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[challenge entry] There's something on the wing!


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:24, archived)
# That's a fucking big window!
If it cracks, he will be sucked right off!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:26, archived)
# Haha!
What's happened about that exploding charger? I see there's been a lot of media interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:28, archived)
# ^this^
So how much does the Daily Mail pay you for photos of your children? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:53, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Not a sausage... They belonged to the Mirror
If I knew how viral it was going to go though I would have copyrighted the pictures I took on my phone! They ended up as public domain! Grrrr

must say the Mirror took the piss though, I never said "flung across the room!" (I said I ended up on my arse) and I never said Chloe had an iPhone! and I also never said "ticking timebomb" But I don't fancy another round with the press to correct everything! It was a fucking nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:43, archived)
# So if they're public domain... does that mean we can photoshop them with impunity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:32, archived)
# No...
That would bring the wrath of many sons (or something).
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I had a week of hell!
Ended up with some right bitch at Apple who took over my case... sent the charger, cable and iPad off to them and they "lost" them!!!!!
I ended up e-mailing Tom Cook (CEO of apple) and she got a bollocking for her treatment of me from California, apologized And as a "good will gesture" they are replacing the iPad mini! nice of them to replace something that I wanted fixing 3 months ago and THEY lost! (was sent DHL and I tracked it to the doorstep, It was signed for so they did get it... I even have the signature from DHL of the person who signed for it). Never EVER contact the press over anything! It's been hell on earth this week! My phone and Facebook haven't stopped, I've been everything from "deep fried bounced" and apparently my heart stopped for 15 minutes!!!
Some cheeky Czechoslovakian web page farmed my banner pics from facebook I didn't know they where all public!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Shame you sent the DANGEROUSLY DEFECTIVE APPLE ACCESSORIES to Apple.
They might have reacted better you'd refused.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:45, archived)
# I asked for an independent engineer and they refused!
DHL where on my doorstep in less than 3 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Your brown thumb has been seen by millions, rejoice!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:14, archived)
# I knew my arse fuggeridge would one day make me famous!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# Ha Ha!! o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:34, archived)
# perfect
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Damn good work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Really well done ..
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Ooh cheers me dears
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Spiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Hehehe *clix*
Well, he said he wanted a seat next to an aisle
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:04, archived)
# fantastic!
clicky-clacky

You know he is waiting
Just anticipating
The thing that he'll never, never, never, never forget
Yeah, yeah
But while he's there waiting,
try a little... anal stretch.
Thats all you got to do
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Lucky for him he wasn't asleep against the window when the blind went up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Blimey! InstaFP.... Thanks very much.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, archived)
# haunting
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:59, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:08, archived)
# I think I can see the Captain's Log coming...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:27, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:30, archived)
# In-flight entertainment has come a long way
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
Perfect expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:16, archived)
# ... I can see right into his cock pit!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:30, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:25, archived)