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[challenge entry] Wonder if they'd be as popular if they'd been christened differently?


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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# You silly tnuc. Have a kcilc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, TNUC is a popular word that me and my mate use
It has the meaning, and impact of CUNT, but you can safely use it in public, online and in front of parents.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Feck that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I expect it can be pronounced the same as the cake
"You Tunnock cake!" "What a complete Tunnock!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Yup - tunnock's cakes are favourites of ours :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I think I could get away
with "cunt" in front of my parents. They were listening to a documentary about swear words once and when the narrator said "the c word", they thought he meant "Christ".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# FENTON!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# The word 'berk' is a fairly safe way to call someone a cunt
As it's short for 'Berkeley Hunt', Cockney rhyming slang for cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# This has made me see Trapdoor in a completely new light
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# And what's DRUT spelled backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah but Niklaus is a scab
The rest have been shot of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# winnar!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Haha
and do you think Google Maps are trying to suggest something:

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Don't wish too hard, your dreams are cunt in your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Surely Cuba would be a more obvious suggestion
I'm not even being political here
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# The land of the rising cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# It's virtually the pacific rim
so why not explore it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] While we're on the subject
Based on the urban myth
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# there IS in fact a:
Newcastle
University
Theatrical
Society
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:59, archived)
# and a Cambridge University Netball Team
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I want to believe this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)
# did you draw pubes on the leg,
to make it look like a....

...leg with pubes on it?
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Guilty as charged
what I was aiming for was a screaming lion with a broken cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
# My aunt the priest claims there was a church group at cambridge called
Cambridge University New Testament Society
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# haha
you silly thing
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)