+1 day, wobbly!
*leaves for work* cya!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# I am at work today as well..
But it does mean I have more time to spank about on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Happy birthday old chap.
Mine on friday :)
Also this post number is the same as the year I was born :)
BASH BASH BASH Come to Cptn's and Ameobaboy's THINGS THAT FLY BASH
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# A delightful offer,
but could do with just a teeny bit more Brum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Nothing needs that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# You were born in 23062?
* Time travel FTW!

What is life like in the year 23,000? Do you still live underwater?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Arf.
What I meant to say was that was my 1953 post but it doesn't matter any more, I look silly now so I'm just going to have to live with it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Happy Birthday Anthony Perkins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)
# WHO?

EDIT: I so wish I had not Googled "Anthony Perkins"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# This doesn't appear to be click-for-nekkid-able
By the way, on a completely unrelated note, you owe me a new mouse.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# :)
Why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I have now enabled clickability for full cock version...
* Just for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# 'lo Mrs T!
Do you have a bun in the oven again?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# happy birthday!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Thank you
Th Sp
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Happy birthday!
Also: phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Oo Thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# WOOD!
Happy Birthday mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Wall-nut?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# You are Action Man. aicmfp....
Happy Birthday!

edit: Gah! Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Happy Borfda!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Cripes, you're very muscley
Also, you have a cat crawling up your belly!

Happy birthday, Wobblers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Leave my pussy out of this!
* Cheers (are the pubs open yet?)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Happy blokeday, birthwobble!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Yank Thou
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Hippy Bathday Monsieur Wobbles
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Merci Beaucoup
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# *bums*
well, it is your birthday

i saw a porno once and the guy was watching the dr fuck his "missus" up the ass via a tv. he asked the receptionist "how can he do that?" and she said "well, he is a specialist."

thanks dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:49, archived)
# * Puts the soap back on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Happy Birthday Lionel
you are now old enough to take a goldfish on a bus - in Alabama
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# How old do you have to be then?

46.In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# 4.6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Bonus!
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Law 101
(and, tautologically, Law 77)

is one of many reasons I love the beautiful State of Vermont
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Happy birthday to ya!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Thank you Mr Headwound
* Oh, you've gone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Arf! And happy birthday sah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Where's my wank-o-gram then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Coming.....right......up....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# happy birthday
Loveyou;D
(herman:D, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# * Man hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)