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# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
B3ta selfies - Leak your own mug shots to the world (Victoria's Beard)
Dead celebs - What are the deceased up to? (Victoria's Beard)
The next big thing - What's going to be hugely successful next?
Garden - One word challenge



reply to vote, and tell us your favourite joke
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:00, archived)
# Option B
Joke:
My Biggest bugbear is a cross between an ant and a mammal.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:30, archived)
# Dead Celebs
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:38, archived)
# Option ¬
What is the newsletter doing these days?
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
# site looks okay now, good work sorting it
garden please
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 8:43, archived)
# F
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He was drinking tea before it was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:01, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Dogs
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:28, archived)
# how many 9/11 truthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, because it was an inside job. - Kofi Annan
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
# *presses green*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# oh and a joke:

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:34, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# I miss Bamber Boozler
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Hmm
Opportunities for poor taste jokes? Check.
Plenty of Potatoshopping reuired? Check.

Dead slebs, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
# I vote B
And shouldn't it be who?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Dead celebs please
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:41, archived)
# Garden
ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Option 1
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# I think the guilty should be exposed.
Option 1, please, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:42, archived)
# 1
(herman:D, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:48, archived)
# Garden.
What's 6 inches long and starts with a P?

A shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Why do two of the suggestions come from someone who has posted once on /board?
Are we doing lurker requests now?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
# none of the regular board contributors suggested this week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 7:55, archived)
# Why did the chickens cross the road?
TO BULK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 15:54, archived)
#
F
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:04, archived)
# Dead Celebs
What's green and eats nuts?






syphilis.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
# B for Botham
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)