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# Flobba lobba lobba


*pours the jojoba oils into the bath*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# It pours the jojoba oils into the bath
or else it gets the sponge again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Jojoba the Hutt?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'knows about colours'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# *sponges Dave down*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# pumpkin, peach, salmon, orange, lime, lemon, terracotta and plum
ARE ALL FOODS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Woah
Terracotta?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I saw you ninja that so it looks like mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# <shifty eyes>I don't know what you're talking about</shiftyeyes>
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# mmmm
tasty terracotta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# crunchy
with a hint of potting compost
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yes!
That made me giggle too.

We have a new euphamism.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# 'Knows about colours' is a fantastic euphamism
Click!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Along with, Sort of man who doesn't 'own a hammer'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)
# the carpenter who comes to do repairs on our house,
is that sort of man.

He always asks to borrow mine - which is a rusty old one i dug up in the garden that was discarded by a previous tenant.

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Murder weapon !
have you checked under the patio ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I do like the restricted palettes that you use, you obviously know a lot about this sort of thing
:D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *pops the rubber duck in*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Cool.
Still waiting for your re-imagining of that Venn daigram I stuck on /links yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha I cant improve on perfection :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# What is colours?
Hits with hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *plumps cushions and dusts down soft furnishings*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# good work as always laddie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Fill bath half full...
...then stand in, turn on shower
and pretend to be in a sinking ship :)

WOO and *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I'm adding that to my weekend list
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# This is cool but I must disagree
I find baths incredibly uncomfortable and would always choose a shower if it is available.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Can I suggest ripping out your bath then?
(this also means I don't have to amend my diagram... I think we both know it makes sense)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# And think of what i could do with all the extra space!
I could but in a second toilet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# BIDET!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Poo in one, whilst pissing in the other!
whilst pissing in the other!THERE'S a challenge!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Thats on my weekend list now as well... but I dont have a second toilet... a bucket will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Hire two prostitutes . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# That sounds like a plan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# A good shower is a thing of greatness.
It must be piping hot, and be strong enough to take the skin off your back.

I could shower for Britain - marvellous things - you can do all your ablutions in the shower - shave, wash, wank, piss, shit, vomit, kill, death, bleed, bleed, hate, stab, bitch, bitch, BITCH WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Disgusting!
I bet you like Cats over Dogs as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Good god, man, I'm not a pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# try using a soothing camomile soap
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha you loon
I must say that your contributions to the last QOTW kept me giggling.

Each night I would log on to see what *hilarious* putdowns you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Is this
why it's always raining in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# According to this I'm a laydee?
*looks downstairs*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# The male option is only relevant to the bath 'stream' if you only have a shower it matters not if you are male or female
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:19, archived)
# You're very good at these
interesting factiod: recent 'research' has found power showers use more water and energy than a bath, so if you think you're saving the planet by showering, maybe not!

I did similar 'research' myself by leaving the plug in, probably cost a lot less...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)