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# The next 24 hours will be the longest day of your life


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(dognutz, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:00, archived)
# oops
I just read the synopsis of the last episode
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:01, archived)
# I don't get that.
According to my data, the world has already ended.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# *cough*
you call THIS work?
*points down*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# no
I call that your willy. Bad man.

(good point though, deadline looms)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# really?
the doctor said it was a vagina!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# and i suppose
you believed her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# no, I grabbed her boobs
and was thrown out by hospital security.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# thats class
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# am i the only person on the planet
who thinks that 24 blows arse?

24 episodes each 45 minutes long does not equal 24 hours
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# i've never watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Niether have I.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# is it really not your birthday today?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# No.
My birthday was in June.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I did
I didn't rate it though, seemed like too much of a commitment did 24 episodes.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# especially on a Sunday night
the one night of the week, when early nights should be compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# in fact
all tv is shit.
Except the bits i like.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I know this.
So why the fuck did I get Sky? Oh well, contract's up soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:16, archived)
# i get
free cable. wouldn't pay for it.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:24, archived)
# diddums
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:19, archived)
# It does if you add in the 15 minutes of adverts American TV would include.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# yes it does
because the 45 minutes aren't consecutive. they've factored in the ad breaks, see, so there are four points per episodes where nothing worthwhile is happening, and that's when they cut to adverts.

it's when the characters go to the loo, as well.
(martian, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:06, archived)
# you
keep telling yourself that.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Must restrain self
from doing pic of 24 actors in queue for the loo...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# thats a long queue
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# there is a logic for that
For example- do you want to see Jack Bauer taking a shit?
No. Not really.

The time difference is to accomodate for boring mundane non-plot things.

Least that is what I read.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# I could do with someone to blow my arse at the minute
it's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# *PARP!*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# a friend of mine
locked his boss in a freezer once.
The boss wasn't found for five hours, and was found rocking back and forward murmuring.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:04, archived)
# comedy gold
(yakmonkey, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i have another friend
who, because his boss was making fun of his stammer, threw a machete at his head.
He missed, but no longer has that job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# a friend of mine got out of the army that way
except it was a bottle of glass cleaner and not a machete
(yakmonkey, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Sure
You're both talk about yourselves ain't ya

ADMIT DAMN YOU!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 15:23, archived)
# tee hee
too true.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# YES.


I'm sweating like the pope in a porn studio.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Heh
Reminds me of the flugtag.
"I'm sweating like a dyslexic on countdown"
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:08, archived)
# haha
cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:09, archived)
# I like it!
can you crop it a bit to be 280 pixels wide, I think just using a width tag will make the text too hard to read...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:10, archived)
# here
here
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:13, archived)
# done
with a clicky
(dognutz, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:15, archived)
# you
lazy git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:17, archived)
# thankyou magic donkey :)
mental note: make backups before flattening images
(dognutz, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:23, archived)
# better mental note
Don't flatten your images :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:26, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# I'm sweating like
a blind lesbian in a fish shop :)
(CheezyPeez, Wed 6 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)