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# Newsletter subject line compo
trying to get newsletter out early this week
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# First Edition
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# havethiswe'reofftothepub
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# ^ this
And I will be!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# more to the point - it's halfterm and I'm on kiddy duty
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Garry Glitter likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I left the wife at home with the little terrors*
and escaped to work


* I mean, of course, the delightful little cherubs :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ^ this
with extra "sure I'll do an hours overtime tonight"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Insider exclusive, Britains got Talent in "not a fix" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Getting a bit sick of cucumbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Removing your cucumbers for your own good
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# SHOVED UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A SPANISH CUCUMBER
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Injecting E coli
right up your browneye

edit/ or down your japseye
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Free Sony database with every copy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I can't work out which is going to ruin the internet for us first
this hack or Simon Cowell in retaliation to that letter thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# It's great round here at the moment, everyone is waiting for him to blow his top...
The commissioning people have all switched to brown trousers. It's such fun to watch the panic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It's weird because I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Sony
Which is just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I am, but I'm also feeling sorry for every single other company in the world with a database or website
because any one of them is next.

Speaking of which, now this subject line has been chosen, how secure is b3ta? I imagine we'd be a massively lolworthy target
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# well I hope they don't use my password to post nice stuff on here in my name.
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *changes b3ta password to abc123*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Dirty cucumber causes anal leakage
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Didn't win the vote, now selling off the Tote
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Elderly woman shits herself after munching dirty German cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Audiences fail to warm to new CBBC puppet Roland Ratko
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Paul Shane and Su Pollard to star in period sitcom set in 1990s yugoslavia entitled "You rang, Mladic?"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Health spas - fucking vegetarians everywhere you look
Spanish cucumbers - fucking vegetarians everywhere you look
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Germans take different approach and attack spain first
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# THE LAST PUBLICATION TO REVEAL RYAN GIGGS' NAME!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Happy Montenegro Independence Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# LIKE A PENISCOLADA IN YOUR MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ***BREAKING NEWS – OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD – BREAKING NEWS***
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Banned in Russia like a German cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Sepp Blatter wins Britain's Got Talent - you heard it here first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Lets hang Ratko Mladic to show murder is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# ALL OUR CATS ARE STUCK UP TREES!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Won't somebody please call Cowell?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# First!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Sweatier than Louis Walsh judging Ronan Parke on Britain's Got Talent!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Less biased than the FIFA voting system... but not by much!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the children?!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)