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# Newsletter subject line compo
please do better
than I could with 50 letters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Flooding into your inbox like it's 1953
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox like Dean Gaffney
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# I saw that story on some tabloid FP earlier
looked like they'd used a pic of him from about 1997
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:27, archived)
# how do they know he's been in a crash?
he looks like that normally
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:32, archived)
# "WELLARD, YOU STEER AND I'LL PRESS THE PEDALS"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# We're all done with homophobia now. We've moved onto xenophobia and racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# this challenge is sponsored by Conhome & EDL
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:26, archived)
# more damaging to production than a Korean prison camp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# More fun than lighting a firework in the back of a Chinese lorry.
or
More jokes than sledges on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# All profits from this newsletter go to foreigns.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I once answered the door to a delivery and the person went "oh" at me
I said, "oh?" They said, "with a name like Manuel I was expecting someone foreign"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Keh?
Is it pronounced Man-well or man-you-ell?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Like Manual
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# *clones credit cards*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Is your driving license for an automatic or....



hangs head in shame
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# You should marry someone called 'Haynes'.
For teh internet lols.

(Oh god, I actually tried to type 'TEH' then and it came out 'THE'
*cries a little*)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Equates to 25% of your recommended daily allowance of spam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# I quite like this except
putting the word "spam" in an email probably makes spam filters go off.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# spam
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# good point
change it to 'sex' or 'porn'

that should work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# 83t4 n3w5l33t3r 4 h1 cl455 pronz 4nd prescr 1pt1 0n m3dz
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Foreigners: Don't worry, none of this will be on the test...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# PASTRY WIG EFFLUENT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:33, archived)
# FOREWORD BY THE HMV MARKETING DIRECTOR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Epilogue, surely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Come to Britain, join our army and help keep the rest of you out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:34, archived)
# i can't rhyme a word with orange
i should get on replacing the door-hinge
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Lozenge
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# landing in your inbox like an oily seabird
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# 100% good old fashioned British spunk & guillemots
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:51, archived)
# B3ta, stealing image challenges from the Guardian since January 2013
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Thrusting into your inbox like Catherine the Great's horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Mimed under the influence of performance-enhancing drugs
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Coming in your bumflaps like 'It's a Knockout!'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Napalm Death release "You Suffer" video as Vine exclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# its always sunny somewhere on this planet!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# In Olde English and not Forrin.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)