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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# the whole murdoch thing is like football to me now
dont understand, dont care, dont get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh, that's not Murdoch...
...just a very HARD pensioner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hah - whenever i see a wrinkly old guy i immediately go 'meh - dont post!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:42, archived)
# So you won't like my Rupert Brooks then?


just a quick celebration of getting tattyshop back at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# oh Christ
the beast stirs again

another afternoon wasted to self-abuse
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Wasted?
You need to reappraise your priorities!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Or my Rupert Davros?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# oo is it sexy tiem already?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall in hair transplant tragedy...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *does google image search for 'hard pensioner' *
*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Lemon party?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I've never hosted one of those, sounds fun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00, archived)
# is the name of my wireless network
whenever I have guests with those stupid wanky iThings, after I give them the password I tell them they have to go to lemonparty.org to "log in"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# nice one!
that'll teach those wanky 'iThing' owners :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# That's a sort of internet cuntery right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I learned from the master :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# why oh why did I check out that site
*shakes fist at Emvee*


(also 'ning!)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Haha
'nings miss

www.funnyordie.com/videos/4c586a96e1/new-lemon-party-commercial-from-johnnyswinaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:41, archived)
# IRL you are lovely
but it's true - you are an internet "murdoch".
I don't care who it upsets, I do not want to see 80yr old saggy arses!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I know what you mean
but if we all lose interest, he'll basically get away with it. While mostly everyone is watching, he doesn't.
Suppose he will in the end anyway though. Plenty enough viable scapegoats to go round I suppose.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:48, archived)
# As cunty as it sounds, most news in general doesnt intrest me, unless it directly affects me - like 'GIANT ASTEROID HEADING FOR LONDON'
its like i never understand why stuff like the Maddy thing is was in the news for so long - loads of people go missing and / or die every day. Its not relevant, its not important, its just people being nosey, and their noseyness just fuels the story and how much they milk it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:50, archived)
# heh, I know.
I can't be arsed either. but in this case, I think rich bastards should pay me to stop being a cunt.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, archived)
# First rule of media, give the people what they want
people like being nosey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, archived)
# indeed
ive only flipped through the NOTW once or twice, and it was more like a celeb gossip mag, with 'exclusive' stories like 'my husband went out with another woman' or 'i was fat, but now im thin'. What about wars? Natural disasters? Important news that other papers were covering got pushed to the side in favour of trashy 'people' stories and gossip.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Thing is
I feel the same as you, but about different subjects. I don't care much about natural disasters, for instance. Sure, huge numbers of people die, but natural disasters happen all the time, geologically speaking. They aren't really news, they're expected to happen. Politics, on the other hand, contains genuinely new events (sometimes) as culture evolves.

This is all very subjective and comes down to what you think counts as "a thing".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15, archived)
# good point, and very true
i just get annoyed when i read about people being cunts :-)
Momma nature isnt a cunt - it just does its thang
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the next supervolcano eruption.
That'll be news.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:26, archived)
#
*gets back to nature*
*exposes thang*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:29, archived)
# When people die like flys
Flys is what they die like. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Is that a quote I should know?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Maybe...
It's from my old English teacher (I don't have a new one). Seeing as she's probably snuffed it by now I would have to google it to find out it's original source.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# So, politics isn't as predictable?
I'd say even more so. Party gets into government, breaks promises, one or two scandals during their term. Rinse and repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:53, archived)
# lose interest?
the 'general' public are being the biggest hypocrites in this entire saga judging by the general internet tone.
It's not up to Murdoch to 'get away' with anything. He hasn't been charged, or personally accused of anything.
If people watch or not, until he's personally accused of something, all he has to do is go in and answer a few questions.
At Start: General Public = 'outrage' at this NotW/News International 'Scandal' and cries of 'we never wanted all the NotWs scandal-led stories peddled on us through the years' and shock at scandal on the back of a dead person
And Now: General Public = Hoping for 'Scandal' in these hearings and blaming Murdoch et al, and trying to infer a conspiratorial link to the sad death of a journo. - i.e. wanting scandal on the back of a dead person.
Twitter did not disappoint this morning in showing how idiotic people can be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57, archived)
# I suppose you're right.
I've long espoused the view that no one that seeks a position of power over others is trustworthy, and that such covers the police and all politicians, as people only ever join these establishments with a view to feathering their own nests at the expense of others.

And here we are with the police in bed with the journalists in bed with the politicians in bed with the police.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# That's a hell of a big bed you've got there!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Or not answer the, as will likely be the case
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Well I'm sure they won't want to unduly influence the police investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, archived)
# That's completely up to him how he answers/plays it
but anyone expecting anything other than by the numbers/by the lawyers answers is going to be sadly let down.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14, archived)
# So what your saying is
Bad idea to put a £10,000 bet that he'll confess to being the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33, archived)
# He was laying waste to vast swathes of Vietnam that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:36, archived)
# he stole my lunch money
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I don't know if he's personally been involved
but the trouble is, the person who IS implicated, Rebekah, isn't head of the paper, she's (was) CEO of Murdoch's whole company. surely that implicates ALL of his newspapers, and tv, and anything that might have used phone hacking to it's advantage?
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, archived)
# no, she wasn't CEO of Murdoch's entire company
just News International, the UK only division of News Corp.
News Corp. is a whole lot bigger than that, and she had naff all to do with the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# still means all of his UK newspapers are implicated
and she's still a bint.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# she's done a grave crime against appeal of redheads everywhere :(
/and let's not be naive here. 'If' all of his UK papers were doing it, it's a fair bet (although an assumption on my part, I'll grant you) others were doing it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Oh archie, for once, bog off. You can't rant at 'the general public' as if it's only ever of one mind and somehow you're not just another piddly little part of it.
I don't buy his shit nosey rags but I think he makes a lot of money from criminal behaviour and I'd like to see some people who've been getting away with it for years go down for their crimes. And if senior figures in the MET are in with them then them too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18, archived)
# aye, if they're in it together, let the buggers sink, and get put away for it, no arguments from me there. I'm part of the 'general public' that wishes that would happen
but there's a LOT of public comment, trending comment, being aimed against Murdoch et al with only guesswork, supposition, and an attitude of 'baiting' the big guns. It's purporting scandalous conspiracy theories
to appeal to the general mood against News Corp. and a lot of it has no foundation. It's not a great (or effective) way of going after the C*nt and his companies
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22, archived)
# There'd better not be any BANKERS involved!
Oh wait that was last year.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30, archived)
# are there any Bankers left these days? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Police were called to Sean Hoare's house at 1040BST yesterday.
Forensics didn't get there until 2100BST.

Nothing suspicious here, no, no. Sleep quietly, good citizens, your government is in control.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I'm not suggesting there's nowt 'suspicious' in it, the whole think reeks worse than Grimsby
but pushing for the scandalous option straight off with little to no backing doesn't help matters in determining truth,
and essentially comes back to some people finding something dodgy in it because they want to find something dodgy in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:45, archived)
# real men climb in slippers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17, archived)
# yeah - so what?????
women do it in high heels and a skirt:
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Have you ever read any of Mary Kingsley's journals?
They are completely bonkers, and involve much travel in Africa in full Victorian dress. Without high heels, though, as I recall.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, archived)
# funnily enough I read about her in this book
www.amazon.co.uk/QI-Book-Dead-John-Lloyd/dp/0571244904

possibly one of the most interesting books I've read in years.

everyone should buy it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:51, archived)
# "I strangled Jerrys in WW2 whilst you were still wearing nappies."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Top marks for correct spelling
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# My brother and his wife once went on 6 week tour of the Himalayas.....
On looking at his photots when they got back, I noticed that his wife and himself were both dressed like the bloke on the right of your picture, exept for the oxygen mask (they weren't that high)but basicly head to toe down and fleece and £300 walking boots.... but in a lot of the photos was a man wearing nothing more than a vest, shorts and what were basicly nothing more that open toe flip flops, on asking "Who's the bloke in the vest and flip flops?" he repied "Oh, that was our sherpa, they're used to the cold...."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:46, archived)