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# Jar Jar Gabor
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Camilla?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:28, archived)
# ARF!
It is isn't it!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'm just about to make brunch
I'm planning a toasted cheese sandwich covered in gravy. Back soon.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Gravy?
*ponders*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# that sounds surprisingly good
*changes dinner order with the wife*

*gets a punch*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# ooh I love a good punch
are we having a party?

*takes a paper cupful*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:46, archived)
# *fills cup with mindpiss*
:D

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Punch?
Well it's a little early for me but half a glass won't hurt...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Don't worry it's not that strong
*hides bottles*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# *sips*
You're my best mate. I fucking loves yous.
*passes out*
*wets self*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I do so enjoy these threads
b3ta has been great these last 2 days
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Yesterday I made corned beef hashties.
Leftover corned beef hash in a pastry crust.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I can confirm, that it is fucking wonderful
a little bit of Encona in it too
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I'm from the north.
I'm having brinner.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# haha ;0
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# My mate said to try pasta with cheese and mix it in with a load of gravy
I've not tried it as it sounds revolting but he swears it's lovely!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# hmmm
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Have you tried it then?
I had him labelled insane.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# no, having thought about it, it does sound a bit wrong
pasta and gravy isn't right - rice and gravy works though, but not with cheese.

I'd go for Smash + Bisto + cheese
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Now you're talking!
but maybe with real potato, my student days are well over.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# oh real potato and even real gravy for sure
but when you want a quick snack - smash + bisto is king.

Actually, frozen mash is very nice
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Mmm. Damn, sounds good.
I'm going to have to up my game...
Mix some relish into the gravy?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# oh god no
things that can be added to gravy are...

chilli sauce
worcester sauce
bovril
marmite
mustard
cheese
tomato puree
garlic
curry powder
that stuff in the brown bottle with a yellow cap
wine
whisky
redcurrant jam
chilli jam
plum sauce
soy sauce

but never relish!

bonus gravy image: www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/cartoonlounge/gravy%20sicles2.jpg
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# You're not from Sheffield are you?


Nectar!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# goodness!
I shall look out for this!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Quite sweet and not as hot as Lee & Perrins.
I used to be a chef so my love of it isn't just regional loyalty, it really is lovely.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Propper lush stufff
Also a handy vegetarian substitute for Lee and Perrin's, as L&P contains anchovies.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# This stuff
Though not that easy to get hold of outside Sheffield is well worth the effort. Its fantastic in stew and pies and i use it in chillis
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# ... and cue the unfunny comedy account
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# I'm waiting...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:33, archived)
# We may have escaped this time...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# but the Gestapo are waiting
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# A long line of people waiting in front of a music stand?
sounds like a queue for a song!

I am *so* getting my coat...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# get mine while you're at it?
I think Ninj is after my head... not to mention Mediocre
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Yours was the British Warm, yes?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# ((o_o))
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# /o\
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# -o-
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# \o/ /'o'\ o= /o\
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Is that a mexican wave?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I was going for Y-M-C-A
Clearly I failed.

*ashames*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# ^ Points
* Laughs
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:21, archived)
# ...and it re-appears with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I for one, find it very funny
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I like to think it's the real Lily Allen
being rude to minor pop stars gmtrfh
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# It definitely is the real Lily Allen
Only the real one would have mispelled her own name when opening her b3ta account. I find her far less tedious than many other things that happen on b3ta.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# this
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ^ What she said
It's actually quite funny when she keeps popping up
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# ^what she said
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Yes to this
she certainly doesn't drive a brown car
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# May I press you to a Cucumber Sandwich?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:01, archived)
# You certainly may.
Is that proper lemonade you're toting there as well?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# *pushes out of unconvincing 1970's space station airlock*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
# this would improve ep 1
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# *tries to drown*
*realises mistake*
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, archived)