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# End of day doodle.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:10, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Oh god all time her ass
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# ALL TIME
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:22, archived)
# i accept crocodile submarine
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Tanned bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:13, archived)
# good arse
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:14, archived)
# why's the footie stopped? was someone hit by lightning?
if anyone knows, JJ will know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I dunno if anyone was hit...
I think it might be back on now, not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# it's just a precaution, but I doubt it will restart
the pitch is nearly waterlogged already
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# doesn't normally stop them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The football stopped because the world realised it was a pointless waste of time.
Everyone's gone home to find cures to diseases/construct perpetual motion machines/solve world hunger/have sex.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:22, archived)
# ^this
please ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaaha
says the man who spent the last however long drawing an elf on the back of a crocodile with her arse in the air ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:41, archived)
# It's my contribution to world peace.
.........and I'll be able to use it to earn a little coin later down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:48, archived)
# unlike the footballs, in which one never earns anything!
oh.. n/m.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:07, archived)
# fp this please mods k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry, FOOTBALLERS??? finding cures? making machines? solving hunger?
Surely the reason they're footballers is because they're incapable of anything other than kicking an inflated leather bag or having (possibly inappropriate) sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:20, archived)
# no, it's because they are lucky enough to get paid megabucks for playing a game
who needs brains when you have balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:25, archived)
#
"A bunch of vain, illiterate, millionaire borderline rapists, whose job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into a badly-made outdoor cupboard"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# also
that's possibly the most impressive ass you've ever drawn, could only be improved by removing the stupid ears ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# The ears stay.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I have hired a crack team of photoshop experts to solve the problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Can you please send the cheque to the usual address?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# is it still
Michael Ellis
CEO Adobe
Overpriced Image Manipulation St
Ripoff
USA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Perfect.
c/o Vimod please - he looks after the financials now
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Tutorial please!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I can't divulge such colour matching algorithms and learned practices
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:55, archived)
# is it just me, or does she appear to have triple cheek and therefore "dual hole"
or is it just a perspective thing

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Hooo, let's Total Recall this shit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJ-XnqDdbM
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# yes
quite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Whoa side-saddle!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 16 Jun 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Crackin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:35, archived)
# ^
You know there's a way to mangle your ears to permanently look like elf ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# By getting your head caught in a mechanical rice picker?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH2-44XWs&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Haha!


Right here, actually.
www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:38, archived)
# A friend of mine wanted it done,
but was told it would likely split open again after a few years and she'd either have to have it redone or be left with torn ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:50, archived)
# It does look rather cute, but yeah, a whole minefield of problems.
And plus, being a guy, I'd never suit them XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# the whacky chicks, would dig it, man.
and the whacky guys too.

As for the whacky furries.. I ... have no idea, man.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah, I can see why someone would have them.
I figure few places would employ someone with elf ears though, which is a bit of a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:18, archived)
# As body modifications go, it's one of the more tame ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# "Genital bisection"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# "Banana lips"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Nah, you just say it's natural. I knew a kid who had one pointy ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# There was something I saw that I'd consider.
You can get high strength - rare earth magnets implanted near your finger tip, which is supposed to vibrate around magnetic/electrical fields basically giving you an extra, rudimentary sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I wouldn't want skin next to them
they find something particularly attractive it really hurts and then skin splits
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# an extra rudimentary sense of cancer?
or ripped up skin in the event of an actual magnetic field?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:28, archived)
# They're coated in silicone, and they don't rip your skin.
At least from what I've read in blogs by people who have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I have one
in my penis. I can sense clit rings from 30 paces
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahah
It's more electric fields, than magnetic, so you're probably detecting vibrators.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# That makes more sense
I just had two magnets, uncoated and had a 42N strength rating. I bled quite a lot.
It sounds sorta nice to have tingling fingers really,
You know, unless it's the onset of a heart attack.
I suppose whiskers are next, Jo' Lumley liked em
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:39, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hooo, that's rather good, that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Nice crocodile
and elf
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Nice (arse)
And an interesting use for crocodile dorsal ridges.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Lovely stuff,
The croc does look like he's just about to roll over and swallow her whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:28, archived)
# it's certainly the part I'd go for first
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# It'd be pretty easy to screw in the post-gobble hook attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# He's gonna deathroll the FUCK out of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Don't you mean "fuckroll"?
Because death applied to sex would be known as "the little death" that is only applied to midgets. And she looks taller than Tom Cruise.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# thunder thighs
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Ted Nugent Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# That's beautifully done.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Makes sense in a way.
She chases them out of the forest to the water's edge. AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:52, archived)
# WOULD.
And then I'd have a go on her afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# YES
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:27, archived)
# wooohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:34, archived)