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# does anyone have an amazing newsletter subject line for us?
looking forward to read it
because we fucking need it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# 2020 Cricket. What's all the fuss? It's 9 years away...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# READ ALL THIS NEXT WEEK ON /LINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# COME ON TIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Ohhh, I was gonna go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I thought it was too obvious
but that fact it's getting Murray's back up makes it worthwhile I think
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Is it really? Well what a miserable cunt he is.
If only I owned a T-Shirt factory
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# one of the only good things about tennis is when you hear someone shout it
when he's playing.

that and Sabine Lisicki's bum
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I really like tennis
and think Murray is a great player.

But it's still funny
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# It was funny a couple of years ago
but it doesn't surprise me any that it gets Murray's back up abit, I think he'd rather some proper support...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I know what you mean
unfortunately there's a lot of wankers out there who will never support him because of where's he's from.

Didn't seem to bother people supporting Rory McIllroy last weekend, oddly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# No, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ^this


Click for bigger (260 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha! He looks so young
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# too scawny


Fuck me, I've had too many lunchtime pints, I can't remember how to post an image!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# COME ON TIM!*




*serving suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# *nudges*
Go on....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# SORRY, WE CANNOT PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# AAARGH! ROBIN WILLIAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# GRABBING YOUR NUTS HARDER THAN LOUIS WALSH
... is rumoured to have done. But hasn't been proven.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# hahaha!
But he's not... y'know... like that... is he?... he can't be... what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# PO-TAY-TOE!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# THANKYOU FOR SHOPPING AT ARGOS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Doesn't really contain much in the way of news but it is mostly made up of letters and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Like it
Very Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# nyan
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# HITTING YOUR INBOX LIKE AN OLYMPICS TICKET CONFIRMATION...NO...WAIT...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW YOU ONLY GOT HANDBALL TICKETS. WHY APPLY FOR THEM IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THEM?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# It's stab a burglar to death week - Cameron said it was fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# BLAH BLAH GLASTONBURY BLAH WOMBLES BLAH BLAH JO WHILEY
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# THAT'S why it's so bloody quiet around here today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh!
Some of us are trying to pretend to work get some sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# 'YOU LIKE BUTTER', SAYS BUTTERCUP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# b3ta hacked, user details stolen, pls change your passwords
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# British Aviation Authority hacked, passwords stored as plane text
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# hackers also targeted the British Woodworking Association
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# And the Association for Interpreting SMS messages for old people
Passwords were stored as explain txt.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT DEAR? A BUDGIE?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Buckingham Palace network hacked, passwords stored as rich text
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ADHD society computers hacked
passwords stored as hypertext...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Consignia website hacked - passwords stored in postscript
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Indonesian Islands internet servers hacked
Passwords stored as Java script.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ITV servers hacked.
Passwords stored as Teletext.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T AFFORD A GLASTONBURY TICKET.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yey!
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Jo Whiley in wellies GMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# filth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# THIS WEEK'S NEWSLETTER FROM B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# B3ta shares plummet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Who with?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# JO WHILEY OR KATE HUMBLE. WHO LOOKS BETTER COVERED IN MUD?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# mud?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# MUD!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Glorious mud
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# nothing quite like it for soothing the blood
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# so follow me, follow...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Down to the hollow
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# where we can wallow in Glorious Mud!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Flanders and Swann
FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# oh gosh - I had no idea who wrote/performed it
I just remember it from school. It was one of the songs that we used to sing along to from those weird radio broadcasts. Also - Peanuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ^What she said^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Mud.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# errr... fade to end!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
# READ NEXT WEEK'S SABOTAGE TIMES...TODAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# CRAIG DOYLE IS STANDING IN MY CONSERVATORY, GRINNING.
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# 76,000 tickets for Paralympics still available
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# don't all rush at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
I mean, oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# They cost an arm and a leg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# STILL not targetted by Lulzsec
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# READ BACKWARDS FOR THE AUTHENTIC DYSLEXIA EXPERIENCE
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# special scratch n' sniff edition
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# PACKED WITH MORE SHIT THAN HENMAN HILL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# LIKE A SHOWER OF SHIT ON PLANET PISSFLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# LulzSec or Teamp0ison?
There's only one way to find out - FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# DOG FOR SALE. EATS ANYTHING. VERY FOND OF CHILDREN
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# ALSO SHITS BEES. £2.95
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# For sale: one parachute. Never opened; slight stains.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Price expected to plummet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Like Facebook, but for people without friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# GUARANTEED LULZSEC SECURE ' or '1'='1
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Jackass, now with 100% less Ryan Dunn
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# RYAN DUNN DIDN'T READ IT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
You can just see how far down the weeks news stories people are getting by now....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# OFFER: CARPET SHAMPOOER, MAIDENHEAD SL6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Sauronwibble gets his first FP after 8.5 years*
* The twat can't stop bleating about it...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# COME ON McTIM
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# as seen on WBC's placards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# FREE ANAL BLEACHING WITH THIS ISSUE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# RIP RYAN 'DUI' DONE
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# NEWSLETTER 484 PAGE NOT FOUND..........no, wait.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# NURSERY MILK SCHEME GONE TITS UP
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# RYAN DUNN ROAD TRIP STARTS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# BOOZY NEWSY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# now in HTML4!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# YOU'RE TRU TO DA NEXT RUND....and flush.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I REALLY LIKE TENNIS, AND MURRAY IS A GREAT PLAYER.
Says Joe Scaramanga in non-ironic statement shock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# WHY IS IT YOU WAIT ALL DAY FOR A BUS AND THEN SUDDENLY RYAN DUNN KILLS HIMSELF AND HIS FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# RYAN'S FRIEND GOT DUNN IN... HIS TEETH. GAWPING AND THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# AT WEEKENDS MY NAME IS JANET
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# LIKE AN ACHING BLAST OF CANCEROUS DIARRHOEA INTO A TRUSTING CHILD'S UPTURNED FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *suggests to NHS ad agency*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# FOR SALE: PORSCHE GT3 CHASSIS, SLIGHTLY SOILED.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# BAM MARGERA: "I'M HAVING RYAN DUNN'S BABY"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# That tash must take a bit of makeup to hide :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)