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# On behalf of all the B3ta team.
I would like to welcome the victorious George w to the country. Our relationship is so special.
(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Yes, I'm
sure he's reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Well
I'm sure he's got some taste.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# You lefties aint got a clue.
No wonder your country is so fucked. Bring back thatcher i say. She was a leader at least.
(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I see
what we have here is a classic example of "Yankimus Trollus Twatius"
as soon as one disagrees with it, it instantly denounces you as a commie-lefty

I bet icezebra will post some donkey dribble in reply to this, this post hasn't been edited in any way, honest guv
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# And possibly
a foreign one? ooooh, rare!

Ack, Edit your posts why don't you. Make mine look like donkey dribble.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Hmmmm
is this sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I think it's just ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# That's what I thought,
but I like to give people a sporting chance.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but im right handed though
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I'm left-handed
but conservative - where does that leave me?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# on your way to hell
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# precariously on the fence i think
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Luckily
I have a wonderful sense of balance. Except when pissed.

*falls off*

But which side?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# hopefully not the side with the big dog on it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Sigh
Look mate this board's based in Britain where there is no right to free speech, so shaddup and move along
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Hehehe
Sad but true.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Who are you?
Piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# But
what is he doing while he's reading this....?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Happy birthday HP
and thanks for the cheap laugh

(I mean, it's obvious innit. I'm a fan of cheap booze, I must also be a fan of the cheap laugh... bwahahahahaha)
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
You pissed yet? If not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks (everyone)
Not pissed yet, can't face alcohol right now, still feeling a bit 'uuuuuuuuurgh' after last night.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# yes
he is special, isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# He liberated them
pandas in the zoos so i guess so. Sound castles!
(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# *sigh*
and to think this person ibecile probably has the right to drive and vote as well
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# more worryingly
they probably have a cupboard full of firearms as well
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# and a sister with whom he enjoys a 'special' relationship
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# i am both offended
and dribbling tea.

you can't say that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I'll ignore that comment
and merely state that when i say "special" i really mean "cranberry"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# ?
Right. Do you read the Guardian?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# probably not that well read.
Daily Sport, i would hazard a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# what makes you think he can read?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# coz
he can type?

: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# nah
he has via-voice dictation software

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Erm
I may be wrong, but I don't think Mr Bush has done anything about Pakistan. It's possible he may have asked them politely not to use their nuclear weapons I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# so special
they had to ship over a special short limo for him...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# You have
to be joking, don't you?

Not that it has anything to do with me (except Australia is rapidly becoming the USA's be-yatch too, and if the UK is next... well, we're watermeloned)
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# whaddaya mean, "if the uk is next"?
we've been their bitches for years
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# they own all our nuclear weapons
at least the french have some of their own.
If we don't suck up to them, they can take them away, and then we lose our seat on the UN security council.
Which may or may not be a good thing, but would undermine the UKs long term international policy aims.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# At least you guys HAVE nuclear weapons
Apparently (!?!?) Australia doesn't.

Although I heard today that the US wants to establish a base in Darwin.

Read: want to take the sodding place over...
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# bush is twunt fact.
i agree about lambrusco though, cheap, intoxicating and available in large quantities
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Indeed
So let's drink to George W. going home!!!!

(That ought to unite the UK and Australia at least until the Australia/England World Cup Rugby Final on the weekend.)
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# maybe you can answer this
when the Aussies come here and solidly beat us, we don't start calling you all sorts of names.
Why when for once the English can give you a game, does your press turn quite so childish and pathetic?
Would it hurt for England to win, just once, in one sport
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I don't know
as I've never been to England, let alone during the RWC/Ashes/whatever sporting comp you care to name.

So I can't compare.

But I do remember what it was like to be an Australian cricket fan during the mid-80s (and yes that hurt like root canal), so if the English win the Rugby... um, well-played. Really. (I don't care much for the game myself, so personally it'd be a bit like the Kiwis beating us at netball a few months ago - sad for a couple of seconds, but no biggie.)

And as for our press being jingoistic bastards - I give you two words.

RUPERT MURDOCH.

He knows it'll sell papers with the drooling masses (sound familiar?), so he ups the childish/pathetic factor.
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# The world would
surely be fucked if it wasnt for dance dance revolution
(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# which I believe
was an invention of the sodding FRENCH

...so, your argument was?
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ancient greeks
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Okay, MODERN democracy
...
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# The word itself
does kind of give it away, doesn't it.

Mind you, I always thought Plato used some very Gallic expressions in his writings...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Democracy?
Does your 'democracy' extend to the people that you just called 'sand niggers'? I vote abusive racist terms be included in the fluffy filter!
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Bastard!
You edited that.

"Dance dance revolution" indeed...

wasn't that the Nips?
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Hello George
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# oi! you
happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Fank oo.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Hello George
*reloads gun for second shot*

and happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# insert moon lord related birthday post
happy boithdae!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Happy
Birthday old chap
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# you mean george w middleton?
cos i think he's probably dead, he last worked in 1915 - imdb.com/name/nm0585503/
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Hi there
This is a messageboard for funny pictures that you have made.

New threads without a funny picture/link are considered wasted and this annoys people (especially me) because it pushes other people's hard work off the board quicker. (There are only 15 separate threads per page).

In future if you wish to say something like this it would be preferred if you would jack an existing thread. Please do this politely and offering respect to the person whose thread you jack.

Alternatively shop a nice picture to go with your question/statement etc.

Thanks for being here and enjoy b3ta - please play nicely.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# nice try.
don't think it's going to get you far in this circumstance.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I got attacked last night
for condensing this argument into one question: "Where's the funny picture?"

From now on, I'll just keep posting this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)
# zeppelin
EDIT:/Cheers to the mod on duty, tha racist crap was a leetle bit much. ta from all of us leftist commie pinkoes who don't like racist abuse on the board! :D


I'll just say that bush perpetrates international terrorism on a massive scale, and anyone who doesn't see this is about as dumb as... oh say, someone who uses the phrase edit:I've decided not to even repeat the racist abuse and means it...

ignorant zeppelin
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# do you
happen to know baa by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)