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# The next 24 hours will be the longest day of your life
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# oops
I just read the synopsis of the last episode
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I don't get that.
According to my data, the world has already ended.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# *cough*
you call THIS work?
*points down*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# no
I call that your willy. Bad man.

(good point though, deadline looms)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# really?
the doctor said it was a vagina!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# and i suppose
you believed her.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# no, I grabbed her boobs
and was thrown out by hospital security.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# thats class
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# am i the only person on the planet
who thinks that 24 blows arse?

24 episodes each 45 minutes long does not equal 24 hours
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i've never watched it.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Niether have I.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# is it really not your birthday today?
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# No.
My birthday was in June.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I did
I didn't rate it though, seemed like too much of a commitment did 24 episodes.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# especially on a Sunday night
the one night of the week, when early nights should be compulsory
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# in fact
all tv is shit.
Except the bits i like.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I know this.
So why the fuck did I get Sky? Oh well, contract's up soon.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i get
free cable. wouldn't pay for it.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# diddums
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# It does if you add in the 15 minutes of adverts American TV would include.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# yes it does
because the 45 minutes aren't consecutive. they've factored in the ad breaks, see, so there are four points per episodes where nothing worthwhile is happening, and that's when they cut to adverts.

it's when the characters go to the loo, as well.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# you
keep telling yourself that.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Must restrain self
from doing pic of 24 actors in queue for the loo...
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# thats a long queue
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# there is a logic for that
For example- do you want to see Jack Bauer taking a shit?
No. Not really.

The time difference is to accomodate for boring mundane non-plot things.

Least that is what I read.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I could do with someone to blow my arse at the minute
it's hot!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# *PARP!*
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# a friend of mine
locked his boss in a freezer once.
The boss wasn't found for five hours, and was found rocking back and forward murmuring.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# comedy gold
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i have another friend
who, because his boss was making fun of his stammer, threw a machete at his head.
He missed, but no longer has that job.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# a friend of mine got out of the army that way
except it was a bottle of glass cleaner and not a machete
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Sure
You're both talk about yourselves ain't ya

ADMIT DAMN YOU!

/coat
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# tee hee
too true.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# YES.


I'm sweating like the pope in a porn studio.
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Heh
Reminds me of the flugtag.
"I'm sweating like a dyslexic on countdown"
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# haha
cracking!
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I like it!
can you crop it a bit to be 280 pixels wide, I think just using a width tag will make the text too hard to read...
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# here
here
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# done
with a clicky
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# you
lazy git ;)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# thankyou magic donkey :)
mental note: make backups before flattening images
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# better mental note
Don't flatten your images :)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I'm sweating like
a blind lesbian in a fish shop :)
(, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)