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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)
# what cunt suggested this shit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Jeez.
B3TA's got really unpleasent of late.
What the hell happened?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# i haven't been here much
to keep things nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Still ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# just finished all the tablets
all i'm suffering from now is caffeine overdose :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# The cold capsules I've got contain caffeine.
Yes, just what I need when I want to sleep. More sodding caffeine. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# i need more coffee
to go with the crunchie biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I've got two and a half bottles of Mountain Dew here.
Caffeine seems to relieve this horrible cold I've got... to an extent anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# yes, but
the mountain dew will get rid of that horrible gunky feeling in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Very true.
And let's face it, coffee is not an option; I don't want to give my body MORE heat =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# I disagree
Now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# ^ What that fat bastard said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I think we always appreciated nonsense,
but went for humour over animal porn and, if I am honest, sequential art is for comic strips, not for the board.

I use RSS feeds or would visit www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php for that sort of thing.

I love Randall Munroe's work, but if every XKCD was posted here I would say the same.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Plus he has nothing to say about anyone else's contributions,
Just like he follows no-one on Twitter.
Self-regarding, self-serving prick.

What should he draw the 'day? Why should we care.
Draw a door and march the fuck out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# If it were more than just a few names endlessly spouting unpleasantness, I would.
But it's not.
I can count 'em on one hand.

I don't post as often as I used to because I can't, not because I don't want to.
I don't want to abandon the community altogether, so I chip in when I can.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# To be fair, 'endlessly spouting unpleasantness' should probably be
the byline for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Indeed
and even then, the "unpleasantness" is almost always an attempt to inject some betaesque humour into a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# What's twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# facebook without pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Sounds like a load of bollocks then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Yes
but without pictures :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Well I wanted a Ferrari for Christmas
and Mongy didn't get those Eastern European women in a crate he wanted.

Sour Grapes basically, seeing as you get all the hot women following you and you know, drawing you pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)
# maybe he did, but they went off before completion of delivery
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)
# my package always takes ages to come
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# maybe it had an inapropriate "volume" for shipment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# It's always been pretty unpleasant
That's why it's so popular
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# It was cutting and brazen, but replies were rarely so 4Chan-esque.
"Negative" responses used to cleverly take the piss out of the OP.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# shut up i've always called you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# And Mongy makes a humorous reference.
You posted, just down there *points* a new thread with two girls and one cup (I liked that) asking for inspiration as to what you should draw - soliciting requests, if you will.

You then posted this, which is clearly not what was requested, so Mongy makes a humorous stab at the deliberate misunderstanding meme. Not a bad attempt either, to be honest,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ve vill haz less of ze humourz on ze forumz
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# from ze henceforths, all jokes will be efficient, and measured against a joke scale of humour suitable for ze amuzant of Das Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)
# It's hardly the level of 4Chan, is it?
Be realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Everyone thought it would be better to turn it into deviantart/flickr/worth1000-lite
artistic flouncing and removal of sense of humour ensued
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# hey archie, tell me have i changed? i thought i always did this shit
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
# everyone used to do that shit
and everyone else used to laugh, and took it in the spirit it was intended*.

Although the board does need more cheery tomatoes

*edit: for the most part
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# too prissy here now, someone would probably gaz the mods
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# be interesting to see the response, to be honest
I live in hope ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# we could definitely do with a little more old skool mucking about
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# true dat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Quick, everyone draw PENISHATS!!

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# No fair, I can't draw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Silly Waspy! They don't have to be wizard PENISHATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Mine is a witch!
Told you i couldn't draw.

Fabulous bowler.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Bulbous, that's the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# howard the duck?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# The Archbishop of Cunterbury
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Isambard Kingdong Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bit off-topic this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Congratulations!
This would be the only regulation CDC in this part of the thread.

But it's not magenta enough, so...

IN WITH THE PLUMS!!!
(xaer0mancer, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Bulbous, and moistened

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I remember someone gazing me because they thought I meant it, Archie my lad!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *young and naive, m'lud*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I remember when it were all flids.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# last week?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# still, was funny chopping their arms off
if not just to add injury to insult
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Sorry, he's one of ours. Not sure how he got out
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
you made me lose my chewing gum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaa
Saying is the new thinking!
'Lo Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# thanks a bushel
you've just reminded me that i STILL don't have deep rising on dvd :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# It's on my list of "must obtain", too :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# just borrowed a dvd/video combi
tonight's oldie of choice is salem's lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Treat Williams
finest hour, after 'Dead Heat'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)
# 'tis a good film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)
# If I'm honest I'm going to struggle to fwap over this one. Maybe draw some tits on the little hamster thing?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)
# just grit your teeth and go for it, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# If I squint really hard it's eyes kind of look like boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# squint away, that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Maria: I HAVE NOT MONEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*run away*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)
# ^
This
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I just felt something burn out in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)
# don't worry, most humans have at least 3
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Topical
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
"The here stops here"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:52, archived)
# heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:02, archived)
# It's all about the catch phrases, baby
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# *makes notes*
"whore it out like a bitch for $"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)
# you mean you weren't doing that already?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# only half of that
explains the lack of $
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Shit.
Your punchline is what I was thinking.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)
# wankmonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# It's been a bit of a tradition of late
Started by the great Happytoast, continued by myself, to turn each SA strip into a wanking gif

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# and why not
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Go on then....

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# "Do you hear something?"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)
# MASSIVE PFFT
Excellent work, MB!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Hang on, I've just read the words...Did the penguin thing just refer to Alan Moore as having a "stunted creative mind"?
This from a character in the world's longest-running yiff-porn strip? Are you fucking kidding me?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# No. He's saying that the creator of "the world's longest-running yiff-porn strip" is a "stunted creative mind".
Self depreciation and all that.

(Though, The League of Extraordinary Gentleman, from Black Dossier onwards, is sh*t)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Oh fair enough then
(I do agree about his later stuff)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
# It's a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# He's an avid reader. Knows the characters inside out.
Pretty sure he's commissioned some filth from me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Surely the last one should read: "NEVER FORGIVE!!!"
XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Or "*omnomnomnomnom* eat your head"
Or "*destroy your helmet*", as Moggy pleasantly put it the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# ................i think a little bit of sick came up.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# I think I'll be wearing bulletproof underpants for the rest of my life now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Ha ha.
OFFICELOLs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Fantastic
Glad you kept the typo in "unpleasant" as well :)

Trouble is, JJ, your stuff is VERY shoppable.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I've never complained about shoppage :D
I encourage it!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)
# What?
Even more depraved than Lost Girls?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# In after Cenaris
#slacking
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)