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# New game for work avoidance:
Whilst googling I found this:

jennyjones.warnerbros.com/cmp/geek_chic/halloffame/top10geek.html

Which I thought was rather nice. I found it when i was inventing a new game to wile the hours away at work. You do a google search for a name to try and guage which name has the ugliest results. So far Morag has been the poorest (and there is some bloke called morag too),
Susans have been poor too and Sharon was just a fucking disaster (some Israeli bloke apparantly). But if you want a hot girl call them Vanessa .

Let me know if you find an uglier google name.

PS i am a Paul and we all munt!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# One of them Vanessa birds is a frigging centaur!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Centaurs are hot
FACT*
*not 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# search for
ed
leads to nudity.
kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# errr
matt
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
ugly Pauls!
Lora is a mixture of nice, questionable gender and downright obscene.
If you didn't guess the obscene is probably NSFW, though small.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# S'true
Internet Pauls all look like they have vegetable IQs.
EDIT: Loras have got vegetables shoved up their arses!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I have a very odd selection
for marcus... beards, freaks, and models, all in one happy bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you for sharing the Loras with me ...
... and my boss. Especially Lora-2 ... she really appreciated that one
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# He hee!
Nothing like being pre-warned!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah ...
.. guaranteed to make me look
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# haha
is this you?
www.jonahmovie.com/html/cast/images/laura.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# wouldn't a search for Vanessa
eventually bring up Vanessa Feltz?
now she can float my boat anytime
/sarcasm - and now feeling slightly ill :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# is there anyone/thing you wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I can't help
but plug the kittenator here! Does the same kind of thing, but picks random names for you. And is a bit more kitteny.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Heh
Femke is alright. Some a little NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# phwoooaaarrrr
lot's of lovely dutch birds!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# If you like that
sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# nice ass
www.bonairenature.com/donkey/images/Femka.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# aw...
I think that might even be nicer than sickboy's
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I think it is cuter....
....but mine is classier!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# sluttier
maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Aaawwww
Very fluffy :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I add my
cor to that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i'll add a 'blimey'
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i'll add a
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# dirty?
you love it.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# not me
look at my halo.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Good lord!
VERY NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Not as
VERY as i'd hoped...

Ah well.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# scroll
down.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Richard!

One is Yarrsome!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Eyepatch and glasses?
He should get a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Crivens
that's pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Its a bit freaky that peeps with the same name have a smilar look about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# margaret.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Predictable:
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# The line drawn scribbles
are particularly good
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# unsurprising:
derek
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Lurlene
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=lurlene
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Great game!
Louises ming.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Murgatroid
is quite ugly..

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=murgatroid
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# wow, they're real people called stev,
i'm just stev because stevie and steve were taken

they're all oooooogly too
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Roland
gets some spacktacular results:

This guy scares me.
(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# But it's nice to see
That Naomi generally gets good looking girls, that being my girlfriends name and all.
(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Kiss
ass
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# dans are a lot sexier than daniels
which of course i already knew
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Indeedy
That's why i changed my name.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# internet Chris's are a mixed bunch.
there is a very surprised olde bloke on the first page of them that made me chuckle.

edit: Gina wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# is it me
or does Steve require a chiseled jaw or a beard. I have neither...
Hmmm well a part from a small chin beard which has gone suprisingly ginger...
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# urgh
the first proper photo of an adam looks like the predator
images.google.co.uk/images?q=adam&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

(edit) yikes, somebody has been stalking me!
www.getfit.com.au/images/adam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Oh fucking hell no...
really bad. I really hope I don't look like any of these...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Beard
central
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# facial
hair-mungus
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Wills arent that bad
There's hope for me yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Rachels are woosome
and one has got her norks out!
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)