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# 2112, motherfuckers

Afternoon friends and neighbours! What's the flounce count so far today?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Rockin'!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Currently sir we're at Flouncecon 2.
We're still in recovery from a spate of Level 6 flounces.

We haven't seen anything of the magnitude of the epic LS18 11/9 flounce from 2011, although historically speaking sir we're building to a catastrophic level of multi-flouncing that could very well lead to a civil war between Mods and /board users.

These are uncertain times...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# *paints plague sign on hatch*
Edit: Haha, damn ninjas!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# ^as foretold by the ancient Mayans
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# /ignites flaming shithammers in preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Make ready The Cleaver of Justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# I know I'll get my kicks before this whole shithouse goes up in flames
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# LS18 Flounce. Best of all the flounces.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Give teaboy some credit
as the most classic and most meme-laden of flounces
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Before my time...
Edit: This guy, right? b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=9010
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# And me.
Perhaps we could have a Bible of b3ta Flounces?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I am in the process of putting something together
In fact, it's pretty much ready, just got a bit disheartened over the last week
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# like and encyclopedia of b3ta flounces?
i like it, i like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# OK, as several people have now expressed an interest in such a thing
I'll put it online
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# You should really put it in the b3ta wiki/encyclopeadia then
no use in having another one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# It's just going in my profile for now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Encyclopedia.


That's the word I was looking for dammit...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# I have a couple of them bookmarked at home
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4196604
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Thassaone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:39, archived)
# So *that's* the origin of that!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
Famous for choice quotes like:
- 30K!
- Low Fucking Poly!
- It's for a game

Also, who was the one with the TOO BROWN & I don't like the font flounce?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# zerodin
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181#post7663240
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10751656
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# we need a flounce song
or some kind of flounce flash game

you bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Love/hate? You should really turn that frown upside down
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:30, archived)
# Do we not have a contingency plan in the event of shithammer exchange?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# That's why the b3ta bunker was built.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# A wise investment indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:23, archived)
# I've spent the week resisting the temptation to repost this:


As I get older, though, the desire to resist temptations seems sillier and sillier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Widdly wee!

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# he can't shread the giraffe as well as cliff did
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Now there's a euphemism that deserves more air time.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Since the demise of the band
Tommy was making a living as Wednesbury's only qualifier giraffe fluffer.

It was an unusual career, but at least he had the job satisfaction knowing that the West Midlands girraffe population had never been so healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Needs more strings and/or guitar necks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Needs at least one banjo neck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# At the very least, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Shopped pics only etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# haha, so Spinal Tap
Has Dave left us again? Or is he on a long haul delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# It's probably a national holiday in Japan, festival of the Penistentacles or something.
Either that or the trunk road out of Cirencester is backed up. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Dave has left us
I think the regular flounces coincide somewhat disturbingly with the work cycle of a long-distance haulier.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# I think you're on to something here.
Dave is currently in a layby south of Dusseldorf looking at cartoon pictures of amputeenagers with pixilated genitals. He is tumescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Mighty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# epic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)