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# this was for you cunts
[This is a normal post] hello
can some of you horrible cunts stop being horrible cunts for a minute and give me a touch of the advice, I'm trying to upload a gif what i made on gimp, but when I does, the self hosting job on here says 'there was a problem uploading your image, as were not even sure it was an image', now, im not being funny, but fuck off... any ideas??
(I'm new! Ben Molesworth Ben 'www.myspace.com/cheekeybeats' Molesworth, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:22, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
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fuck stitches, I didnt ask on here coz it wasnt a pic :( but I pissed myself at the nonce pic and nearly spat out your mums knickers...
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# are you twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Have you tried using b3tards?
Can sometimes work if the inbuild one isn't playing ball.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
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I did give it a go, but it just didn't play ball, i've looked and its 2.3mb which is well above what I thought it'd be... not to worry, Dot Cotton can keep her decency today i suppose :(
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# That's way to big fella
try and optimise it aiming for about half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# The 2.3MB might be an issue for the hosting
and you'll get bumraped for posting something that big on /board as well.

As the FAQ says: "A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.

If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection."

There's tutorials around for optimising animations. Make the height/width a bit smaller, reduce the colours, use the optimisers built into some software, add scanlines etc...
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# agreed.
I've got the right idea for the next one now, and I appologise to everyone for my shear noobness, and the crazyness that it's caused!
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# The L plate tells everyone you are new and not to be too cruel if you do something wrong
If you are stuck then ask a question on /board but don't put it in a new thread unless you also post a nice picture for everyone to look at :)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha, fuckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# OH
FUCK.

but that gets a like
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# A five-a-side footballer's dream date.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Li'l Boris
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# are you sure you saved it as a gif and not a xcf file?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
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deffinately a gif, it measures 400x400 pixels, but theres a lot of layers? could this be the issue?
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7306875
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# But...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# How will they survive?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Ben posted it on Talk
Talk act like cunts.

He's the best noob we've had for ages, let's not turn on him as he's done nothing wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# yeah, i realised that after i posted
but whilst there are many cunts on talk, not all of them are.
and tbh, his post over there was just asking for trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# It was indeed
but he wasn't to know that and was trying to do the right thing by not posting it here.

It caused me to have a wee look at /Talk for the first time in ages and reminded me why I never bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# this guy ^ can shit in my kettle anytime
I made it with a million pixels and a million frames, so b3ta doesnt like it, its a shame coz it was Dot Cotton eating yeast from her minge... and she said her vag had fallen apart inside... I'll remember for next time and make it a fuck load smaller
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Keep talking... I'm almost there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hhahaahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# if you're a good boy
you can ram the spout under your foreskin, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# and i'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I don't understand what's going on here

oh wait, I see. It's people living up to expectations.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Fucksake MW.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I've clearly missed something
so I'd best say 'cunt' and move on

edit: I've worked it out. Sorry about that MW, he must have wandered off to /talk when no-one was looking. Thanks for returning him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# 5 years?
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# FISCHGABEL
FISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABEL
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# What a lovely way to finish the day... Pub Tiem!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# its always bloody doing it
just press back buttion and redo by clicking it 3 times. what I do when I'm having trouble. It plays up when the servers busy

in other news - managed to have a go at the hellboy head with real hair. Also 2 silver balloons make an ace figure hugging retro space suit for Wanda Lust



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# show me the space suits!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you can just make out the Wanda prototype in
the background (got a bag of 20 silver balloons in the poundshop)- going to have a hunt around for some red and pink ones for teh stewardess uniforms ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# i lurves me shiny latex on curvy ladies, so youve got me quite excited, even though they are models!
Have you got a blog detailing all your model making? Im fascinated by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# oh yes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# i edited my comment and you already replied
You got a blog or some other way i can see more of your sculpting stuff? Its well intresting, and i fancy a go some day.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# mostly hit and miss
but It's chugging along nicely these days

Art and model making blog
Deri Air site
NSFW****some great pics of women in figure hugging latex costumes ******NSFW

;)

If I was you I'd have a go at using silcone molds for your ace trixie model you'd save yourself a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# bastard
luckily for you i already have vast resources of latex ladies at hand via the wonders of tumblr :-)

Good bloggage, you talented bastard

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
thankyou sir, especially coming from such an outrageously talented twat as you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# we should collaborate and make lovely figures together sometime
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I think you'r light years ahead of me looking at the quality of your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# but you have the real-world, non comput0r skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# nah
I can only dream of getting that kind of professional quality in my work. If i could upgrade I would.

got some great 12inch Steampunk figures planned after I get Hellboy out the way. the bugger is learning to sew the clothes. but I think that plus the real hair will be the selling point for them

inspired by this
www.newbreen.com/celebritydolls.html (check out the Rosamary's Baby ones)

who can resist them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# oh, you fucker!
your work there is fucking awesome.
couldn't think of any worth superlatives, so you'll have to make do with profanity
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# get in!
2-0 to me
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# vengeance will be mine
one day, when you least expect it.

nicely done though, doffs hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ha ha
never!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# RIS
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)