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[challenge entry] =D

From the The B3ta Advertising Agency challenge. See all 237 entries (closed)

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You have the mind of a nutter!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah Rob's been asking for it back.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I'm keeping it for a while longer.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# He told me in such a case you were to keep it well groomed and well fed
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Of course. I must groom Robs brain...
=/
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Why not he's groomed all of our brains
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# arf! I LOL'ed in my pants
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha, what an internet cunt!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Srs bearsness ;-)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Is he wearing that Teddy or is he using lube?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha, I knew it!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!!!
Sue-perb.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Haha.. if it wasn't for those pes...........!!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Pies?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Mushy pies with mint saws....!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha.....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I blame tahkcalb for getting me back on the Morph-ine


...no, fuck that! I blame ALL of Canada
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Now there's an acid nightmare......
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Nicotine nasal spary? Do tell!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Nicotine nasal spray....
Nothing to tell really....
I'v got to give up smoking, Nicotine patches, gum, lozenges and pills are all rubish and still leave you craving a smoke like mad.... tried the nicotine nasal spray..... and it is absolutly fucking amazing stuff, it gives you an instant hit within about 7 seconds and totally takes away any craving for nicotine, it just gives you a fantastic hit and rush and buzz, if you or anyone you know is a heavy smoker and wants to try and give up, I would totaly recomend the spray....
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# yes, I do know someone, and he has been living in my body for 35 years
A very good friend is quitting this week, so that and this both provide me with an ideal time to quit
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I'v smoked for over 30 years.. I chain smoke very strong rolling tobacco....
The spray doesn't take away the habbit of wanting a cigeret after a meal ect....
But it does give you a great hit and instant reward, just like smoking..
If you take the spray correctly and offten, what it does do is give you that feeling like when you smoke three cigerets after each other really quickly, and you just couldn't face another one for another 20 or 30 minutes if you get what I mean...
good luck if you want to give it a try,,,
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# ^ *doesn't work for a nicotine nasal spray company*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha..... if I did... I would end up looking like Leslie Nielsen in airplane..
When he said "looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue..!!"
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# When I find a thing that I really like, I also have the knack for unintentionally sounding like I am reading copy provided by the manufacturer :P
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Haha....
It's that good..... I'd even recomend it to none smokers just for the fun...!!
I was telling a friend about it.... and I said "it's that good if we would have had it when we were 17 years old, we would have been passing it round the room to out friends like a bottle of amil nitrate going what a buzz".. ;-)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# but is it any good for non smoker wanting to start but being able to face
the dull dull routine of fumbling for a tenner then getting 3p back and a pack of cigs , then trying to find a light and some where to light the damned thing and finally sucking on it like a tard on a dogs dick and then walking round smelling like amy whinhouse on a hot day.

just wondering really
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)
# From the looks of what you're writing I'd guess you're thinking about starting smoking...
The spray might be a way to instant addiction.....
If you think you might want to work up slowly to smoking I might say start on the patches...
The sooner you start though, the sooner you'll be able to walk round looking really cool...!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Lacist!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:19, archived)
# pah!
to hell with them and their igloos, weird bacon (it's just ham), police on horses & draft dodgers
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] first post
not sure if i'm doing this right

(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# this is correct
welcome to b3ta
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
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thanks
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# welcome indeed
now go and await you flailing by superior minds of wit and shit
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] second post
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
# im sorry im browsing b3ta from the cinema
so could you please make that picture a bit bigger. i cant see it too well.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
#
sorry about the size. i'll make them smaller.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I like this
usually up my bottom.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha!
well and truly startled!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)
# happy with that other than I gave up fags years ago
(, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Ha! Highlight shaped fagz FTW!
(, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:08, archived)