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[challenge entry] Snapshot from the Bovine Ball 2003

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(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:37, archived)
# were
the toilets out of order?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# yes
we had to have a stern word with them
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 9 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# God
I'm gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:38, archived)
# thats you?
ergh... lol j/k
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# are you
in jamiroquai?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I'm much better
looking than you..I bet you never get a girlfriend.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i'm the best looking person
in the world. girls are intimidated by how hot i am, so don't even bother cos they think i'm too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:42, archived)
# I had to have my incredible good looks
removed by plastic surgery. They caused way too much consternation.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# i would
have to gree with you there bovine... im gay
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Your
all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Or a boyfriend then,
you will die alone, weeping and masturbating and rocking from side to side in the foetal posistion.*





*This is a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# umm...
riiiiiiight... well, for your information i dont wank, i think its pointless and demeaning, and yes, i've had a bf before so shut your gob :)
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# also illegal at your age
making cottage pies that is
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# and baby Jesus
doesn't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# ???...
Jesus doesn't like cottage Pie? What is he?
Some kind of long haired, beardy sandal wearing hippy?
Oh, right...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:53, archived)
# ooh!
hark at her! Edit: \sterotypical queeny bitchyness that was obviously way over someones head ;-)

Am I allowed to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# *sigh8
for the last time, im a guy, and im gay, whats so difficult to remember about that?
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Nothing
Pssttt... So am I ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:54, archived)
# hey...
really? woo! how old are you?
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:56, archived)
# erm
Twenty six And happilly hitched to my boyf (7 months next wednesday! yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:58, archived)
# woo!
yay for you! woo!
(Zephret, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:59, archived)
# BTW
what happened yesterday?
Or shouldn't I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Ask the nurse dearie, she'll tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 9 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# I used to be a bit gay.
But not any more.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 9 May 2003, 13:08, archived)
# What?
everyone wanks! Its supposed to be demeaning, thats the beauty of it.
Go on, have a wank.


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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Are they anything to do with
the man milk marketing board?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# with their distinctly dubious slogan
"Go to work on an egg"
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# you can beat and egg...
...but you can't beat a wank
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i find wanking to be demeaning.
it's demeaning of life.

BEST PLAY ON WORDS EVER. EVERYBODY LOOK HOW CLEVER I'VE JUST BEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# YOU
ARE CLEVER *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 9 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I'm looking
and I would have to say, that's very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i am
ludicrously proud of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I see what you did there
v v v v clever
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
hahahaha
You are clevererer than me, Carol Vorderman.
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:51, archived)
# i want to see
television's Carol Vorderman say "Hi, I'm television's Carol Vorderman. I am very clever, but you are even cleverer than me, Carol Vorderman". that would make my life.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Hurrah
Mike we love you, your so clever!

(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 9 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# A wank a day
should be your motto then we would all be right!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# and what's wrong
with weeping and masturbating whilst rocking from side to side in the foetal position?
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# if it's wrong
I don't want to be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:53, archived)
# perrrrfect
.
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# are you missing some letters off your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:45, archived)
# i
would
(martian, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Really???!!!???!!????!!??????
Are you absolutely SURE????
(Divvy, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# shiny
shiny hair
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Who wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# yes you are
phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha

quality

where's the originals?

(origionals ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# here
west_london_piss_up
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hmmm
must check scheduler more. In fact, must check it ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# ha, great

I particularly like way the page template labels your photoshopped pictures as "grandmother's 60th birthday".
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# origionals? originals? origanals?
origanal - adj, of the origanus

origanus (n) an arsehole made of folded paper.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# thats the view from bovines testicles?
odd
(psausage76, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:40, archived)
# looks
like mr beans family reunion.
or hell
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Why is one of them
poking out his own eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# because he's so good looking
he can't bear (sic) to see himself in the mirror anymore
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 9 May 2003, 12:48, archived)