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# Photoshop requesticles....
I may have put it in the wrong place initially, soz :( x Please see here: www.b3ta.com/talk/write.php?parent=7619563 Love you
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:09, archived)
# A spoon, you say?
Hmm. Tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:14, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Whoa....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# lol wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:17, archived)
# What?

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:18, archived)
# Ohh, myyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Ha-ha! Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# i can think of somewhere you might like to put it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:19, archived)
# sho us, ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# use your imagination
it works better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# BRBLOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# i can't not read your sig in george takei's voice
i hope you're pleased with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# You're right.
At least take a few 'y's away occasionally so we can read it in Kryten's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:35, archived)
# you just want him to spin your nipple nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# recently, I have gotten everyone at the computer shoppe saying 'Oh Myyyyy' when things go unexpectedly
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# i fully endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# You work with sheep!....Oh Myyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Why not ask your friend
to imagine your vaguely racist image and use the power of the mind instead?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# because i was potentially going to get a prototype made, but want to send a good pshop to the Chinks.
oh yeah the winner could also get a proto of said pshopped jihadist vacuum but you can fuck off if you've been mean to me :( waaaah waaaaaaaah! (me crying)
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Unpayed work with slighty grubby BNP / EDL overtones....
Wow! where do I sign up?

And in other NEws A SQUIRREL IS RUINING MY DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:24, archived)
# i fail to see how a squirrel could possibly ruin your day
splashing fishy prawn juice up your nice clean pants, however, can really piss you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# I caught him (the Squirrel) raiding the birds nutfeeder so I ran outside and shouted at him and he ran away.
Now he's come back, but he's not eating, he's just sat on the branch next to the feeder staring at it....

It's doing my head in! I swear if he's trying to make feel guilty, it's bloody working!

Simple solution for you, just tell everyone who notices that you have a antibiotic resistant raging yeast infection, to deflect the truth about your cack handed prawn handling ways!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# you're losing a battle of wills to a squirrel?
sad times, chutters, sad times
EDIT: i'd rather admit to the ham-fisted prawn wrangling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# He's just a rat with '80s back combed hair...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Thanks! I didn't realise until I saw my own post.
I once shopped a kitten, now I'll never leave...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# oh shit, the cuntshed will only hold so many, the rest must be quelled...

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Or drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:00, archived)
# drop-shadows ALWAYS look cool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:43, archived)
# BLAST>FROM>THE>PAST!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha! I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# b3ta would be best
if it was just you reposting stuff.

I'm not being sarcastic, I mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# I had a look at some old stuff recently.
Most of it is very of its time, shall we say, i.e. a bit bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# how's this going for you? Is it what you expected?
Please remember to fill out the customer satisfaction questionnaire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# not good if i'm being honest. the nice people at the /talk may have tricked me saying the people here like p-shop requests
(Lmao Tse-Tung, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:57, archived)
# yep, they tricked you. They're the ones that like Photoshop requests
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Hmmmm... I think I may have misread the brief...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# HENRY!!!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha!
I see what you did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
hahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:10, archived)
# NANURES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Haa Haa Haa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:38, archived)
# wat.


Click for bigger (147 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Straight from the pages of Dr. Seuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Love the lilac crocs, they really set the whole ensemble off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Hmmm
Must be a grumpy old man thing . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# FFS...I never even noticed the purple crocs...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Why would you go to all that effort . . .
and then wear purple crocs!? FFS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Perhaps the inspiration was from nature...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Look out zebra! There's a croc after ya!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Hi B3ta, what's going on today... ah.. oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Jeebus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:07, archived)
# I'm sceptical that you're "soz" (unhappy face) or that you love anyone
Though "requesticles" might be pathetic enough for someone bored to throw you a pity effort
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# once upon a time, there was a pretty young princess
who met a handsome prince

and they both fell in love and lived happily every after

Until one day, they went on the internet, and saw this

and there was blood and snot everywhere, bits of internal organs, rats gnawing at rotting pieces of human flesh

And everyone died of aids and communism and hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Monkeys can be trained to use image manipulation software
Have a go yourself (learning to use the software - not training monkeys, although I imagine training monkeys could be very rewarding too)
also
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:04, archived)
# What are we, your photoshopping bitches?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)