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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# You joke but it will be in the Thomson 2014 Summer Brochure...
..."getting a spot on the beach is never a problem...and the views will literally take your breath away"
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# ahahaha terribly terrible
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Oh man
I clicked I like this, not sure I should of.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# *pedant gland throbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# *eyes get all veiny*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# The bomb was in...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Pfft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Arrrggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# hahah!
Winnar.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
# Oh no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Top hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# Way to darken the mood
Luckily I made this to cheer everyone up:

Original 2.5mb
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# Wouldy Finnigan?
Giant Giffigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Urgh
It is actually spastically big isn't it - didn't think to check. This is my first attempt at an animated GIF as you can probably tell. I did tick all the optimisey ticky boxes. I'll have another go.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# If it's over 400k
make it smaller in width and height and use an html width= tag to enlarge it
You've got an unnecessary number of frames, cull every other one and then double each remaining frame duration.
Finally save it with a reduced colour palette to shave off a few more K.

If the end result is a mess and you really want people to see the original, simply put it as a link as I have done for yours.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Nice!
Cheers. Will do better next time. :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# shouldn't you be in syria or feeding the poor/healing the sick or summat?
jeez - what exactly am i praying for these days?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Pray harder
and send money
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:30, archived)
# That's some impressive compositing, what are you using to cut the sausages out/replace the original face with Judy's
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Umm...
I cut out every sausage in every frame with the polygonal lasso tool. :/

If anyone else fancies some sausage fun, the Fireworks PNG can be had here.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:48, archived)
# COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE
you mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:34, archived)
# haha!
Wished I hadn't started about halfway through!
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:42, archived)
# What, wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:43, archived)
# wow
top effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:04, archived)
# :D
Cheers, Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Youdammit!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
# Would!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 4:31, archived)
# UN on the case so we will definitely know 'who dun it' soon.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# 3rd class tickets on the Megabus and an eternal stay in the Central Travelodge for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Isn't sulphur dioxide just smog?
Has it ever been used as a chemical weapon?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:11, archived)
# I'm pretty sure sulphur dioxide is the main ingredient in mustard gas, which has been stockpiled by Syria.
which has been stockpiled by Syria.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:16, archived)
# I thought that was superheated Coleman's
(Edit: according to the mighty Wikipedia you're looking more at sulphur dichloride being a major ingredient than sulphur dioxide -- apparently each molecule is made up of two blocks of chlorine bound to two carbon dihydrodide (whatever the fuck that's called, I last did chemistry in 1996 for fuck's sake - Wikipedia tells me methylene is a beautifully ambiguous name for it), each bound to a sulphur. Or something.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:36, archived)
# The sulphur atom
activates the ethylenes, which in turn rapidly shift off the chlorines, allowing it to crosslink your DNA. Incidentally, that's also the source of its anticancer ability.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# this is why we need more chemists on board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# This is wonderfully bad *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Still
Reeling!
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:38, archived)
# Ooooooooof! You'll burn in Jahannam for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:37, archived)