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# Manners are *so*...
...important.
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# It's also rude
to *stare*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# *points and stares*

/rude git
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# as I said
99% of men prefer rude.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# indeed
is it rude to stroke them with your mouse?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# I believe that is acceptable.
provided that is all you do, and no one is watching.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Weezer fan?
or tired of them? :P
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# actually I am a fan,
but that is not where the name comes from.

Not that I'm called jonas mind.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# it may be rude
but 99% of men prefer rude.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i prefer
dirrrrty
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# mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# she needs
to eat a pie or two
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# or a parrot....
no.. how silly i meant a cock-or-two
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# I was thinking of
setting up a charity "Pies for the Needy".
I would take to the streets and offer thin people pies.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# .
beerforthehomeless.com
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Like Robin Hood!
You should steal from the fat and give to the thin.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Then Fat
people would get thinner and vice versa.
It can't fail.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# donald moore donald moore riding through the glen
donald moore donald moore has no merry men
robs from the poor
and gives to the rich
stupid bitch
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# excellent idea
i'd donate to that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I'm thin
And quite hungry.

Put me down for a couple of pies please.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:20, archived)
# No,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# pah!
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Prince Philip had the opposite idea
eating dogs for the anorexic
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I thought that was
the Koreans.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Don;t be silly,
you can't get an anorexic to eat a lettuce leaf, let alone a whole Korean.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:24, archived)
# my sentiments entirely
But if she ate pies, she'd probably need to wear a bra and that might spoil the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well
observed!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:27, archived)
# nah
just take the pic from below
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:30, archived)
# She'd certainly
be able to cope with the cold better. Must be freezing where she is.
(Astatine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# *twiddle moustache*
well helloooooo
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:16, archived)
# I
say!

The peanut-smuggler is finally caught on camera!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Goodness
look at the nipples on her!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Ok, so I'm a n00b,
but I think I've got the hang of this b3tan malarkey:

I'm wanking as I'm writing this.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# by jove i think he's got it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Cor, she's lovely.
And I love what she's done with her nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I am sure that some others here have an idea or two also.
being within 100 meters of them would probably be top of the wish list.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I would!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:18, archived)
# who
wouldn't :)_
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# it's fine love
point all you like...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Take that down at once,
By posting a pic of a clearly fictitious thin person (i.e. someone who is not real), you have just caused ten billion cases of anorexia!

Shame on you etc.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# You sure she's not a fembot?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:19, archived)
# trouble is....
how do i follow that.... #2 is coming soon!
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