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# It's quiet..... what's it called where you are from?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# cheese roll
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Answer from a crusted source there....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Cheese & Chutney Bun
is what I would call it.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Your from up north I bet bet.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Yes originally.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Cheese sandwich
Or cheese roll. Or Megacheesetronkilla of DOOM. Depends who you speak to.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:34, archived)
# But if I was ordering in a sandwich/bakery type shop
It would probably be a cheese roll
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# I'll remember Megacheesetronkilla of DOOM for the next time I'm in greggs...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:40, archived)
# It's in the way you make 'em...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# most definitly a Cob
2nd only to Jam Butties up here
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# yay for cobs and butties I say..!!
Do you think I'll get a front page?...!! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# yah!
we can get you as far as the popular page, after that it's unknown country my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Haha... I did it as a joke before I'd ever read what you put down there...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# tag it man!
before it goes viral

EDIT:


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha... I wish i would have done it horizontal now... I'm sick of scrolling through it...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Manchester=
Cheese barmcake.
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:39, archived)
# That's what my mate called them when here came down here from up there...!!
A few strange looks he got in the sandwich shops the first couple of times he asked...!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Cob?
Well... it certainly ain't bread. That is a roll you have there.

A cob is a male swan. Or part of "corn on the cob". And many many other things... but ain't bread.

Strange Northerners and their weird language. (And that includes you lot in London)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Haha... certainly regional...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Cheese on a Breadcake - Sheffield
or a cheese buttie
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Butties yay..!!.. mate from Machester also used to say breadcake....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# We have proper breadcakes in Yorkshire
Those Mancs lot are all Barmcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# yes..it's a cob....and yes, it has different names
next
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:46, archived)
# How many different names planet wide....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# fuck knows
but probably there's a thread/group on Flickr where people post pictures of bread they've baked/whatever(there's one for puddings n' things ffs)....they might be able to help you in your quest.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I don't actually care... I was just getting the board moving and chatting for a bit of fun...
Ignore the thread or me if you don't like it....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I don't actually care either,hence my initial response
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# A cheese cob
(im not from nottingham)

PS - is your misspelt username intentianal?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I did know how to spell invisible.... but spell checked it anyway..... it confirmed it was invisible....
then when i joined i typed invisable instead... and it seemed to piss people off or amuse them or they just couldn't understand why i didn't edit it... so I decided to keep it....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ostsmörgås.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Now that's one I could get my tongue round...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Frühstück.
Aber sie hat mein Fleisch vergessen.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# sarnage
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:48, archived)
# haha I vote this as it covers all bread related meal snacks :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Yay.. I love this one... we do call them sarnnies were we are too...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Not a fucking clue
Sandwich, roll, bap, breadcake, whatever the fuck I want to call it.

I live in Leeds and have done for years, and haven't found a consensus. Breadcake I think. (But my folks are from Hull and Leicester so I've been saying bap and cob for long enough).

If I go to a sandwich shop, I ask for the contents, it's naturally assumed it will arrive in a form of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Call it lunch and have done :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Exactly.
Meat? - Check.
Cheese? - Check.
Bread? - Present and correct.
Salad? - Who the fuck am I, Subway-man?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:54, archived)
# haha salad is fer wimps!
meat, bread, cheese jobsagood'un
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:56, archived)
# meat wrapped in cheese
dont bother with all this bread rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# nothing wrong with salad.
except onion. do not want.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:43, archived)
# As long as your filling is filling...!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# May in interrupt this broadcast
to suggest a game of Isketch?


It's been that long since I've played that I've just had to download Shockwave.

B3ta room open!
(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 19:53, archived)
# and May in interrupt this broadcast
To say I went to Mosons tonight. I bet you lot can't wait till RPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# A Twat
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Love to ask for that in subway....!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:28, archived)
# do it
I'd like a large twat with extra cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it's fucking cheese on bread.
elbows off the table! And don't talk with your mouth full.
/turned into my dad blog.
(well, i think he's my dad)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# And you don't gat any pudding untill you've finished....!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# lovely cheesey
baps
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Baps is very carry on ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Cob Cheese
* which rhymes with Knob Cheese...

Wins all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Knobs on baps sounds better..!!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Queer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Nexr months special at greggs sorted there then.. !
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# depends upon the bread.
That in your picture is a crusty cob. If it were on a soft roll then roll, bun, bap or barmcake. If it's on a quarter French stick then a Vienna unless it's on a baguette where of course it's called a baguette. It could be on ciabatta too. Usually it's a cheese roll though.
Unless I was ordering it where it would be called ham salad on white barm, extra onions, English mustard and no mayo. Or cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Well I pity the poor sod that has to write that lot on the board that goes outside the shop..! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Eh?
" If it's on a quarter French stick then a Vienna " - that don't even make sense. Vienna is in Austria. So is Austria 25% of a France? Yet they speak German. Or is it something to do with Ultravox? I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:01, archived)
# look, I don't make the rules.
That's just what my local sandwich shop says when you order. "On a roll or a Vienna"? The Vienna turns out to be a portion of Frnch stick, the soft sort. I don't know where the bread comes from to be fair. I doubt prophylactics are made in France either.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:07, archived)
#

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# cheese role
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# And your boots and motorcycle.... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:12, archived)
# cheese roll
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)
# An oassis sandwich....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:11, archived)
# 'Unfinished'
Where's teh Branston?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Haha... I'm just on the toilet making it..!
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# A really shit dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahaha... best answer so far.....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)