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# SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD
See these sites:

www.brightonlife.com/forums/list.php?f=8

www.brightoncore.com/bb2/viewforum.php?f=1

www.edumela.com/edm_forum_viewtopiclist.asp?topic=1

www.allscifi.com/Topics/Topic_23.asp

mod edit: I'll probably start deleting these if you post anymore. why not make a nice picture or something. thanks :)
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# be a good chap
and just watermelon off will you?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Yay!
Nice to see the swear filter doing what it's there for ;)

Mind you, this does look suspiciously like spam.........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Second time today
The swear filter may officially be a fluffy filter, but I think we're about to disprove that notion any second now...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# who's swearing?
I was referring to my magical teapot which looks like a watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Ah but
the board filters out the word 'watermelon' you see. It replaces every incidence of the word 'watermelon' with 'watermelon'.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Bruce,
Jesus loves you but everyone else on this site thinks you're a canute.
(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Jesus thinks hes a cünt as well
I just rang him to ask and thats what he told me

[edit]ANNNNNNNND If you want to talk to hot, single Deities, just call 0891 463739, thats 0891 Godsex
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I love
umlauts.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# He's Canadian?


Apologies to any Canadians on the board, but I couldn't resist it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# For the love of cripes
will you please go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# You again?
Please go away, thank you!

/edit FUCK OFF YOU HOMOPHOBE!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I think
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Never had a realy girlfriend have you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Neither have I.
So what's yer point?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i'm a reporter
making a story about badgers, with girlfriends
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Now look here
You're making me cross now, and I don't want to be cross because it's my birthday.

Did I mention that, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hp birthday, mate
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# HAPPY
B'DAY
(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Happy birthday sir!
Have a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Nice
You queer bashing arsehole
FIGHT THE HOMOSEXUALS
Author: Bruce Price Date: 14/10/03 16:34

OK Gospel singers - here is the way we are to do it.
I AM ORGANISING A MASS GOSPAL EVENT IN BRIGHTON.

MEET ON THE 5TH NOVEMBER IN THE CAR PARK BY THE TEMPLE/DUKES MOUND

There we shall start a march on Brighton singing and purifying.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Spreading the flaps of God would be better
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# mouthful of sandwich, meet screen and keyboard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# especially
if it's God from Dogma

mmmmmmmm

/rubs pants
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# OH OH OH OH !!!!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!

I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO GIVE TO SOCIETY!!!!

I WANT ATTENTION!!!!

LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes,
but what does that have to do with this thread?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# hurrah
ive been noticed at last:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# you're soooooooo
not going to convert me.

/sacrifices chicken
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes i see them
now what
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i'm having a revelation
i see the lord,

yes... he's speaking to me...

he's telling me i should tell you to watermelon off...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Get out of my face
Bring back Hetz Hudson
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Crasy!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# speedcore is life
after all...
(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# the almost way of life!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# as far as 5th messages go
this is one of the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# One to four
were pretty shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Wow. Stop the competition, we have a winner! That IS the victorian internet!
Berk.

I'd sooner spread me crack and let Bush bugger me than look at your godbothering sites. Please let's leave religion out of this, and you can say you've tried. Then if we burn in hell you're not guilty.

Also, i think you might be mad.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# that wins
Funniest post of the day

"I'd sooner spread my crack and let Bush bugger me than look at your godbothering sites"....

EX-watermeloning-ACTLY

And so well-put, I may use it for hummus.

If I ever stop sniggering.
(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# You are
a victim of a cult my friend..

These people can help but only if YOU are ready to help yourself...
Cultwatch

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry, this is b3ta
No room for god on this bus to Hull.

Signed, A devout agnostic.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# tee hee
"FIGHT THE HOMOSEXUALS" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# um,
"BnH could be in league with the Lord of the Flies. He may indeed ba a hippy homosexual scum of which I have spoken in my prophecies. So many souls to perish for Satan.

Black magic simpletons, wasters, Big issue sellers, Homosexuals, flashers, BnH, Jewbos. Time to convert to the Lord."
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
makes you wonder whether Bush has a log in on here
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)