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# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
girls and blokes
let's hear your (original and not cribbed off twitter) jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# yer maw posts on twitter
when she's on the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# In like PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# vomit like atomic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Get to work you freakin' jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# i'm off today
you bale of hay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Like I care, you silly bear.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# nothing says lovin'
like atomic in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# I'm so hot, but you are naught.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# lemme know when your baked
to crispity-crunchety perfection
i don't want a raw atomic
giving me a bowel infection
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# I'll rot your guts and do all your sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# FREE MONEY!
(warning does not contain free money)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# little, furtive, different
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# WE HATE BEING SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# WHY DOES THE INTERNET HATE ME FOR BEING SO B3TAFUL?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# ^hard
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ^with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# ^and handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# ^with sugar on top
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This has my vote
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# you only hate this week's newsletter
because it's so damn good looking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# that doesn't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# neither does that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# still displaying fags, in a queer kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Jesus is dead. Long live the Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Whitney Houston was a drug addict...............who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Barney McGrew
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# We'll turn you into glue
and smear you with our poo
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Image challenge vote rigging scandal
as b3tans are refused option to vote 'Rob'
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Rob Manuel for President 2012!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# President of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# USA, motherfuckers!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Haven't you guys become a monarchy yet?
Over here we only have presidents for serious things like fan clubs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# it really doesn't matter anymore
All we are doing anymore is voting for a pretty puppet of the large and powerful corporations.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I demand prettier puppets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10735720
(herman:D, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# THIS
www.b3ta.com/board/10734179
(herman:D, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# More beautiful than a Daily Mail viral campaign
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Easter issue full of hot cross puns
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hated for being ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ugly on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
# The first thing that popped into my head was "People hate us because we are so beautiful"
but of course, these suggestions have already been made.

I hope you select one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Justice and peace are dead and gone, You're a fool to carry it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
A host of golden daffodils
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# I walked about a bit without anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Hiding under our beds as Karen Matthews is released
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ...AND A CAT THAT DIDN'T LOOK HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# THERE ARE NO BUNNIES IN THE BIBLE!
it's true, you know
www.biblegateway.com/quicksearch/?quicksearch=bunnies&qs_version=NIV
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# "rabbit" however appears twice
and both times they're telling you not to eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# EASTER IS RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# but what about the eggs?
can we eat their eggs?

NO-ONE WILL TELL ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# WARNING
may contain images and topical Easter challenge skeletons
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# May contain and skeletons?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Before he edited it was just "May contain and"
which it probably will
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I found traces of and in this week's newsletter.
All is well with the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus respawning in 3....2.....1....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# leaving the taps on so you dont have to
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# MAN RISES FROM GRAVE, QUARANTINE DECLARED
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Putting the cock in easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# When you twitter you shitter: Electric Boogaloo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# About as sexy as a brick
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# contents not suitable for anyone under 36 months old.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# u killed the fucking /board
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)