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# subjlols newsletter complaints thread
It was National Poetry Day yesterday, give us one
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
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在中國b3ta收購是成功的。
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:14, archived)
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他们的手指在狗的肛门
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:31, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:20, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:36, archived)
# There was a young lady from Ealing...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:16, archived)
# her leg got stuck to the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# the fan spun around,
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# ... got stuck in her mound ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:31, archived)
# and cunted her right in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:33, archived)
# \o/
real b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Brought a tear to my eye, that did.
And hers, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:42, archived)
# Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# we have a winner
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# *snortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Pure genius
And I laughed good and proper too
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Sat at work giggling like a loon
That limerick was a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:55, archived)
# massive !
lols !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:04, archived)
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There once was a b3ta newsletter,
But not any more it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Rob tweeted that there will be this week.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Not according to Wikipedia...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# You didn't hack into his phone to get that information?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:28, archived)
# CLOSING DOWN SALE - EVERYTHING MUST GO
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:30, archived)
# have a haiku
b3ta newsletter maker
over-sleeps for three months on PACT
needs stronger coffee
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:32, archived)
# What's the fucking point?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# didn't you hear?
THEY'RE BRINGING IT BACK TODAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:35, archived)
# The only poem I know is called 'The German Guns'
....I forget how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:36, archived)
# A classic that neatly sums up the terrors of artillery warfare and the futility of war
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:47, archived)
# There once was a Fuhrer called Rob
Who'd do anything for just 2 bob
He abandoned b3ta
Thinking awards were sweeter
Now everyone thinks he's a
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Prick
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Abandoned might be a bit strong
After all, it's still being hosted
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# THE MICHAEL GOVE MEMORIAL EDITION YET AGAIN
(Subtitle) God you spaz why do you ask futile questions? I guess it's just in your nature huh
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# When you say "give us one"
You aren't asking for a poem are you? It's a subversive way of asking for someone to actually WRITE A FUCKING NEWSLETTER.

Newsletters are shit
The proof is that it's been the pits
For about 9 weeks the people, the tits
Have all fucked off and and got AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
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www.b3ta.com/board/11096734
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, A CHICKEN'S IN THE HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:00, archived)
# *prides*
it's my sole contribution to our civilisation
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 23:24, archived)
# That was the best holiday ever!
now back to the news
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:03, archived)
# At least National Poetry Day is only a day late
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# I don't really believe in omnipotent beings
And God said the newsletter can fuck off as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Just change it so the newsletter button links directly to usvthem and be done with it
Not that I've ever been there, as a man of principle(not really), I'll honestly never go there(trufax)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:31, archived)
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Fall Fashions
and tongue lashings
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:40, archived)
# spud mashings
and bum bashings
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:43, archived)
# B3ta newsletter
fresh content every season
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:44, archived)
# As seen on TV.................."The Antiques Roadshow"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
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Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:50, archived)
# roses are red
violets are blue
get in the van
I've got a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:44, archived)
# Fuck me!
It's a newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:29, archived)
# penis
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 20:59, archived)