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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Grim, but yeah - its what i think of when they say that too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# This chocolate is so slicey.
Mm-mmm.

Woo! Yay!
Also: how big are the glasses? they never say, man, and I've seen some proper tiddly glasses in my time.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I imagine they're proportional to the size of the bar
otherwise the little ones would be outrageously milky compared to the kilogram bars
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Go to Liseberg in Gothenburg
On some of the stalls you can win a 3kg bar of choccy. (Actually several bars in a giant cardboard box, but it looks good)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
"Our glasses change in size due to the proportional nature of the individual bar, not that you have ever been given any frame of reference as to just how large any of those glasses might actually be"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# like a stein glass in a 'fun sized' bar?
How come smaller bars are called 'fun sized' anyway??
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Marketing genius is why.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# is it because theyre small enough to fit up your chuff?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# If they're being used as condoms
then fun-sized is even less appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# i thought it was a glass and a half in every pound or something
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# *gestures with hands*
About this big.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Unedited pic


And of course, remember the plan by that brewery to put clones of the stars of "Knightrider" and "Cagney and Lacey" in pubs. They wanted to put a Gless and a Hoff in every bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# No, I believe Happytoast's pic isn't unedited?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# That joke is punishable by death in most countries.
But I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# RED CARD
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I'm from Glesga
an they still dae pit a gles an a hoff in ivry bor.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# bloody forrins
coming over here, using our letters
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# We simply can't repel puns of that magnitude...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Brilliant
brings back memories of this past FP Razor Chews www.b3ta.com/board/333350
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# ewww *shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Another gem!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Whiny little shit!
Nicely done - and congrats on the FP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
# fuck!
look busy, there are mods about!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *panics*
*closes all windows on desktop*
*realises he has forgotten to save*
*cries into cold tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# hahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# It would ruin the front page but I can't help but think
there's a mouse standing with an umbrella just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# umm...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# jaysus christ! Record time!
SPEECH! SPEECH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# That's great, nicely done fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Yes!
This should be a compulsory snack for Junior Schools.

Edit: I'm having flashbacks to the 6th Star Trek film... the floaty blood n' all...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I didn't see the glass bit
on my monitor, consequently I thought he was just been sick from eating Dairy Milk. Which is highly likely given that it tastes like cardboard steeped in Tesco value cocoa.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# In which case, you should
investigate this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# you are a man of exquisite taste
/treat myself to the drinking chocolate every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# It's just wonderful, though, isn't it?
truly, a very dangerous shop to visit if you are even in the slightest way hungry...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I occasionally have the
grand cru single plantation stuff that's about £3.50 a bar from my local specialist chocolate shop.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# see, Tesco value choccy is actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Nope. Think lower down the food chain.
Lidl's J.D.Gross 70% Ecuadorian Cocoa choccy bars (the red one). Amesome. There is an 80% one for the seriously hardcore and inconsolably bitter. I think that's the blue one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# that sounds nice - I can;t do much above 70% though, too bitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# The green Amazonian one is 60%. I find it a bit too sweet.
They used to do a nice box of mixed dark miniatures, but I haven't seen one of those in yonks.

Also rather like dark choccy Mikado (Pocky sticks), as I don't have to eat too many to be temporarily sated.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# There's a shop in town that sells a variety of dark choc
Up to about 99% cocoa content, I think. But it's probably cheaper to buy a box of cocoa powder and a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Some binding agent is required on the cocoa
Or you'll be back-snorting it for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
soup-herb.

damn kraft food, changing the classic recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# The new anti-obesity measures have started to pay off.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Haha!
Reminds me of this punny chocolate I posted last night...



I got them in China.
(DrDerekDoctors, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Great work :)
For some reason, that blood reminds me of "Tub-girl"?? Which makes the pic somewhat more sordid?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
# lol 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# you bad person
*bwahahahhahahhaha* :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I lolled
Does that make me sick?
TBH, at first I was like "wa..?"
Then I scrolled down and read the line and was like "heheheh".

Now I have a picture in my head of the guy off trainspotting brandishing a fruit and nut.
(beerMatt, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)