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# Porn
or bed?

You decide.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# come
again?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# No,
not yet.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:54, archived)
# what are you
banging off about?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
# good
as we say in America. . . TMI -or- TMFI
(I helped save b3ta! faithy, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Where in America
do you say that, and what do yoy mean when you do?

TMI in the NE means Three Mile Island...Nuclear oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Watch porn
whilst in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)
# sleeping pills
or wank it hard?
(Bodphrah, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)
#
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:57, archived)
# porn should be avoided at all costs.
subsitute with girlfriend whenever possible.
porn saps vital life energy directly out of your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)
# woo Zoggy!
How goes babylon an ting?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# babs along
and tang?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# :)
www.middx.org.uk/gordo/quotes/towers-of-dub.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# dub you say?
www.infinitewheel.com
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)
# is that the
'make your own dub' place?

Edit: - yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)
# oh wait.
that means girlfriend is vampire!
no way out!
damned if you,
and if you don't
damned!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# vampire girlfriends
suck!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Far too much at stake
in such relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Oooh
what biting wit.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)
# what's the point in this?
it's so draining.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# and it doesn't even
count.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)
# bloody nora
just nip it in the bud will ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Well thats just
the final nail in the coffin.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I mean without reflecting,
what you say just pales in comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)
# well fangs
a lot, guys!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I bat
you're getting tired of these.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Come on now,
this is getting a bit long in the tooth.
(Marwood, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# Your contributions are getting more and more
cryptic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# see you all necks
time
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)
# these are becoming
a fucking castle to think up.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I count believe you got avay with vat
van
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)
# here is a thought..
Put it between the doors and slam it shut..should do the trick. Although practise makes it perfect.
(MightyMouse, Sat 13 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)
# Well Done,
100% Pope!

Go down to the vatican and tell him your adventures here.

He'll have no option but to declare you winner.

Except you scurvy cheaters, pah, you people make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 22:33, archived)
# I WON!
ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:33, archived)
# No,
I won!

Um.. Is it possible to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# i won too
and without cheating!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# The cheat is
if you hover over the links, the bigger number archive page is the correct number.

thanks all for playing ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:35, archived)
# ahh
i may have been lying though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# I did it without cheating
and won.

100% Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Dee...
Eye.
Ess.
See
Oh.
(LaFamilleCatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:34, archived)
# that's pretty fast
I took time off to take a dump in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yay!
back, re-choose :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:36, archived)
# woot
we are the pope .. atheism is futile
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:38, archived)
# well, i got here first.
and reverend dan is a reverend, so i'd be surprised if he didn't get 100%.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yay me!
for i am the popiest.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:40, archived)
# yay!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:46, archived)
# 0wn3ed
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:47, archived)
# huzzah!
am i the first female pope?
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 23:59, archived)
# yay !
I reckon some people are going to do things based on the same idea now ... I don't know if I should worry about that or not ...

Anyway, congratulation for the pope simulator !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I had an idea like that once
then I got bored

and I went and got some kit kats

mmm... chocolate
(1, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# woo
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Sunshine,
you rock.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# wooo
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# wow! we're all popey!
I confess to clicking both links for each stage though. But only to see thy wonderful mashes.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I'm 0% pope - I rock.
And wewantyoursoul.com put me in the bottom 16% of souls. I'm corrupting the internet!

Here's a pearoast from the Xrays of what things REALLY are compo....
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# lovely
now have a pope picture


(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# woo
but - feel a little cheated - where's my dancing Pope reward for having gotten here?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# here...
www.dancingpope.com/
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Sep 2003, 22:31, archived)
# ^ ignore that idiot, try here...
www.b3ta.com/board/1979383
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 16 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)