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# Reminiscing of school days...

Customers keep ringing me up today, minimising my usage of b3ta. Who do they think they are? Honestly.

NOTE: Please substitute 'BUNDLE' for 'PILE ON' depending on location.
Bundle? you bunch of weirdos... : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# bastardos!!
was the term not "bundle"? it was where im from
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# is that some posh southern equivalent?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)
# probably but where im from is far from posh
too many pikeys around to be posh!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# NEVER bundle.
alwas pile-on.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# But
I never heard of pile on until I were all grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# i don't know why
but that made me snigger
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Filth monger
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)
# "getcha lovely fresh filth 'ere...
...three bunches for a fiver!"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Shocked!
I'm shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Hey,
I'm posh and southern and we called it pile on! : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# I'm stinking rich
and went to private school.

T'was a bundle there.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I'm from the famously posh
town of Basildon - twas bundle there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
i saw people sweeping up leaves today with a big machine. i wasn't happy with them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahah
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# customers
pfffft.


woo pic.
(yakmonkey, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# fantastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)
# if thats anything like my schooldays,
the three fattest leaves on the tree are waiting till everyone else is in the pile before doing a monster bellyflop on top.

I would be the leaf at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# haaahaha!
rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)
# Woo!
that am great.

Darn pesky customers.

got my copy of hummus BTW, many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# BUNDLE!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# see theres someone who knows what im talking about!!!
right there look see her, oh no i think shes gone......... oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# DB's dead posh and southern (and a bit foreign for that matter)
i reckon that's the difference...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# The school I went
to definitely wasn't posh. Full of teenage mothers and kids in NaffCo54 jackets
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Ours was slightly more posh
All the kids had those Campri jackets with the picture of a skier on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Green Giant!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i think its more
urgh than er
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# haha
made me laugh out loud!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# wheres my mag then?
i paid you last week
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Oops,
Very sorry. It's in the post now!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# HA!
I rather enjoyed that.
(Nickface, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# hehe - yay!
im definately with the 'pile on' camp:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# that is
aceness personified - though it is Bundle really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)
# eh up mister monster!
long time no see:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# ello
hull boy - how is married life treating you? I am bit busy at the mo running me pub and got no pc or photoshop :(
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# married life is good
as long as i do what im told:)

have you changed the name of the pub to 'The Furtive Arms' yet:
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Bundle?
PILE ON!


EVERY TIME.

I suppose you call croggies 'backies' and knockout/knockout doubles 'cuppies' or something.


Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# we called "knockout" Wembley, and wembley doubles.
Just goes to show it takes all sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# it was "cupties"
at our school
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# What the fuck are croggies or backies
for that matter? To quote Stouffer WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# its where kids try and fit more kids on a pushbike than it was designed for.
5 on a bmx was the record where I came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Shirley a push bike was designed for one? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# 5????
you must be from Crewe or something...

we got 7 on a Kuwhara, down the local building site in Mold....

/why can't you muck about in building sites nowadays, was always the best fun that was...
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# like an ET?
where someone sits on the handlebars. wasn't a backie when someone stands on pegs on the back wheel of a dubious looking BMX?
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Oooh, just spotted this
yep, it's bundle where I'm from too. A pile-on was much more benign and involves small children leaping onto their parent.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)
# BUUUNNNNDLLLLE!!!
:D I'm from Southampton, if anyone's taking notes. it wasn't a posh school, tho. no way!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)