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# HA HA
MY FREND JUST SENT ME THIS ON EMAIL - MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR ALL GAY LOL!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:43, archived)
# sweet jesus.
216
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I agree. Its hard to believe that anyone thats a
member here still finds that joke funny or original.....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# i thought i'd killed
most of them.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)
# have you seen his profile?
i think he may be next....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)
# is that an apple 2
i saw in there?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I think
Its Fisher Price....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)
# no no no no its
one of those V-tech things out of catalogues, with 312 differernt spelling games
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)
# OK..... maybe he can learn
F U C K O F F N O M O R E S A N T A S A D D A M.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# red rag
to a 3ull
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# what's a
eull?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Aw
he looks quite sweet
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I would
(and I'm not even that way inclined...)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Its like a fine wine
it improves with age
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)
# SLAP IT WITH YOUR SLIPPERS

SLAP IT HAAAAAAAAARD !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Almost as hard to believe as the fact
that it seems to matter so much that people are bothering to count
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# They're not
have you not downloaded the b3ta saddameter?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)
# No
because I haven't seen it and nor do I give a flying fuck, as inferred by my previous post
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:53, archived)
# damn!
Thats something i would have liked to have seen:)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Apparently some squirrels
can manage that technical feat!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:57, archived)
# only
when they're in a plane though.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# But obviously you do or
you wouldn't have mentioned it.....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I'm surprised
that people are going on about the number of Saddam Clause posts, that doesn't mean I want to know how many there have been.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Were you on here sunday?
if you were then you would know.....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:00, archived)
# No
I'm a 9-5 girl
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)
# there you go then
30 + images on the same joke.... tedious after the first 5
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:04, archived)
# 30 pictures of the same joke
is hardly a new phenomenon round here, is it!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# You could always
do something else if it bothers you that much.

/grouch

edit: sorry, inadvertently hit capslock then
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:08, archived)
# No I quite like complaining about it
actually
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i'm not counting
i;m making up ridiculous numbers
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# 92
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# they're not exactly
ridiculous numbers, mind you I don't know that many numbers that are.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)
# 2^(1/2)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:57, archived)
# You loon!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Not ridiculous
very useful for working out RMS values...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# is equal
to

2^(1) x 2^(-1/2)
=
2^(1) x 1/(2^(1/2)
=
(2^(1))/(2^(1/2))
=
2/(2^(1/2))
=
(2x2^(2.5))/(2^(1/2)x2^(2.5))
=
(2^(2.5))/(2^(3))
=
2^(2.5) x 2(-3)
=
2^(-1/2)

Therefore 2^(1/2) = 1/(2^(1/2))

enough now...

um...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:07, archived)
# -2990003330050^.346
inverted :)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# Jo3y's probably just letting us know that the santa/saddam jokes that started on B3ta
are now flying across the globe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:58, archived)
# we can hope
for his sake
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# As a matter of fact,
I really am stupid enough to dig into the archive and actually count them.
As of NOW, there were 30 (thirty!) 'original' posts with a Saddam Clause picture in them.

30 people, of which about half asked 'done before?'.

I didn't count the ones making fun of the other ones, but 30 people posted the exact same idea within the last 49 hrs and 44 minutes.

The first one btw was this one.

Here are the file names:
saddam_claus.jpg
santa_saddam.jpg
saddam-santa.jpg
saddamclaus2.jpg
saddamclaus.jpg
saddamxmas.jpg
sadamsanta.jpg
saddamnclaus.jpg
santa_small.jpg
saddamclaus-2.jpg
santahussain.jpg
santanhussein.jpg
santaddam-1.jpg
saddamsanta.gif
bbcsantasmall1.jpg
saddams.jpg
Santasad.jpg
saddam santa.jpg
saddanta.jpg
saddam claus copy.jpg
WeGotHim.jpg
sadsanta.bmp
santamhusseinmas2.jpg
saddamclaus-1.jpg
saddamcaught.jpg
news.jpg
saddam.jpg
santah.jpg
sad.jpg
santaddam.jpg
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:54, archived)
# on a count of saddam related images
its hitting a much higher point.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:55, archived)
# I admit
I did start counting those, too. But I had to stop after about 7 pages, because there were just too many.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Hmm, not as many as I expected...
Your search for "saddam" matched 367 messages in the last seven days.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
# now
that is sheer genius
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:44, archived)
# You forgot to add
2 days ago
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Can
i borrow her?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:56, archived)
# Sure!!! if you want a dose of airplane flu!!!
shes been coughing for 20 hours straight now.... that almost sounds like a brag.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)
# Well
I'm used to a bit of choking.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I don't get it....
who is that?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# SANTA!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Jamaca?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)
# My old man said
follow the van
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# what is
a cock linnet?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Confectionary-based Beatle?
where do you want these blinds?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Naaaaa!
'andles for forks!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)
# got any O's?
What?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Nahh
It's blessed! see, Christmas=Blessed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Its Brian Blessed
I think?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# the name's piss
mind piss
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I think its Beadle.....
look at the hand
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Jeremy Beadle
has an unusually small cock. But on the other hand it isn't!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# That.... is a very funny joke
young man
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:48, archived)
# YoHoHo
(now thats better than the post)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)
# arrrrf
need toilet quick
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Ho Ho again!
Haha!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:45, archived)
# *cough*
dire...
1) Where are my 'all gay'
2) Whats this about tiny fashionable violins?
3) Glasscocky
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)
# YOUR GAY*
*see Popbitch
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# COCK OFF!
</baz>

when will this shit madness end...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Thanks Jo3y!
Merry Christmas and your gay too ho ho ho!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Every time you post a Saddam-Santa
A yuppie pukes down an alligator.



original,
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:51, archived)
# wow!
Don't step on the crocs in the pavement
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Guess they need to feed
somehow...........
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:01, archived)