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# I'm new here. Be nice.


EDIT: Yeah, okay. I went for cheap point-scoring with a picture of a tory being whacked over the head. Judge me if you must, but I only did it because I wanted you to like me. At least I'm brave enough to admit my hopes, desires and weaknesses. I bet you still haven't spoken to that girl you like, have you? Well then. Get off my back.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# hello new person, welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Look at me!
No, I am serious. Fucking look at me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# *glances*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:45, archived)
# *glarmstrongs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Hello, Sausage Spotter.
Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:25, archived)
# To tell you the truth
I've actually been here for quite some years.

Just watching… Admiring you from a distance… Going through your bins…

You know how it is.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# we like the ones that do their research
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# oh my!
in that case, everyone should get naked!

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Was I the only one
already naked?

Again?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:35, archived)
# But you lead the way
with your "light"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:36, archived)
# It's quite heavy actually.
You do mean my gut right?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# lolz
You'll have someone's eye out with that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:44, archived)
# I like where this is going.
Is this some sort of initiation ritual?
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# nah, you just posted when some odd people were logged in
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:02, archived)
# When are the 'safe' times to post?
I wasn't aware there was such a thing.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:13, archived)
# About 3.30 AM
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# This is permissible behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# You dirty little...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# worst noob ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Oh hai, stalker :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Long term lurking is needed to gain a NVQ First Post
I lurked for years then posted shite.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I lurked for a few weeks
and then posted shite. This was the best of my first week's posting:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Is that the lesbe-bloke from big brother a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# My filename tells me it's David Gray or Grey whichever he was
and my dim memory of those halcyon days of 2005 that he masqueraded as some kind of musician, but I feel neither my memory nor my filename should be taken as particularly trustworthy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:03, archived)
# is that skrillex he is eating?
(orbojunglist, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:15, archived)
# I had to Google Skrillex
but having done so, yes, yes, I think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
anything involving george osborne taking shots to the head with a cricket bat is good in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# *snort*
You have much to teach me, wise one.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Listen to that friendly Mr Icke
The lizards are in it to win

and they'll stop at nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# haha....gave me a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Hi ya
Well that's a nice start =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# welcome
you will do well here
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:30, archived)
# This won't stop the DWP expensively sending out love letters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Hi :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKkBi4fCqw
(herman:D, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:39, archived)
# I don't know how to feel about that.…
It's hard to tell if the act was truly consensual.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Oh my
Repulsed and excited at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Apparently Osborne was sitting on the toilet when it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Welcome new person.
Pull up a kitten, shop a benefit cheat etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:43, archived)
# Toptastic
You are off to a good start. Pull up a bunker etc
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha, Hello snorkers! welcome aboard good oh!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Have you ever read The Cruel Sea, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 19 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Hurray for Tory head bats
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:11, archived)
# :D
nicely done.. and not a flame in sight :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:14, archived)
# We're all well fluffy here
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Atomic called me the 'worst noob ever', but I think he's just playing me.
You know – opening the conversation on a negative point in order to get my attention before switching it up and laying on the sugar.

He'll have my bra off by end of the night.
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:26, archived)
# you really
shouldn't let him wear it
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Welcome :)
Stay a while and enjoy the fluffiness of b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Well done grasshopper.
(See what I did there?)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Hi!
You're the one who made the Hitler cat! What an honour!

Will you sign my chest?
(Sausage Spotter, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)